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I just farted! Have to roll down both windows on truck! My partner has their head stuck out the window! It stinks so bad i am about ready to pull over

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Countryman5434

I need a gasmask! I know better than to eat those damn beans!

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shadowcat

You should save them for when an unwanted stripper won't leave your table.

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TheeOSU

^^^^^ Or just tell them your name is Lloyd and that you're from San Jose. :D

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Cashman1234

Did you check your shorts? You seem to be describing a shart - and a pungent one too!

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gawker

I'm reminded of the pregnant stripper whose doctor asked who the father was. She said, "When you eat a can of beans it's hard to tell which one made you fart."

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Cashman1234

Lol Gawker! That’s a great reply!

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Maus3r

you gotta breathe deep to build up an immunity. then it becomes a weapon.

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