Comments by Assmanjoe (page 5)

maybe they just have really shitty plumbing...pun intended

She definitely gives shitty lapdances.

Dont make a big deal out of it for your birthday and psyche yourself out. sounds like you might need another round with her itc to really feel her out though and so both of you can get more comfortable. Not sure im understanding you correctly but if she was sucking your dick OTP and you still werent hard i dont know why youd want to blow a bunch of $ on OTC. Ive done a few successful otcs and “maybe” was never a response for one of them. If they do otc and like you they wont hold back. Its business. So she prob doesnt do otc or shes not comfortable with you yet. Sounds like a no-go for now but use her # to calmly schedule a club visit with her in the near future (while she still remembers you) and go from there.

^Only polish dancer ive met is incredible, as well.

A. Talk is cheap B. Thats some pretty good talk though. I dont have an issue with what theyre saying at all. But will they actualize the message? Some will, some wont’t and in a tight, competitive labor market the companies that take care of their people and communities will likely be better off in the long run (def true in the short run) as long as they're smart about it. Most shareholders are not going to put gender equality and lgbtq issues above the company making them money, though. There is definitely a line with the pc/social justice shit. At the same time, climate change is a real, imminent threat to all of us and any major corporation that ignores that threat does so at their own peril. Even if theyre not legally obligated to give a shit, the stockowning public increasingly wants them to and i think that underpins the whole statement given.

Import - Thick/curvy/busty asians, basically dont exist in Nj scs (and we have damn near everybody). Like a jessica bangkok type - id lose my shit. Export - russian/ex-soviet bloc spinners, i have no use for them and generally theyre not too pleasant either. @ iknowbetter - cant go wrong with more colombians. Or brazilians for same reasons.

i was pleasantly surprised based on the reviews here. Looks like theyre trending in the right direction. They have very limited hours that theyre open which might be hurting them attract dancers but they have some good ones, including the girl in the video, vanessa. Never been to visions and no dancers mentioned it so i couldnt tell you.

^lol. Thats awesome gawker

Im new but enjoy the discussions and most of the NJ clubs that ive hit recently seem to be doing just fine, pretty large crowds even on off-nights. With one local exception. As for the music, strip clubs are going to play whats popular, mainstream and danceable. Hip hop hits all those boxes today. If the girls are happy with it and happily shaking their asses to it, then were all happy and the clubs doing just fine. Unless you just hate hip-hop... then i dont know what to tell you. If theres a decline in some regions then i think its likely more cultural shifts and regulatory changes than the music.

I know of two clubs in my region that have pool tables. In both clubs the tables are used regularily, mostly by regulars who go all the time and already know the girls and are not high-roller types. Both clubs have no cover or any other charges and cheap beer. Some dancers play but not often. One club is pretty clean, the others basically a whorehouse. Both have an old-school, local vibe. Cant say ive ever played pool at a titty bar but i can see why you would if you go all the time to just hang and chit-chat and grab some ass and go home buzzed.

Priscilla - Summer 2014 - Hott 22 - Union, NJ - retains ATF status after all these years even though i only met her once. Half-Puertorican half-German originally from Arizona but relocated to Florida and was then dancing her way up the east coast (or so the story went). Im not into the zero-body fat/spinner types. This girl was amazingly pretty with dirty blonde, frizzy hair, light caramel skin, at least DD cup natural tits with medium sized strawberry nipples, super fit and tight stomach/waist and some very curvy hips with a big natural soft bubble butt that ill never forget. great thick legs, too. had excellent conversation with her before, during and after LDs and she gave me the strongest hard on i think ive ever had. which is doubly impressive since her friend she was travelling with had jerked me off in VIP like 15 minutes before i started talking to her lol. that was one hell of a wednesday night. being a relative newb i didnt get her contact info. im sure ive seen *technically* hotter strippers than priscilla but she just had this x-factor that drove me absolutely wild. Went on stage in a skirt and shook her big ass to make the skirt ride all the way up 8p...instaboner and she never let it down.

A very cold place with some very hot women ive seen is montreal. different culture there entirely from midwest or even new england/northeast us. its a freaky town and the french canadian women take care of themselves more along the lines of how europeans do, ie better than most american women. hot strippers there too but not quite s. florida level. there have been many studies that show people from warmer climates tend to be more open with other people and kind of...warmer in general. opposite is true for people from colder climates. its not always strictly physical traits that determine how attractive you are to others. i think this may be in part what the OP was getting at.

Thank you sir

Debatable, id consider it central but its close. I stopped in on a recent friday night and had a much better experience than described. I was pleasantly surprised, given the reviews here. Maybe the place is just dead during the day. Their hours are very limited too.

@heaving - that was supposed to be a compliment, albeit a somewhat sarcastic one. guess i used up all my good ones on her cause she gave me her number lol PAWG is a phat ass white girl, this girls like a walking urbandictionary.com definition. fucking incredible body if you like your women full figured or just big-bootied. google nat foxx, kind of similar to her, shes also polish. this girl was smart too, very worldly. i shouldnt be anymore but im still always pleasantly surprised when a stripper shows some deep intellect. for me that just makes her hotter. @doctorevil - lmao hell yeah!

i love the hoops too but prefer them paired with big, curly hair. Dont think it counts as a fetish but hoopchicks usually give me a hard-on so maybe?

Met my first Polish (from Poland) stripper on Friday :) a gorgeous PAWG with more than half a brain, I'm a huge fan of Poland at the moment. Its a good threat to get Germany to pay up. Putin has an expansionist ideology and Russia is still a threat in the world, ESPECIALLY to eastern and central europe. Itd be a mistake to yank our troops out in one fall swoop - the Russians would get an instant hard on and the Germans couldnt fight them off. If we moved our troops to Poland, its a moot point but if we want to bring them home we have to let and encourage Germany to defend themselves again (risky given their history, but how long can we stay there, realistically?). Same goes for Japan w.r.t China. We cant pull our troops out without counterbalances to the other big powers. China has their shit together a lot moreso than Russia so we really need the Japanese to step it up.

If you walked up to me in the club with that smile on and those puppies in my face i would absolutely get a dance :) In a topless club id walk acrss the room and introduce myself - incredible boobs Rhiannon. Based on the pics you have id say 7.5 But its an incomplete image of you. imagining your boobs six inches from my face youd be a 9.5 lol ...seriously though.

Good title and description of place. Ive had some awesome dances there too - Natasha and a fob brazilian whose stage name i forget. The rest (probably 5 other girls ive received dances from) were very mild at best, some just plain bad.

I didnt notice the dates. Maybe they were trying to build a prostitution and/or drug case and had to move in on a bunch of bs misdemeanors cuz some idiots shot each other which forced them to make a move.

Used to be a club on 22 east in north plainfield called players i think, by the old kmart now aroogas. Very close to green brook. That closed down a long time ago, though. Probably 15 years ago. Before my mongering days but passed by it all the time as a kid and always wondered what exactly went on in there.

Wow. “Accused of sitting on his lap and having a shot of patron”?!?!?! Public lewdness? They werent even in public. Just when i thought a special trip to texas to check out chicas locas was in order... i think ill hold off. the recent shooting explains it all though.

did she have a comb on her during the LD? i prob would have brushed her hair lol yolo man i had one girl demand i choke her during the lap dance. i said "no, with my luck as soon as i lay a hand on your neck the bouncer will stick his head in here and throw me the fuck out." she laughed like hell and i wound up having a bunch of great lapdances and a good otc with her later on. i like the weird ones lol my latest favorite was a very bootlylicious 20 year old Egyptian baby stripper i met a couple weeks ago. really cute face, stunning ass, braces, L.A. gear-style light up heels - im not usually into the really young-looking girls but good god her body was off the chain. she had half a brain too. we chatted for awhile and good convo at first but somewhere along the line i started to suspect some PED, namely blow. im pretty sure she was coked up as she was talking a mile a minute and it was mostly just random filler conversation, maybe she was nervous i dont know. At one point *during the lap dance* she goes "its ok, its not like we're in a relationship or something" - i was completely dumbstruck. ive heard some crazy shit over the years but never had a stripper say something like that after knowing me for like 20 minutes. honestly that was a boner killer and a little unprofessional. I dont know if that was her intent, to get rid of me or if she somehow managed to catch a feeling or two (i mean im charming but come on! laid it on pretty thick though, she was gorgeous) or if she was some type of intoxicated (most likely scenario, she was sucking down waters pretty hard) or just reaaaalllyyy new to the game but i had to call it a wrap soon after, hot as she was. i kind of feel for these young girls taking a stab at it since its 100% school of hard knocks - im sure theres no training whatsoever, just sink or swim and figure it out as you go. hope she sticks around and improves her game a little.

the experience might be fake and contrived but my boners are real! ...and my nut, every once in awhile. i understand what youre saying though papi, its just not for everyone.

I hear ya brotha. Who the fuck knows. I usually go on sundays as i prefer it quieter and lately, sunday nights at my usual spots have been pretty packed and its usually a pretty young crowd. Im 32 so i mean around 30 or younger. If its generational, its def not across the board. At least in my neck of the woods. In general, though, i think its become slightly more acceptable for girls to strip but its become less acceptable for men to ogle women, period. SCs are supposed to be an escape from an ogle-free world and i hope they remain that. As i was writing this it lead me to a bigger theme here: the infamous double-standard regarding mens and womens sexuality is slowly but surely being narrowed. Here is a generational thing ive noticed: young women are sluttier than ever. at the same time young men have to be more and more careful about how they approach and interact with women. Im talking strictly about the civilian world now and from recent dating experience.