When that old gipsy told me that I would be magically teleported to a place full of whoremongers this wasn't quite what I was expecting. I appear to be stuck here for the time being unfortunately so I will have to deal with that. Is there any chance I will be able to indulge in wine and whores during my stay?
How do you know of my world? This is very strange.
In my world, my dad is an asswipe but I do get a lot of his money to pay for all the wine and whoring I want, right now I don't have anything and everybody thinks I'm some guy named Peter Dinklage.
Can somebody tell me where to find a good brothel? Feeling a bit... Stresss... Oh fuck it, who needs an excuse to fuck a beautiful whore? I'm just a horny little dwarf.
Awww look at Spicetwat trolling under multiple profiles... How cute. What a loser to be posting under so many aliases. Why don’t you go back to the stripperweb rock you crawled out of?
Thank you to all the gentlemen welcoming me into this world, it appears I may be having to stay here for quite awhile. As for the asswipes, I can guarantee you that nothing you say is anything that my own father hasn't said to me before. For that, your words have no effect on me.
@tx she just mad bc her bf is in another state bangin out some other whore and buying another bitch presents, I'd be mad too I guess if my gal was hooking up with some dude in another state lol
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In my world, my dad is an asswipe but I do get a lot of his money to pay for all the wine and whoring I want, right now I don't have anything and everybody thinks I'm some guy named Peter Dinklage.
Go back and suckle on your mother's teats until you're ready to play with the grownups.
This place is more like home than I thought.