First Trip to ER from a Strip Club VIP this last Friday in Detroit.

Sounds like a fun night.

Too bad she didn’t squeeze a little harder.

That must have been an interesting discussion with your doctor.

Next time have her squeeze your balls instead.

Doctor was very respectful and helpful and not judgemental.

We both agreed it’s safest if I don’t continue this behavior.

Best strip club experience of my life.

Pretty happy she wasn’t scared to get intense.

“We both agreed it’s safest if I don’t continue this behavior.” Yeah, you don’t want to end up like David Carradine.

I made a few jokes about him and I told my friends I was going to make Padme Amadela jokes in the ER

I am going to start calling the dancers Darth Vader

Not sure what to make of "Padme Amadela jokes" but this is a brilliant, albeit fictional, story. But I do have a question: isn't this Constantine fellow the same guy behind Trucidos?

If so he is one aces troll! ;)

Here’s a pic of the hospital band with the date on it from last night. postimg.cc

Personal info scrambled for privacy.

Not sure what’s so hard to believe LOL

“But I do have a question: isn't this Constantine fellow the same guy behind Trucidos?”

Trolls like lapdances too ;) Glad you have a good time Trucidos.

You are aware that the barcode can be scanned with any “real” personal data it may contain, just askin?

I did not but I appreciate the info.

Honestly considering I’m into dancers strangling me and survived my first poisoning attempt at 23 years old I’m not overly concerned over a doxing.

Violence begets Violence

I actually asked my atf to try this on me once but her grip was weak as fuck. She really let me down but I let her keep the tip. I haven't found a use for her since.

Shurgs I have woken up sore from many girls. Just last month I remember an extreme pain in my shoulder. I thought it must have occured in the gym, but then remembered ATF gave me one of the hardest 15 minute dances Ive had. I did the rookie move of jerking off before going to the club to last longer and paid for it. Some icy hot and rest got rid of the pain in 2 days.

^^^ they call that “the clap”

Which dancer?

Not comfortable dropping her name.

I prefer a level of discretion and appreciate the same no offense.

I hope you understand.

I’m already concerned girls there aren’t going to be into OTC business with me because of the fact that I’m into some pretty heavy shit.

I got some weird looks after that VIP.

It’s good things checked out. It’s concerning when you have memory troubles and spit blood after rough sex.

This stuff puts the club at risk, as a bleeding customer in the VIP room is not good for business. It’s a risk some clubs might not want to take.

You might be better off getting choked hard otc. However, it might a concern of dancers, as there is a fine line between choking and choking someone out (and then leaving you unconscious).

I don't understand the pain fetish but i guess each to his own

Constitine, ask David Carradine's ghost about this.

Cashman I spit no blood.

I was tasting blood in my throat the next morning when I ate at Buddy’s and when I got dinner back in Pittsburgh.

I am a big boy. I don’t hold anyone accountable except myself. I never would disrespect a club like that.

I strongly prefer women with a violent streak. Clearly this girl had no issue.

Hopefully others don’t as well.

That’s pretty standard fare what she did. I was simply drunk and couldn’t feel it.

Now with that said I am into some pretty hardcore stuff. I prefer my partners exceedingly aggressive

Hopefully I can find chicks in the area that are into it.

I got a few looks from a dancer I liked after who I made eye contact with.

Do you think could actually scare some of them off? Seems low risk to me considering I prefer to be the recepient

creepy ass sick fuck

i can’t help but laugh thru all of this posting...