Farts

8 comments

• Countryman5434

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  6 years ago

  
  I need a gasmask! I know better than to eat those damn beans!
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  You should save them for when an unwanted stripper won't leave your table.
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  ^^^^^ Or just tell them your name is Lloyd and that you're from San Jose. :D
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Did you check your shorts? You seem to be describing a shart - and a pungent one too!
• gawker

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  6 years ago

  I'm reminded of the pregnant stripper whose doctor asked who the father was. She said, "When you eat a can of beans it's hard to tell which one made you fart."
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  Omg hahahaha
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Lol Gawker! That’s a great reply!
• Maus3r

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  6 years ago

  you gotta breathe deep to build up an immunity. then it becomes a weapon.