I seem to have found myself in the wrong place
Tyrion_LannisterLittleFinger's Brothel
When that old gipsy told me that I would be magically teleported to a place full of whoremongers this wasn't quite what I was expecting. I appear to be stuck here for the time being unfortunately so I will have to deal with that. Is there any chance I will be able to indulge in wine and whores during my stay?
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last commentHow do you know of my world? This is very strange.
In my world, my dad is an asswipe but I do get a lot of his money to pay for all the wine and whoring I want, right now I don't have anything and everybody thinks I'm some guy named Peter Dinklage.
Can somebody tell me where to find a good brothel? Feeling a bit... Stresss... Oh fuck it, who needs an excuse to fuck a beautiful whore? I'm just a horny little dwarf.
It seems thus far to be true.
Get a psychologist, might help you more than a hoe
What is a psychologist, and what use do I have for a garden tool?
go fuck yourself
Not the friendliest little wanker are you? Better feel lucky you said that to me and not my sister or my father.
Go back and suckle on your mother's teats until you're ready to play with the grownups.
Smash that like button
In this place your brother and sister live in West Virginia.
Smashing Tyrion’s like button!
It’s gypsy with a Y, Tyrions father is dead so I guess DC is only on Season 3, and this troll account is stupid AF.
Smashing BigDickSammy’s like button!
Someone's shit the bed on this one
Awww look at Spicetwat trolling under multiple profiles... How cute. What a loser to be posting under so many aliases. Why don’t you go back to the stripperweb rock you crawled out of?
I wish I could claim credit for BigDickSammy. I'm not at that level yet.
Thank you to all the gentlemen welcoming me into this world, it appears I may be having to stay here for quite awhile. As for the asswipes, I can guarantee you that nothing you say is anything that my own father hasn't said to me before. For that, your words have no effect on me.
@tx she just mad bc her bf is in another state bangin out some other whore and buying another bitch presents, I'd be mad too I guess if my gal was hooking up with some dude in another state lol
She's upset her boyfriend left her out on the stroll today....
A simple discussion about me teleporting into this world drumming up old feuds and grievances and causing all out chaos between multiple members?
This place is more like home than I thought.
^^ glaD you like it sir