Need Help! Customer Has A Major Injury

5/5/2018 6:30:31 PM

Hola mi Amigos I need your help! Things got a little out of hand last night when San Jose Guy finally came down to Tijuana, and now he has his penis stuck in a goat. We’ve tried everything to dislodge him. WD40, gave the goat some refried beans so he could fart San Jose Guy out, even slathered some cooking grease back there but nothing is working.

What can we do? Any ideas?

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Warrior15

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7 years ago

Tim, it might be time to make cabrito !

ppwh

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7 years ago

Run ice cold water over his penis! It will shrink up and come out.

Btw, I thought y'all only had donkeys in Tijuana. When did goats become a thing?

tijuana_tim

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7 years ago

San Jose Guy made special request, he asked for a goat. He mowed a lot of lawns for this trip so how could I say no and give him a donkey?

twentyfive

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7 years ago

Leave him in the goat just make sure he’s out in the country somewhere that he can’t connect to wi-fi. He’s all yours now!

ATACdawg

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7 years ago

This is just baaaaaaaaaad! ;-)

Warrenboy75

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7 years ago

Not true---the "Goat" was in Cleveland last night.....ask around.

loper

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7 years ago

Did he try out the goat with a front room makeout session before taking her to the VIP? If so, then he's probably fine with spending the rest of his life in his current configuration.

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