Farts

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Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
I just farted! Have to roll down both windows on truck! My partner has their head stuck out the window! It stinks so bad i am about ready to pull over

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Countryman5434
6 years ago

I need a gasmask! I know better than to eat those damn beans!
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shadowcat
6 years ago
You should save them for when an unwanted stripper won't leave your table.
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TheeOSU
6 years ago
^^^^^ Or just tell them your name is Lloyd and that you're from San Jose. :D
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Did you check your shorts? You seem to be describing a shart - and a pungent one too!
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gawker
6 years ago
I'm reminded of the pregnant stripper whose doctor asked who the father was. She said, "When you eat a can of beans it's hard to tell which one made you fart."
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Omg hahahaha
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Lol Gawker! That’s a great reply!
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Maus3r
6 years ago
you gotta breathe deep to build up an immunity. then it becomes a weapon.
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