The real reason god kicked Adam and Eve our of the garden of eden

God told Adam that he and Eve could do pretty much anything they want as long as Eve doesn’t go swimming during “that time of the month”. God comes back a few days later only to discover that Eve has done that very thing. God: Adam, why the fuck is there a bunch of blood in the river? Adam: I’m so sorry, I tried to stop her. She wouldn’t listen to me. I can fix this. I’ll clean the river. God: The river will clean itself Adam: Then why are you so angry? God: Because I will never get that smell out of the fish