The real reason god kicked Adam and Eve our of the garden of eden

BoringLoser
^ You are an ass hole
God told Adam that he and Eve could do pretty much anything they want as long as Eve doesn’t go swimming during “that time of the month”.

God comes back a few days later only to discover that Eve has done that very thing.

God: Adam, why the fuck is there a bunch of blood in the river?
Adam: I’m so sorry, I tried to stop her. She wouldn’t listen to me. I can fix this. I’ll clean the river.
God: The river will clean itself
Adam: Then why are you so angry?
God: Because I will never get that smell out of the fish

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  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    Lol! That’s great! Very good joke!
  • shadowcat
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    6 years ago
    Good one.
  • ATACdawg
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    6 years ago
    So, was Eve still alive when Moses turned the Nile into "a river of blood" to intimidate Pharaoh? ;-)
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    LOL
  • loper
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    6 years ago
    Here's the way I heard it. God told Adam and Eve that Eve wasn't allowed to swim in the ocean. Eve swam in the ocean. God said, damn, how am I going to get the smell out of the anchovies?
  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    Lol that was some funny shit right there
  • BoringLoser
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    6 years ago
    @loper it’s a lot simpler your way
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