Food at the SC....
OraCLE1
Ohio
Remember that Chris Rock joke:
"You know those guys that eat at the strip club? Eat the buffet? How the fuck could you eat on a nasty-ass strip club? What? Are you that hungry? Motherfucker, go to Mickey D's or some shit! Not even Rwandan refugees won't eat that shit! At a damn strip club! Titties and Tater Tots don't mix!"
Fellas, what are your experiences with SC cuisine???
Do you indulge??..
Is the quality worth the price???.
"You know those guys that eat at the strip club? Eat the buffet? How the fuck could you eat on a nasty-ass strip club? What? Are you that hungry? Motherfucker, go to Mickey D's or some shit! Not even Rwandan refugees won't eat that shit! At a damn strip club! Titties and Tater Tots don't mix!"
Fellas, what are your experiences with SC cuisine???
Do you indulge??..
Is the quality worth the price???.
23 comments
I once read on one of the discussions on this website that eating food with a dancer can be a great way to spend time with her for cheap, since you get to talk to her for the duration that you are eating and you only have to pay for the food.
One in Baltimore and in Jacksonville.
I avoid eating at the SC, prefer to eat bf or after hitting the club - will only eat at the club if it's a very long visit and I really get hungry.
A SC is not a restaurant thus I don't trust their kitchen nor the people they hire to prepare the food.
One of these days I will order a meal at a strip club, if only just to say I’ve eaten at a strip club. The main reason I don’t is because I can prepare a similar meal at home before going to a club for only half the price.
A couple other SCs will heat a frozen personal pizza for you, but I don’t bother eating at those places.
I buy food for strippers pretty regularly, at all sorts of places. They never seem to have an issue. But at the lower end places you gotta remember what these girls are willing to put in their mouths, so its not exactly a ringing endorsement.
I heard they get all the frozen leftovers that local restaurants won’t buy.
Treasures in Las Vegas had a good steakhouse and my favorite strip club for food was Rachels in WPB Florida.
Food+booze+pussy is the kind of debauchery I enjoy.
Other food is good.
I tend to patronize filthy NJ clubs - and some don’t have kitchens. You can buy a bag of chips at the bar - but that’s it.
Now, of course, not only do I eat at the club regularly, but for those of us who like to hang out with the stripper for a long time, it's the #1 best value in the club... I can easily get an hour of hanging-out time for the cost of splitting a $15 chicken club. Plus it keeps the girls from getting so drunk, since I will be plying them with drinks