Need Help! Customer Has A Major Injury
tijuana_timTijuana
Hola mi Amigos I need your help! Things got a little out of hand last night when San Jose Guy finally came down to Tijuana, and now he has his penis stuck in a goat. We’ve tried everything to dislodge him. WD40, gave the goat some refried beans so he could fart San Jose Guy out, even slathered some cooking grease back there but nothing is working.
What can we do? Any ideas?
Comments
last commentTim, it might be time to make cabrito !
Log in to vote
Run ice cold water over his penis! It will shrink up and come out.
Btw, I thought y'all only had donkeys in Tijuana. When did goats become a thing?
Log in to vote
San Jose Guy made special request, he asked for a goat. He mowed a lot of lawns for this trip so how could I say no and give him a donkey?
Log in to vote
Leave him in the goat just make sure he’s out in the country somewhere that he can’t connect to wi-fi. He’s all yours now!
Log in to vote
This is just baaaaaaaaaad! ;-)
Log in to vote
Not true---the "Goat" was in Cleveland last night.....ask around.
Log in to vote
Did he try out the goat with a front room makeout session before taking her to the VIP? If so, then he's probably fine with spending the rest of his life in his current configuration.
Log in to vote