God told Adam that he and Eve could do pretty much anything they want as long as Eve doesn’t go swimming during “that time of the month”.
God comes back a few days later only to discover that Eve has done that very thing.
God: Adam, why the fuck is there a bunch of blood in the river?
Adam: I’m so sorry, I tried to stop her. She wouldn’t listen to me. I can fix this. I’ll clean the river.
God: The river will clean itself
Adam: Then why are you so angry?
God: Because I will never get that smell out of the fish
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last commentLol! That’s great! Very good joke!
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Good one.
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So, was Eve still alive when Moses turned the Nile into "a river of blood" to intimidate Pharaoh? ;-)
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LOL
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Here's the way I heard it. God told Adam and Eve that Eve wasn't allowed to swim in the ocean. Eve swam in the ocean. God said, damn, how am I going to get the smell out of the anchovies?
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Lol that was some funny shit right there
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@loper it’s a lot simpler your way
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