Comments by Cristobal (page 2)

A brief update on my continued hiatus: All goes well with my GF, I am very happy with her. As with all relationships, we have our ups and downs but overall many more ups. The regrets are very few and soon I could very soon change my statud from hiatus to retirement and send Little Cristobal to Canton. While on hiatus, I have visited TJ a few times to meet up with workmates and even with felliw TUSCLers to enjoy the sights of TJ but definitely no arribas. I finally met the legendary @tahoecruz and as @tfp accurately referred to him as a mongering James Bond. I also met up with @greanbeans and @besmitty @greanbeans is working on his Hall of Fane TJ Branch mongering career and @besmitty is looking like a future all pro TJ mongerer. There are a few other TUSCLers I would like to meet up and share some stories, so @garfield84 and @japrufrock if you guys ever want to meet up in TJ, hit me up and the first round is on me. To the rest of the brethren: Happy Mongering 2022!

As I have been on mongering hiatus I do not comment too often because I do not have much to contribute much to my felliw TUSCLers. However,I woukd like to offer a few comments on this subject. During my mongering time in TJ, I saw a few bargirls (BGs) outside the club, even "dateds" few. From my experience, if you want to see a BG outside the club keep it profesional and pay her for her time, you can call it a gift (regalito), the amount depends on the day of the week and amount of time. Remember, the pussy you do not pay for will cost you the most, you do not want to owe her a favor, in the future she will collect. Be clear about what you want to do and plan accordingly. Also, with regards to a "relationship" with a BG, be advised of a potential downside: If she is fucking you for free that pretty much means you cannot go to her club and take other BGs arriba, if she finds out there will be plenty of drama. Also, the BG world is kind of small community so word spreads quickly and you could even be limiting your ability to party at the other clubs. Solo mis dos centavos

Hermano, what is the benefit of getting the VIP card from Tropical Bar instead of Hong Kong? What was the price before the increase? The price of everything is going up, not surprised the VIP cards increase, I am surprised the drink prices remain the same.

There was plenty of sinning at Synn, occasionally I occasionally found paradasiac experience at Paradise, and Bliss was blissful so my biggest disappointment with regards to strip clubs was the lack of Asians at Hong Kong, I got over my disappointment rather quickly.

Anytime is a good time to go to HK. Saturday 8am-3pm, is good but not great, there should be anywhere from 20-30 BGs and not too many mongers. Keep in mind, the Afterhours (10th floor) moves back to the main HK Bar at 10am, so there should be a decent amount and selection of BGs during your visit.

@devl_dawgg I've been to the after hours club at HK twice and I've been meaning to write the review but I am do damn lazy. Overall for me it is a small notch below the HK experience. I will try to write it soon.

Get well soon @shadowcat Looking forward to your stories about the hot nurses

"Friend V was an immediate shit shot, multiple shots, deer in the headlight look, a "6" on his lap and buying Ficha's one after another. It was really fun to watch." The BGs can detect a newby from a Mike away, Friend V did not have a chance. We have all been there, the sensory overload, alcohol and the blood from your brain heading south lead to some entertaining experiences for our friends. My first visit to HK was for my buddy's birthday party and I was recovering from stomach surgery and little Cristobal (LC) was unable to go to work. I had about 10 BGs try to get a rise from LC but were unable, one tried for about 20 minutes, I still remember her effort. Good write up.

"Also are they testing people to get back into the states?" As of my last visit to TJ (July 2021) there was no test to return to the USA, just like before the pandemic, a passport check and a quick custom's declararon had me back into the US. Adelita's requires a mask to enter but not required in the club and HK requires a mask and temperatura check, both clubs also do a thorough search: wand, pat down, and metal detector.

Cats Cafe and you only spent around $20? My buddies and I went three two months ago and had to pay entrance, bottle service, and tips for the "waitresses", we spent about $500 between the four of us. Cats is a Coffee shop in name only, this is a low key strip club.

The consensus I gather is BGs keep 100% of the arriba money and tips from dancing except those who dance on the main stage and the back stage, they give a small cut to stage manager (who distributes it to the stage crew). BGs do not tip out but some have ficha quotas, also they are required to work one slow day (Monday or Tuesday) to be allowed to work the weekend without a fine, different shift managers also fine BGs for starting their shift late and for staying too long arriba. In all my trips to TJ o never heard or saw evidence of pimps with BGs, with legalized prostitution in Mexico, there seems to be little reason to have a pimp. So I speculate the percentage who have pimps is very low.

I am francophile and rooted for France until they played USA, it was a good game. The talent gap between the USA and the world is closing and the USA will eventually have to adapt to stay at the top spot. I am on favor of a full time team of paid players and coaches, there are plenty of aspiring NBA players, fringe NBA players, and past their prime players who could form a good team. Playing and practicing full time would help to develop teamwork, strategy, and gameplans rather than just relying on great individual talent and effort. Regardless, USA! USA! USA!

@warrior15 The BGs willing to do an OTC meet up after a 8 hour shift is probably not going arriba 5-8 times during her shift. Also, most of the BGs from CC and AB are not going up 5-8 times on an average night (maybe on the weekends). I agree with you, the savings is not worth being last in line if she is going arriba so many times. But my mongering buddy liked trying to find BGs willing to do it because they were generally less money and they would stay longer in his room. It is not for everyone but I thought I would share. Mis dos centavos

While on shift you can take a BG only to her respective club's hotel (Adelita to Coahuila, Hong Kong to Cascadas or Rizos, etc.). The short term rooms at Coahuila very depending on day of week (range $18-22). One of my mongering buddies liked to hit up CC and AB BGs at the end of their shift to see if they would go to Cascadas, a few would do it.

For a former TJ Monger I did not visit TJ and HK for the club/public debauchery as I prefer to enjoy that arriba. The Cream shows were never my thing. Occasionally they would bring a customer on stage and have some dancers tease him, it didn't look like much fun. That being said I had plenty of fun during ficha sessions, which to me is the best $10 spent at HK (assuming you find the right BG). I had one ficha session where I was fucking (with our clothes on) a BG in the Miami room, I had her in missionary (and a few other positions) her legs on my shoulder, she have me an OTPBJ, I had a FIV, and licked her kitty. When we were done a few people came over and gave us a high five.

"Also aside from this topic any of the girls do anal?" Amigo, my first BGGF said it best "in TJ you can have whatever you want if you have the money" That being said, not all BGs or SGs do anal, it is a matter of finding one, I'm sure the meseros can ASSist, don't be shy to ask they have heard it all. My opinión, the hottest BGs probably don't because they make enough money but you will only find out if you ASSk. Solo mis dos centavos

In other news: Water is Wet

Which Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shop did you visit?

I posted in a comments/discussion that Kimora was one of the worst dancers I had a Synn. It was an air dance, she barely removed her top, and blocked with the ferocity of a NHL All-Star Goalie. Then she asked for a tip and to take her to the VIP Room, thanks but no thanks. Sorry to read you had a similar experience.

There is plenty to do outside the Zona Norte (ZN) in fact I recommend venturimg outside if you are staying more than one day. There are plenty of places to eat, shop, and venture, I find asking a taxi drive as a good source of local adventure. As far as the beaches, TJ beaches are decent and I prefer Rosarito. Solo mi dos centavos

@greanbeans hermano the Asían looking BG is Prada. Attractive yes, bad vibe from during a two ficha session, so while little Cristobal was saying yes to arriba, I vetoed and decided to cut ties. She was one of the worst ficha sessions I've had, she was boring, no personality and was not flirty nor did she try to pursaude me to take her arriba. There are all types of BGs, shy, aggressive, conversational, she was none of these, more of an in different vibe just assuming because she is hot, we were going arriba.

I love the USA and I watch and root for all our teams, regardless of the political and social messages. Just like here on TUSCL, I support this site dispite the political and social topics on a strip club site.

If you PLs want to read about @besmitty's visit, he wrote it as an article recollecting the complete adventure rather than writing a few club reviews. His article is well detailed and some interesting insight from a new TUSCLer.

@besmitty it was a pleasure to meet you and hang out with you and @greanbeans But let me get something straight, you lost a BG? I guess @greanbeans taught you everything he knows, including how to lose a BG... Lol You have a great attitude about the Zona Norte and mongering in TJ, it reads like you have an adventurous trip, thanks for including the details. Question: what was the rooftop party, are you referring to the HK After Hours Club on the 8 (or 9th) floor? Whenever you decide to return to TJ give me a heads up it would be fun to meet up again and check out Zona Norte.

@tetradon you have to do something during rest time in between sets, looking at hot chicks is at the top of the PL list.