Hott 22
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1731 US-22 Union, NJ 07083

The Prodigal Monger Returns

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Assmanjoe
Jul 25, 2019, 2:15 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Stopped in here for the first time in many years a few months back. This was my local club growing up and having gone out and explored the world a little bit i realized that i was pretty spoiled to have this place so close by. On a return visit after about five years, a lot had changed but the vibe remains - still a lot of fun, very raunchy and a down to business atmosphere. Still set up like a juice bar (its BYOB) even though the girls are no longer nude. No alcohol served but they do charge a cover (15-20 depending on day and time), but this is the only club i know of that offers discounts through their Instagram page which is what lured me back. Flash their IG at the door and they waive the cover. Specifically it was a dancer Paris clapping her ass on the IG, had to see it in person lol. Sadly she wasnt there but all was not lost...

Walked in on a thursday night and quickly realized the dancers out numbered the patrons. With a flock of lonely strippers at the bar I was approached in pretty quick succession by a few: a pretty hot spinner black girl "how you doin baby?" , a tatted up white girl "never seen you before...(jersey handshake)" and then a thick latina mami with ass and tits overflowing whatever she had on "you want dance papi? (handshake) yeah you want a dance hehe." That quickly morphed into a VIP ($200 including the dance + tip) which was worth every penny. Came down stairs from the VIP breathing easier and was all set to leave but destiny had other plans for me... no literally a dancer named Destiny came over to me and wanted to play. I was defenseless - a stunning latina with an enhanced booty, great natural boobs and beautiful face. Her SS was on point too. I got a few LDs which were topnotch, i had to make a return trip for her a few days later. A true professional.

One of the better clubs in the area in my opinion. This is def a lapdance/VIP heavy club, the stageshow is like an afterthought here, i didnt really notice it with all the girls approaching. Of the top five lapdances ive had in my life (out of probably hundreds) id say at least 3 were at this club. It used to be a little wilder but their girls know how to take care of you. In a pretty safe area right on rt 22 near the parkway. This being jersey its a mixed club, all ethnic groups pretty well represented in the dancers and crowd. I think more latina dancers than anything. Theres no big sign so look for an old building with "cocktail lounge" written on the side on westbound 22. Next to a bowling alley that i think closed down. Not a flashy place at all, but a lot of fun.

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