Farts

I need a gasmask! I know better than to eat those damn beans!

You should save them for when an unwanted stripper won't leave your table.

^^^^^ Or just tell them your name is Lloyd and that you're from San Jose. :D

Did you check your shorts? You seem to be describing a shart - and a pungent one too!

I'm reminded of the pregnant stripper whose doctor asked who the father was. She said, "When you eat a can of beans it's hard to tell which one made you fart."

Omg hahahaha

Lol Gawker! That’s a great reply!

you gotta breathe deep to build up an immunity. then it becomes a weapon.