I was at a sports bar today for dinner watching the late FB games. The waitress was a cute HS or college aged girl. I notice her waiting on a girl that could have been her twin. Later I asked if that was her sister. It was her twin sister. I asked if she worked there, too.
"No, she's a stripper. She used to work at Mardi Gras but now she is at Tattletales. You should go some night and hook up with her."
The two women at my table were keenly interested to know if I was going to go "hook up" with the waitress's sister.


You should have found out how much her sister charges for BBBJ.