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6 years ago
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ei8ht_BallStill don't know what I'm doing here . . .
I'm just gonna take a guess she said something like, I'd consider it for 10k, and you talked her down to 5k?
Am I close?
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6 years ago
Gold, my ATF was a twin and her sister worked there too, and yes, I dropped a few thousands on many a nights of VIP.
My ATF retired, and is now a waitress and her sister continues to work at the club. I had to look at where you are from because for a second I thought we were talking about the same girls, though my ATF still tells people that she use to be a stripper. It was a lot of fun but they didnt do anything incestual with each other. Ass slapping and rubbing their titties together was a out it. They'd sometimes shield their eyes if they got too much of a view of the other pussy or butthole. Girl1 would say "girl2, can you move, I dont want your pussy right in my face"
2 other strippers that arent related are typically more fun for the 3 way kissing and going down on each other etc.
Sure do miss my ATF, I just never hit it off with the twin sister the same way.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
If I was a rich parent at that school I'd have a custom coat made out of 100 Bill's for my kid, and a sealed note he can give the principal if they gave them shit about it. The note would say fuck your policies.
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
So what did you do Rick? Say not this time or did you give her a latex free experience?
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6 years ago
I have a thing for Asian girls, and while I dont seek them out, I'll always buy a few dances if they come up to me. Little skinny white girls seems to be my girl of choice. I've had one black girl I was into, but typically they dont do much for me. Where I club we dont get a lot of Hispanics, so I dont know where I stand there, not really against them, but I think I've only ever got a dance with 1 Colombian chick that had huge boobs and almost bigger areolas and gave me a shitty air dance...she was pretty hot though, I think she called me papi lol
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6 years ago
What's your smell good secret? My CF always tell me I smell good. The first time she said thank got I dont smell like Acqua Di Gio, she said if she smells one more guy covered in that shit she was gonna barf lol.
I always shower and try to get a real close shave right before I go, so my stubble doesn't scrape those titties when I'm hungry. But just always normal shampoo and normal soap. I was doing a spritz of some CK cologne for a while, but I got a massage from a girl at the club once night and she rubbed this certain type of lotion on my shoulders. Drove my CF wild so I bought a bottle and last night instead of cologne I rubbed a little of that on the back of my neck. She comes in close for heavy the ear breathing move, and sits back and asks what I'm wearing. I tell her and she was like omg, I love it, and spent the next few songs purring in my ear.
So what's your secret Juice? Do you rub yourself down in hundreds, or is your natural scent?
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6 years ago
my ATF only retired about 6 months ago. She was trying to "de-whore-afy her life" though I suspect that was because she was tired of the boyfriend calling her a whore. She's a full time waitress at a breasturant now. She works a lot more and makes a lot less, though I think it's much more stable income now than before. Her boyfriend knows I use to visit her at the club and from time to time I see him where she works and he always gives me the stink eye. To which I always think that a year ago his rent, drugs, phone and shoes were probably all paid for with money I gave her.
Anyway, her and I are still really good friends. We message each other a few times a week, and I try to stop into her work for some beers at least once a week, and we catch up on gossip. One week when her boyfriend was out of town she asked me to stop by her place to hang out.
I still tip her pretty good at the restaurant, so it's probably worth her time to keep everything friendly with me, but it seems pretty genuine. She confides in me and tells me stuff that I'm pretty sure she doesn't share with other customers. Will it last 10 years from now, probably not, but it would be great if it did because we've always got along great together.
I had a former favorite...is that a term FF? I had a FF that fucking HATES me now because I tried pushing her towards OTC and she didn't want to do it, so I moved on. I think she was starting to get dependent on the money I was giving her, so when that dried up, it screwed up a housing situation she was working on. Which I felt like she knew exactly what to do to fix her money issues, she just wasn't willing to go there. I still see her a lot and I think sometimes she approaches me by mistake, when she realizes it's me, she just says, are you good, and I just nod and she walks on.
Kind of amazing how different those two endings were. I guess one was the ATF's choice, and the other was mine.
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6 years ago
Spend a lot of money on someone else. The sting might be a little sharper if she's sitting with you and you stand up mid conversation, say you'll be right back, walk up to another girl and tell her you want to do an hour in a champagne room. She'll take you by the hand and walk away with you. Girl A will get the point pretty quick.
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6 years ago
Kind of sad when it's between a democrat and a dead guy, and people vote for the dead guy because they know he's the one that won't raise their taxes.
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6 years ago
In consider you a retard and you dont consider yourself a retard, so yeah, clearly we have different definitions. You're just so retarded you dont realize you're a retard, it's a common mistake from retarded douchebags like yourself.
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6 years ago
I didn't find the add racist. It basically said here is a guy that came into the country illegally, and shows him talking about how he wishes he killed more cops, then a picture of a several mile long convoy of people trying to come into this country (in my opinion) illegally. And it says something about how Democrats dont want to protect our borders.
Where is the racism? Oh because the people coming by the thousands are brown? Has nothing to do with how hey are coming. Assilum seekers need to come through a point of entry, which with so many people would be overwhelmed and probably backed up for months, though I suspect most would ILLEGIALLY cross the border rather than wait in line. And if they really are seeking assilum, why not ask for it in Mexico? If you're a "good person" and come into this country illegally, your a criminal piece of shit in my book and I have zero compassion for you, go thr fuck home, no matter what country you are from.
So that ad appeals to college educated middle class men like me that thinks people should come into my country thr proper way. Zero racism in my mind unless you are a retard.
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6 years ago
Ever favorite I've had smoke weed all the time, but none of them smoked cigarettes.
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6 years ago
Am I the only idiot that really thought The Hardware Store was like a local/no name True Value or Ace or something. I quickly skimmed the article, and then had to read it again to realize a guy wasn't fucking back by the air filters and ladders. lol
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6 years ago
They definitely tell me about how bad some other PL's smell. What they say to each other, I have no idea bnb ur I assume it consists of "oh, that is so cute, I love that"
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6 years ago
DC, I had to take a theater class in college that "forced" us to go see the plays the theater department would put on. I think we still had to pay like 10 or 20 bucks for tickets. I tried arguing with the teacher that the only reason her class has any attendance is because it's a required "core curriculum" and the only reason the plays have any attendance is because its required to pass her class, thus without the college requirement that students take her course, the theater department and all they plays wouldn't have enough attendance to exist and shes be out of a job. She countered with "well, that's your opinion" so I guess check make goes to the teacher on that one.
I hated everything that didn't pertain to my major, and even once I graduated basically nothing that pertained to my major was useful in real life. So basically a lot of money for a piece of paper that says I'm better than someone that doesn't have a piece of paper. Oh well, I say it made me the man I am today, that's what I tell myself every once in a while.
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
She has brought up her lack of size in the past, but I always pussed out with the, no they are fine, and anything more than a handful is a waste kind of comments. I'll just wait for the next time she mentions it and maybe I'll tell her if she's ever thought about that I'd support her decision and maybe mention that I'd even be willing to pay for them.
She's trying really hard to get me to agree to make everything official again, so maybe she'd jump at this as a way to make me happy. I'm not trying to abuse that, but I will say it's nice that she suddenly remembers how much she loves to suck dick when she's trying to get me back. I know that will end as quick as it began, but it's nice while it lasts.
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6 years ago
DC...damn, I thought he was gonna unseat you. Well played my friend, well played
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6 years ago
I'd go back and pretty woman that bitch you were there to see. Tell a bouncer you want to do a room with her, they'll get her to your table, even if she's with a regular. While she's at your table tell her you really wanted to see her last week, sat you just got your bonus or something. Pull out a wad of 20s or 50s, set it on the table and keep talking, you're a car guy, talk about how you've had a car for 3 months but are thinking of buying something else. Next hot girl you see on stage grab the wad, stand up, say, I'll be right back, and walk towards the stage, switch out the wad of big bill's with ones when your back is to her and toss them on stage. Dont make it rain like a douche, just toss them so she can easily collect them. Walk back to your table and say "I've had a long day, I'm gonna head out, you have a nice night" and walk out. Best 50 bucks you'll spend that night. Just dont let her apologize and fool you into giving her that wad of cash. Make a plan and stick with it.
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6 years ago
Being 22, I think you'll find some girls are bias against you. A lot probably think a 22 year old cant have that much money yet, but a 50 year old has a lifetime of savings at their descression. If you read some of the posts at stripperweb, they've listed in order what guys they prioritize on a busy night. Are you a white guy? Race also plays a factor with some of them, but not in a racist way, in a young (insert race) arent usually big spenders, so I often avoid them way.
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Haha, I think I'm average, but she hasn't been with a lot of guys..that she'saddmitted to anyways. She always tells me how much she loves it, though she is trying to win me back right now....is civi shit (CS) a thing?
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6 years ago
DC...whatcha got? I know you said 20's...can you beat 22?
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6 years ago
I just want to know how old Vanta is, I get the impression he is as young or younger than DC.
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6 years ago
If those bombs killed any of the intended targets, would anyone really have given a fuck? Would anyone have said omg eric holder is dead, whatever should I do with my life? Politicians, actors, and news anchors have a shelf life, once that expires they are just normal people that 98% of the population could give 2 shits about.
I'm not saying sending them bombs is right, I'm just saying a few dead former politicians or dried up actors or media figures, and even a few active dried up politicians, wouldn't have changed my life one bit.
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6 years ago
That was to Titus, before he murdered BJ99 in Des Moines he had a wife that hated him and a young kid. He'd also pay chicks a grand just to sit with him all night then he scores with one for "free" and comes here asking for high fives
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6 years ago
Did your wife leave your ass and take your son with her?