Comments by two_bits (page 17)

^^Better late than never. Still incomplete though.

@TrollWarnBot - do your J-O-B, damnit!

Don't make me angry, @L10yd - you won't like me when I'm angry. Everybody knows I'm the most reasonable and easygoing guy on here...just as long as people stay out of my virtual way and in their own lane. If you keep getting in my lane, I will run you off the road and into the fucking ditch where you belong.

@TrollWarnBot - How about you start doing your job around here?

@TrollWarnBot - Do your job!

@TrollWarnBot - do your job!

'Greenville SC this weekend weee !!!' Are you meeting up with Trish?

@BabyGirl91 - You're a poet, and didn't know it. Try this one: Sorry to be blunt, but would you mind showing us your _____.

"Where's the link?" Lol, and I thought flagooner was the most bewildered member on here.

"I thought two bits was 25. They have a similar posting style." You people know that I'm not the kind of person to make fun of someone's infirmities, especially the elderly. After all, I'm 64, and in another 20 years or so I'll probably be as confused as flagoneer is now. That said, I can't help but chuckle over flag's continuing befuddlement over his whole "but Nina confessed to being Nicole" thing. And now he has this conundrum to chew on, the poor fellow.

Lest I forget...fuck you, Jackie!

Part of the problem could be that many of TUSCL's "Greatest Generation" - e.g., farmerart, vincemichaels, alucard, shadowcat, etc.- have passed away. That may be contributing to the sorry state we find ourselves in today. That, and vile trolls like Juice/Trish.

Oh, I almost forgot...fuck you, Jackie!

You know where to find me, bro...I may be 64 and missing a few vertebrae, but I can still kick your fraudulent ass...although in your case, I'll probably let Nina handle my light work.

You, sir, are a charlatan and a fraud. If we were f2f, I would smack the taste of Four Loko out of your lying, troll mouth.

"carlos_spiceyweiner"? Seriously? Just how many aliases does Juice have on here?

So you took Juice off ignore just when he was outed as the troll Trish? Smart thinking, there, bubba-Ho-tep.

"Sugar Babies is an idea I have never liked, sounds like immaturity and frivolity" You're thinking of daddy dom / little girl age play, that's different.

When I go in to the club it's to party and hang out for a bit with a very few select 9+ dancers that I have an OTC relationship with, and while I do occasionally get dances, that’s not my usual style. Remember one very important thing, it’s easy to be important to one or two girls, the budget I use may be very different from yours; I chose the best looking ones in the club and treat them like mini sugar babies, keep in mind my appearance, demeanor, and means is probably completely different from yours.

Oh, I've got a deposit for you...

@SJG - Have you ever heard the saying, "behind every beautiful woman is a guy in a back brace that's tired of fucking her."

"If it makes you feel any better I once dated a girl that was in one... girl broke her back in a bad car wreck' Again with the making light of back injuries. Back problems are no joking matter, you cretin, if you were missing 3 vertebrae like me, you would know. But don't get me wrong, even in a back brace I could still kick your candy ass.

@SJG - obviously you're not aware that unlike the other losers on here I date (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civilian hotties and have multiple 9+ dancers that I regularly see OTC. When I do go to the club it's just to socialize, scout out new OTC material, and lock down the hottest dancer there for the night.

’"Ive already been inboxed" I wouldn't mind being in your box...

Back problems are no joking matter, you jackass. If you were missing 3 vertebrae like me, you would know. But don't get the wrong idea, cretin, even in a back brace I can still kick your punk ass.