Where can I get a full touch to touch dance in IL?

I would like to know that myself.

I have no idea what IL is though.

Hey you little imp! IL is Illinois, the Land of Lincoln and one of the most difficult states in the USA to locate even a mediocre strip club.

That's what its like up in Stark territory. Winterfell, with the one brothel in the entire kingdom only has ten girls working there and only one of them was hot looking. I told her she needed to come back to King's Landing where the money is actually decent. Other than Winterfell, your best bet is hopping from village to village to check out the village whores but they're a hit or miss.

Stark territory is great for spinners but be careful what you wish for, if a 90 lb wench satisfies your taste then have at it.