Comments by tijuana_tim (page 3)

I ate too many bean burritos tonight that hurts my butt.

I love strip club nachos!!!!!

come to Tijuana all you need to know is four words: pussy drugs tequila tamales

I am still here amigo. You need little blue pill, cocaine or a dirty Mexican prostitute?

You have to roll your tongue when you pronounce the T

San Jose Guy made special request, he asked for a goat. He mowed a lot of lawns for this trip so how could I say no and give him a donkey?

Come to Tijuana and get a Dirty Sanchez. What’s the difference equal chance of getting shot by a dirty Mexican in Tijuana or getting raped by a dirty redneck in West Virginia?

Come to Tijuana amigo!!!

Don’t be jealous because I have a harem of A-team girls and the best you can do is flirt with an Applebee’s waitress. I am willing to share for a small fee.

macktruck I use your moms panties as a car cover for my shuttle van in Tijuana.

Hey why don’t you drive down to Tijuana. I need someone to run a bunch of heroin up to Detroit. If you drive it back you can have 48 hours of free sex with 2 members of my A-Team.

Give me her number, she could be a member of my A-Team since you probably prefer to take it in the ass.

Come check out Tijuana. We have something for everyone, including schizophrenics like San Jose Guy.

Hola mi Amigos. You can be a strippers boyfriend and pay by the hour if you come see Tijuana Tim in Mexico.

You should come down and wrap your tongue around one of my A-Team girls like you’re a freakin burrito.

I’ll take all the ratchet bitches I can get. Turn and burn mi amigo. Turn and burn.

In Tijuana nobody vapes because they are too busy doing coke.

Fuck that bitch, come see me and get a dirty sanchez!

Hola Mi Amigos, you spend one weekend with me in Tijuana and you’ll have a lifetime of reviews to write when you meet my A-Team.

Hola Mi Amigos, my guilty pleasure is pouring gravy over my nachos.

This is a photo of mi amigo justme62 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwgebxz9KnAjOFEhqgfyUXBfXcMumM5I75_NMpKXmVzIuTjgpA

Some of my A-Team https://www.flickr.com/photos/navymailman/9610820603/in/photostream/ https://www.flickr.com/photos/navymailman/9610815177/in/photostream/ https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2812/13905345064_64c30d2a5c_b.jpg this one is loading up to give you a golden shower https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3724/9635028082_eab29ab40d_b.jpg If you go on your own, you may wind up in the back of one of these https://www.flickr.com/photos/navymailman/9602773885/in/photostream/

Papi, this is all you need to know Amigo. I got ton of girls that love this! https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Sanchez

I fixed that amigo.

Tim here, I think they're just dirty whores, more dirty than their mom, because their dad or uncle started fucking them when they were 12, where their moms dads waited until they were 15.