Stripper Magic a juice box story

It certainly has helped your spelling, I’m amazed not one juicespelled word jumped out in this TL post ;)

really? Hell i guess hooked on phonics worked for me lol

Brilliant stuff juicebox69!

You should publish a book called “Wisdom of the Juice Box: the life and times of a true weirdo pervert” (no disrespect - being a weirdo pervert is not a problem as long as it is all consenting adults)

But I’ll ask two questions:

Did you see the South Park where Cartman had a “phonics monkey” that helped him learn to spell? Did you use a phonics monkey to learn to spell?

Lmfao Ace my brotherr lol

Juice - you are a true stripper magnet!

I don’t think there’s a secret to your magic - I simply think you are relaxed and natural with the dancers. You don’t try to be anything other than yourself. You smell good (no homo) - and that’s a good thing.

Based on your description - you let the dancers take the lead - and you don’t go too far either. So they are comfortable sitting with you - relaxing and enjoying their time.

Well done. Others should read this and learn from it.

Cash hell yeah mane ! You know maybe your right. This makes the most since as well.

Thanks for that insight my brother

@Juice: this might be a new career opportunity for you. Just think of all the guys out there that would pay to learn from the Master of the Monger himself on how to attract the chicas in strip clubs. You could run seminars around the country teaching your philosophies and techniques to guys willing to pay the bucks so they can live by your motto "Bitches gets paid once daddy gets laid."

LOL

"Bolding white male"

That's the key

^yeah he would be screwed if he was a bAlding white male, but the bOlding white male is the chick magnet

: )

^But still give the juiceman credit he deserves an A for effort

Damn I didn’t know that Juice knew that many words. And that he can write in complete sentences.

As for the Juice System I wouldn’t have believed it if he hadn’t prevailed over me in pursuit of a stripper. And he only tips these girls one single pathetic dollar. I don’t begin to understand it.

Juice if there’s s hot red head at the Tootsies meetup can I at least have sloppy seconds with her after you run your system?

Lol you guys lol

And it's true john smith ... Go Vikings and Dr.Evil can all testify to this truth and that i do it with just one dollar lol... Its so true

I feel like this was developed out of necessary in my twenties when i clunbed once a week and was broke as fuck... I clubbed often on $50 to $100 back then

John i pray their is some nice Baby Ginger strippers for us to tag team my mane

What's your smell good secret? My CF always tell me I smell good. The first time she said thank got I dont smell like Acqua Di Gio, she said if she smells one more guy covered in that shit she was gonna barf lol.

I always shower and try to get a real close shave right before I go, so my stubble doesn't scrape those titties when I'm hungry. But just always normal shampoo and normal soap. I was doing a spritz of some CK cologne for a while, but I got a massage from a girl at the club once night and she rubbed this certain type of lotion on my shoulders. Drove my CF wild so I bought a bottle and last night instead of cologne I rubbed a little of that on the back of my neck. She comes in close for heavy the ear breathing move, and sits back and asks what I'm wearing. I tell her and she was like omg, I love it, and spent the next few songs purring in my ear.

So what's your secret Juice? Do you rub yourself down in hundreds, or is your natural scent?

Aye. Any patron who is heavy handed with the personal validation and also leads the conversation firmly (where it’s hard for a dancer to redirect the conversation where she wants it to go) has to be avoided if a dancer cares about making money.

What Juice says is realistic. These types tend to become the club furniture.

And from the sounds of it, Juice is better at it than most. See? Trolling is a legitimate skill :p

I shower then do some push ups to break a small sweat then apply some kind of ax body spray

Thats it

I'm also never clean shaving.. Either have a beard or goatee that is out of hand or trimmed with scruff inbetweeen

Spice lmfao

Well it is true

I'm also well aware of my image at each club a patron and how to use it as well

Some clubs im not a big spinder i just tip at the stage

Other clubs im seeen as a whale and by champagne room and limos all night

Some i just angle OTC while others i show up for ITC

People on this board also forgot that in my twenties i studied a lot of pick up artist and did a few boot camps in my day

Im a very charming and persuasive fellow if need be

Lets also not foget that back in my broke ass days i was actually a live in boy friend with a stripper for e years

I assume most chose not to believe but with people meeting me i My stories are becoming more and more authentic

Im legit

And now with the skills that poker gave me it's took my stripper gsme to i high level to find and exploit my opponent and counter their exploration of me

Well i just negation well so its a win win you know

Juices you’re the man but don’t forget what I told you, it’s better to attribute your good fortune to luck, giving away the truth is like casting pearls before swine. ;)

Lmfao true 25 but no one believes me so.. Cheers to great luck mate lol

Classes not trashes

Aye aye Cap’n;)

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I was a skeptic - for several hours today. Then Juice posted several follow ups - and the post about him being a big spinder convinced me of his authenticity!

Praise the lord we have a believer

Well every time i meet a member i do spend $1,000

New cologne juicebox by jackie

@Juice: so which BBQ sauce did you copy the scent from? Or was it Arby's sauce?

The new cologne is “F**k you” by Jackie

It smells like sweat, bbq sauce and pussy...

Lmfao brilliant

Nice work juice!

Thanks man

Question: has anybody else tried Arby’s aauce as cologne?

I just wonder whether girls just like Arby’s sauce or if juicebox69 is some freak of nature who secretes a super-pheromone when he rubs Arby’s sauce on his skin!

Regardless of the truth it is clear that juicebox69 leads a brilliant life! ;)

I actually mix the horsey radish sauce with the Arby sauce then boom magic

i still don’t get the ‘limo’ thing.

What part dont you understand ?

riding in a limo?

Gotcha I'll pm the reason just in case