Need Help! Customer Has A Major Injury

tijuana_tim
Tijuana
Hola mi Amigos I need your help! Things got a little out of hand last night when San Jose Guy finally came down to Tijuana, and now he has his penis stuck in a goat. We’ve tried everything to dislodge him. WD40, gave the goat some refried beans so he could fart San Jose Guy out, even slathered some cooking grease back there but nothing is working.

What can we do? Any ideas?

7 comments

Latest

  • Warrior15
    •
    7 years ago
    Tim, it might be time to make cabrito !
  • ppwh
    •
    7 years ago
    Run ice cold water over his penis! It will shrink up and come out.

    Btw, I thought y'all only had donkeys in Tijuana. When did goats become a thing?
  • tijuana_tim
    •
    7 years ago
    San Jose Guy made special request, he asked for a goat. He mowed a lot of lawns for this trip so how could I say no and give him a donkey?
  • twentyfive
    •
    7 years ago
    Leave him in the goat just make sure he’s out in the country somewhere that he can’t connect to wi-fi. He’s all yours now!
  • ATACdawg
    •
    7 years ago
    This is just baaaaaaaaaad! ;-)
  • Warrenboy75
    •
    7 years ago
    Not true---the "Goat" was in Cleveland last night.....ask around.
  • loper
    •
    7 years ago
    Did he try out the goat with a front room makeout session before taking her to the VIP? If so, then he's probably fine with spending the rest of his life in his current configuration.
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion