Comments by two_bits (page 18)

It really doesn't matter what club I go to, with my looks, demeanor, and stylish back brace, I'm the cock of the walk of any club I walk into. I never fail to get female attention, and I'll soon be locking down the hottest dancer in the club. Really the only problem I have is the grumbling and dirty looks I get from the other customers when I lock down the hottest chick for the evening, but much like the guys on this board, none of them have the cojones to confront me f2f.

P.S. Fuck you, Jackie!

What you have to remember about me is if I want to spend $2,000+ on any given night, it's no problem, even though it is usually a little less. Yes, there are a few girls that absolutely rate my spending it, but the vast majority do not. Keep in mind that I have my pick of gorgeous women IRL, date (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties, and get all of the OTC I could ever want. So unlike a lot of the guys here infatuated with cheap Tijuana whores, I'm fairly particular, and very picky about who I see, and have sexual relations with.

See, that's where I'm different from the rest of you losers. I never "settle" for second-best like you saps (either in my professional or personal life). For me, it's either the hottest dancer in the club, or nothing. My money, my rules - I'll never be a little bitch for any stripper, waiting patiently with my dick in my hand while she finishes with some other customer like you guys. Keep in mind my appearance (I look 10-15 years younger than my age, always dress well, and chicks dig my stylish, custom made back brace) and means are probably very different than yours, and my budget is likely something you can only dream about spending.

Sounds great. Maybe you could start a countdown, post a new thread every day telling us how many days until your next trip?

Really, why?

"I’m 25 years old but a lot of customers assume I’m 18." I've found 25 to be the sweet spot for a stripper's age - peak stripperdom, as it were. After that it's all downhill, unfortunately. Although since you look younger, maybe you can skate for a few more years. Incidentally, don't know if I've ever mentioned this before, but a a lot of dancers assume I'm 10-15 years younger than my actual age.

^^ Dude, nobody cares. The U.S. men's national soccer team failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup and no one even noticed.

Everybody knows what a sweet and easygoing guy I am, but don't let my cuddly appearance fool you - I ain't no milquetoast, and I've dealt with bullies my whole life, just like him, the only language that bullies understand, is you smack me, I'll come back with a baseball bat, you come at me with a baseball bat I'll smack you with the whole goddamn tree. You come at me with a tree, I'll, ah...never mind, you all get the idea. Anyway, I may be missing a few vertebrae, but that's doesn't mean I've lost my backbone, and at 64 I can still kick ass if I need to. "nuff said.

You're talking about soccer? Americans don't give a fuck about soccer.

It's still the preseason, dopey.

"I agree with two_bits" Hmmm, that has a nice ring to it.

"There was a dancer named Lil Bit" Now, see, that's a stage name I would like.

"I'll concede" Yeah, that's what I figured, punk. I've handled G's a lot tougher than you in my time. Even now, at 64 and missing 3 vertebrae, I would probably still kick your ass f2f, so consider yourself getting off easy.

Everybody knows I'm the most reasonable and easygoing guy on here...just as long as people stay out of my virtual way and in their own lane. If you keep getting in my lane, I will run you off the road and into the fucking ditch where you belong. Just keep that in mind, hotpsice, before resurrecting too many dead theads.

"I never spend more than $90 on my faves" Lol, and you call yourself a G? Seriously, you tap out at $90? Are you kidding me? See, what you simps don't understand is that when I hit the club I'm spending $500 - $1,000+ and locking down the hottest, sexiest girl in the club for the entire night. So if you see your girl sitting with a stylish 64 yo man in a back brace, then you might as well hang it up and head home, son. And for all the cheap ass guys that don't like me hogging the hotties all night, well, IDGAF, if you want what's mine, then up your game motherfuckers.

Wasn't countryman a virgin until he finally went to TJ?

I guess you could PM some of the elderly, impoverished members here, like @ flagooner, for tips on scrapping by on a fixed income (e.g. going to the club at noon to avoid the cover charge, eating the free lunch buffet, etc.)...but what you really should be doing with your time is looking for a new J-O-B, you lazy bum.

@Warrenboy75 - good to see you're over your ex and not spending your time obsessively rehashing what went wrong.

But seriously, about $60 seems right for OP and the rest of the chumps on here. Of course, I'm a very different breed of cat. The pleasure of my company is payment enough for any dancer. Plus, I'm very well known, so just being seen sitting and chatting with me automatically raises the status of a dancer in the clubs I frequent.

"An hour, you are expected to tip at least $60." Haha, flag, as if you would ever shell out that kind of bucks on your fixed income.

Listen up boys and girls - you know damn well I'm the most reasonable and easygoing person here. I respect everyone - PLs, dancers, even trolls - and believe in treating them with decency...just as long as they stay out of my virtual way and in their own lane. If you keep getting in my lane, I will run you off the road and into the fucking ditch where you belong.

^^ Polite reminder - stay out of my virtual way and in your own lane.

@countryman - please keep this shit coming. I've shared your TJ posts with my gorgeous, model-quality civie hottie GFs (FWB, not P4P) and they all think you're hilarious. Hottie #1: So this loser really had to go to Tijuana to get laid?? Me: Well, it seems so... Hottie #2: OMG! Hottie #3: That's whack! All: (laughing)

Well, I'm humble by nature.