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Comments by Maus3r

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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    Best Bar in ZN
    Country, loober - right on guys. thank you both.
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    6 years ago
    steeldog65
    I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
    Best Strip Club Visit this year
    SF Crazy Horse. I was just feeling the music that night I guess (I think I should probably thank the DJ more than the dancers). Thing is, some of the girls there can really dance. I liked the way the moved, it spoke to me. One of thought I was Hawaiian, and when I got a dance with her she shoved her tongue so far down my mouth *I* almost got pregnant. I'm not sure what it's like now but you could get away with a lot back then. I still think about that woman till this day. I have failed to find a clone or anyone who could come close to her. She was rare.
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    6 years ago
    First Trip to ER from a Strip Club VIP this last Friday in Detroit.
    I actually asked my atf to try this on me once but her grip was weak as fuck. She really let me down but I let her keep the tip. I haven't found a use for her since.
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    nicole's nuanced response to "should WNBA stars get paid as much as men in the N
    Find me a girl who can match an NBA star move for move and I'll start paying. Same goes for any sport. Yes, I know ant wnba star can whoop my ass on the court, but I am just a cheap drunk, not an athlete.
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    6 years ago
    Favorite technique for politely asking them to leave . . .
    "Oh my, aren't you a lovely creature. Though I am tempted to abandon my plans t explore the mysteries you have to offer, I have already paid for entertainment this evening. Perhaps another time my love? Here, let provide you with refreshment ... " buy her a drink, pay her to leave. (i know, it's like giving into extortion right?)
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    6 years ago
    Fetishes anyone?
    I love it when the dominatrix forgets the safe word. That pleasure I get waking up in the E.R. I pay extra for that.
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    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    Farts
    you gotta breathe deep to build up an immunity. then it becomes a weapon.
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    Best Bar in ZN
    Zone Norte, sorry guys I just assumed everyone would know what I was talking about. Yes, my world view is limited.
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    most bad ass strip clubs in the US
    Tahoe: Yes, just in the USA. I want to explore any hidden diamonds we have. DC: Let's just say it can surprise you (in a good way), and has mysteries worth exploring. Mark: Me too. I think I lost a useful part of my soul in one. Country: I am starting to think so... even having never been there.
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    TJ - Equipment
    JAprufrock - Thank you ... info like this let's me know I am making the right decision. The rest a ya'll ... That shit was actually pretty funny! Heh.
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    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    Finally here at Hong Kong!!!
    " Yall know me, Mr. big ass big tits lover and like you guys say (and complain) about, there's no shortage of that." YES!!!! *** does a backlfip ***
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    6 years ago
    Do strippers care about anything other than how much you spend?
    From my experience, if you are gross, the price goes up. I did meet this one Japanese girl from Berkeley who was very compassionate towards men who were not "traditionally" handsome. This one guy would stick his tongue out whenever a dancer would come close to him. Most of the dancers would n't even accept his money but she did and she even gave him a free lap dance. I got a private dance with her and I asked her, "Why are you so nice to that pervert?" She said, "This is a strip club and we're all perverts. My dad is a Dr. and I know what is wrong that poor man. He has a nerve disease, and whenever he tries to smile, his tongue sticks out." Yup, got put in my place. Still, she was the only dancer I met who had that opinion.
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    How to dress in Tijuana?
    SJG - I found a few free moments. I can answer. Honestly SJG ... I haven't thought about it that way. I just thought I would go there with a fist full of cash and do whatever I wanted with whoever was ok with it. I keep forgetting that these are girls who need to decide if they want to go upstairs with a stranger. I have to think about it more. Thank you for planting the seed. I'm actually a pretty boring dude. I guess (and this is only my initial thought) that I will just tell the truth. I don't have a domestic situation to worry about and I would be there for fun whenever I have free time and money to burn. And to address some of your previous inquiries, I wouldn't return for just one girl. I would return for a kind of rotating menu. Hey you gave me something to think about. Thank you SJG.
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    6 years ago
    gentleman_scholar
    From the birthplace of money and women
    Do you do anything extra for a CF if she's special?
    I paid my ATF's rent(2 grand), and she won it back for me hustling people at pool, and at the black jack table. I gave it to her because she was a bad ass.
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    Brazil
    Shadow - Right on! That's the first place tend to visit in any hotel! Did say which one?
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    Brazil
    Well Mamisan, Brazil also has jiu-jitsu boots camps. I am thinking about going to one and getting my ass kicked for a month. And I'm not married.
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    Calling all pimps
    Gentlemen, all great advice! Thank you all! Lil_Baller... I'm gonna try that. Seeking Arrangements ... how did this evade my radar for so long? I love this site! You guys are the best!
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    Calling all pimps
    dc - The context of my post describes what I am suggesting but if you need help, it's entirely theoretical. But ... why not do just that ... walk around using my sales pitch? Not on random girls, ones fit my criteria? How much real trouble would I end up in? Oh yeah, one of them could be married to, or be a cop. Country - Man you make it too easy for me! I was thinking about this woman who chatted me up. I have been obsessing over her price.
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Stop holding doors for us if you don't want to talk about ending rape culture as
    Ok, I am gonna ask, You want help, you want support for your voice. What's your plan? What form should the help take? Holding open doors isn't enough so what is it that your cause needs, specifically?
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    6 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    LDK Upsell
    I gotta agree with NJBaller on this one. If I am not getting real sex, and they want me to return they better be worth it. "So you want me to keep giving you money, to keep getting me horny, with no satisfaction? I am failing to see the value ... "
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Last night hoe showed me how bad a zipper can fuck up a pussy
    It might make me sound cold but I would have been like, "Nah honey, that's what they got doctors and surgeons for ... get someone else to look at that."
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    6 years ago
    Maus3r
    Stredocesky kraj
    ROB stories
    Smith - This conversation comes to mind. "Maus3r do you smoke weed?" "No, I'm a liquor type of guy." "Yeah I thought so. You should really, I mean really consider weed instead." Dr. - I never thought anyone would try to pick pocket me until that evening. I must have been so drunk that I was easily marked.
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Stop holding doors for us if you don't want to talk about ending rape culture as
    True but then some politicians would lose the vote from housewives. I am not sure if my demographics are correct but I think they are huge percentage of active voters. but I am too lazy to go look it up.
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    6 years ago
    Musterd21
    Indiana
    Glitter
    lol! Yeah, it's like evidence of what you were up to. "Hey ... where were last night ... " "Not at at the clubs I swear!!!" "MM hmmmm..."
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Stop holding doors for us if you don't want to talk about ending rape culture as
    Just to be clear, I agree with you. Rape culture is a serious, and complex problem. My ex-gf was raped, and it was her female friends who arranged it. They brought her to a party, and abandoned her. I told her many times that her friends had betrayed too many times, and she could not trust them to have her back when it counts. She did not listen to me, and walked right into a dangerous situation. Her drink was tampered with, and she woke up without her pants in a different house. She and her bestie both had lingering feelings for an ex bf (Which I was ok with because I don't do the jealousy thing). In the past they kept stealing him from each other. I knew that bomb would drop again.