Comments by GeneraI (page 9)

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    How would you improve your favorite club ?
    If I owned a club and had the money to modernize it, I’d mount some tablets to the tables. When a dancer went on stage, flash a bio of her, and have a request a dance button or something for the guys too timid to ask. Show how many guys are in front of you, so you know if you should wait or move on, or you can increase your price per song so she picks you over the 3 guys before you. Buy her a drink button so even if she’s got a line, she might come over for a break and a drink before going onto the next guy. Maybe a talk or chat button or something, so the girl know if a guy just wants to shoot the shit for a few, get to know her before getting a dance. Have a dancer directory to search to see if a girls working, and the ones that want (that don’t have stalkers) can list what times and nights they are working. Link it to the bar, so you know her favorite drink, and can push a button to order one when she sits down, or a beer for yourself without needing the waitress to make 2 trips. Give the girls some proximity bracelets so when they get close to your table and sit down with you, their name and stats pop up. So I don’t sit there for 2 minutes over the music trying to understand if it’s Misty or Missy. Maybe a report to a club manager button for ROBs or the chicks that will not go away when you tell them your not interested. Search for other traits if you dont have a girl in mind, if you like blonds with fake tits, maybe girls with those traits are alerted that table 6 might like her. Maybe a request a song option for a buck or something, if the DJ or girl vetoes your song it refunds you. Tie all that to a free member card, so you swipe it when you get there and it will bring up your old stats. And tell you that Misty is working, and on stage in 8 songs. When you pick her, her proximity bracelet buzzes so when she’s in the back on her phone, she knows someone is there to see her. Hell, when you got the seasoned lady that should have retired 6 years ago, let her post 2 for 1 specials, or $5 tables dances or $5 massages or something for the guys with shallow pockets. Let the customers rate the girls after a dance, probably just need to be a star rating for the club and not allow txt otherwise too easy for LE to nab the naughty girls. If the one star on lap dances walks up and asks if I want a lap dance, I’d sure like to know she sucks before it costs me $20. Or let her try to sell me that she’s improved. “I know I’m a 1 star, but I’ve been working on this, and I promise you’ll have a good time, or else I won’t charge you” Bad ratings would encourage the shitty girls to be better dancers. Only accept reviews from someone who’s proximity sensor triggered your tablet, so you couldn’t have someone try to 1 star a girl they never met. Or you can rate looks and personality and some other traits, but can’t rate LD without getting a LD. Maybe only let 1 review per guy per girl, you can update your rating, but you can’t leave 600 reviews. Like a casino, you have a bunch of stats on your card. So the house can comp you certain things based on your past spend. This is your 50th CR this month Mr Juice, the next one is on the house. Yes, if I owned a club with the funds to do it, it would be all about getting the girls to paying PL, and let the PL’s know info about the girls to spend their money with less regret afterwards.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    CJKent (Banned)
    “The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
    Has anyone received tusl emails: “holly6m693 has sent you a private message.”?
    Luckily I was only contacted by a Nigerian prince that needs help getting a few hundred million into the country. Once I give him my bank account username and password I'll be so rich I could buy 20 strip clubs and you suckers will still be here giving a dollar at a time to strippers.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    How would you improve your favorite club ?
    I'd put some senile/blind guy watching the cameras, and discount the CRs for repeat customers.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Putting in work
    how many dancers did you murder in Des Moines, just BJ99? Never pay for sex but fork over a grand or more for them to sit with you all night, quite the stud getting all this free poon fucking douch Tell us what you did with BJ's body!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Bobdong
    Indiana
    Being on the hook
    Tell her you'll give her the $ in person so then you'll really know she's not a 40 year old dude or a 400lb woman. If she agreed to meet, and she's real flip the script. Oh I thought we'd have some fun BEFORE I pay you. Also, my wallet is up in my hotel room....
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    if you could be any super hero, which one would you be and why
    I'm Nicole's dad, because he's always been her hero ;)
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    What kind of music do you guys like?
    mamisan makes a guest appearance in this classic at 2:25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb6SKR7BUdM
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Who would have thought?
    I was laid off a few months back, UNDER OBABA, though I didnt blame him for it. I was happy enough to add to his unemployment numbers though. Laid off because my job went to India. I was real worried about finding work, took me about 2 months before I got a paycheck. But, it was a 40% increase in pay, I had to buy my own healthcare, but I made a lot more money. 6 months later, i got a full time gig, a little more money, but full benefits. If i hadn't got laid off, I might still be at the company making a lot less than I do today. Not everyone has my kind of luck in in the job search, but keep looking and I think things will go your way eventually.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Who would have thought?
    Trump cant make your company pay you more money., he did however makes the government take less from you. If your company thinks you are happy with your current sallary, why would they pay you more. Ask for a raise, start looking for a new job, its not difficult. You guys will ask for a bbbjcim from a girl you met 9 minutes ago but not ask the company you've given x years to for more money???
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Who would have thought?
    I also have a friend that does business with HP and they are in the process of moving manufacturing out of China to keep their prices competitive. China isngoingntonfeel this impact and cave. They are hurting a lot more than we are. Trump wants zero terrifs, that's a good thing if he can get us there or close.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Who would have thought?
    I'm not super rich, and I get extra money in my paycheck every 2 weeks because of the trump tax cuts...FACT. I also have a friend visiting from china and they are terrified of these terrifs. They think the Chinese president is an idiot for not negotiating with Trump
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Who would have thought?
    LostinFLA, you did however get a income tax cut, so if you are working, you get to keep more of your money. And if you have a 401k, it has to be growing, otherwise you have the wort investments ever. If you want to make more money at your job, you have 3 options. Wait for them to give you more. Ask for more, or change jobs. My largest increases always came from changing jobs. My smallest always came from waiting for them to give me more.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    LostinFLA
    Evil Sheldon!
    Implants?
    I like them both ways, some fakes are amazing. I've seen some fantastic real tits on a 20 year old before gravity takes over. I've also dated a few girls that desperately needed a boob job, but never would go through with it.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Stereotypes
    I think most strippers, or the smart ones any way only see one color, green. I think lots of them do stereotype that x kind of person is usually a bigger spender than y kind of person. I've heard some mention the how one race often had body odor that was more than they wanted to put up with unless the club was dead, certainly everyone in that race didnt have BO, so they were probably missing out on a lot of potential spender. I think most would admit that the color green rules the day.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    New lack of bumping feature
    Never mind, I was looking at it wrong on my phone, ignored people do still show on as the last to comment.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    New lack of bumping feature
    It also doesn't show you the last person to post if that person is on your ignore list. I assume it keeps it ordered in your view by the last non ignored person.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    New lack of bumping feature
    Easy fix, we just all need 16 different troll accounts to bump with. It is a good idea though, good catch noticing that.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    GeneraI
     All your base are belong to us.
    LDQ Stain Etiquette
    I understand the moaning bs, and that doesn't phase me, but unless shes got a bottle of whiteout hidden up her snatch, she's got something going on that I assume is pleasure. I'm definitely just the object she's using to rub up against, so I'm not trying to fool myself that my "huge cock" is what's doing it for her. I simply enjoy the aftermath. If it's not your thing, I could give a shit, I was simply assuming I wasnt the only guy that enjoyed finding this the next morning. So far it seems like I am.
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    6 years ago
    GeneraI
     All your base are belong to us.
    LDQ Stain Etiquette
    And for the record, I'm pretty sure I'm more humble than any of you PL's that post here. I might actually be the most humble person in the whole world.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    GeneraI
     All your base are belong to us.
    LDQ Stain Etiquette
    Papi, totally a PL brag, but I am giving her basically all the credit for getting off. I feel like she could grind on a couch cushion or pile of laundry and acheive the same results. I'm just happy the next morning she (in more ways than one) used me.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    If you’re only as old as the woman you feel...
    I use to only feel 19 to 24, but lately i feel 36, and it's been amazing. Conversation is so much better when a woman has a little bit of life experience under her belt.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Hot Weather Girls
    cheryl scott, is pretty cute around Chicago. No Latin booty, or double d's but I sure don't change the channel when she's on.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Vantablack
    GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
    Are strippers generally unreliable people?
    ^ "Are you hard yet?" Bitch I've been inside you for the last 5 minutes! "Oh yeah baby, give me that huge cock"
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Vantablack
    GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
    Are strippers generally unreliable people?
    She txt you out of the blue, or she is responding to a txt you sent her asking her to hang out, and she suggested next week?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Waitress was an ex-Follies girl
    keep them away from Illinois, the Twin Peaks girls we have up here are young and beautiful.