God told Adam that he and Eve could do pretty much anything they want as long as Eve doesn’t go swimming during “that time of the month”.
God comes back a few days later only to discover that Eve has done that very thing.
God: Adam, why the fuck is there a bunch of blood in the river? Adam: I’m so sorry, I tried to stop her. She wouldn’t listen to me. I can fix this. I’ll clean the river. God: The river will clean itself Adam: Then why are you so angry? God: Because I will never get that smell out of the fish
Lol! That’s great! Very good joke!