The real reason god kicked Adam and Eve our of the garden of eden

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BoringLoser
God told Adam that he and Eve could do pretty much anything they want as long as Eve doesn’t go swimming during “that time of the month”.

God comes back a few days later only to discover that Eve has done that very thing.

God: Adam, why the fuck is there a bunch of blood in the river?
Adam: I’m so sorry, I tried to stop her. She wouldn’t listen to me. I can fix this. I’ll clean the river.
God: The river will clean itself
Adam: Then why are you so angry?
God: Because I will never get that smell out of the fish

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
6 years ago
Good one.
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ATACdawg
Unfortunately, the bastard is rehired😪
6 years ago
So, was Eve still alive when Moses turned the Nile into "a river of blood" to intimidate Pharaoh? ;-)
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loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
6 years ago
Here's the way I heard it. God told Adam and Eve that Eve wasn't allowed to swim in the ocean. Eve swam in the ocean. God said, damn, how am I going to get the smell out of the anchovies?
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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
6 years ago
Lol that was some funny shit right there
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BoringLoser
^ You are an ass hole
6 years ago
@loper it’s a lot simpler your way
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