Comments by realDougster (page 15)

"I find this thread extremely toxic and bad-natured" Right...also jaded.

^I thought you got butt-hurt and quit the board?

Next time she blows you a kiss, reach up and catch it in your hand and hold it against your heart. That move gets them every time.

"This is what is known as greasing the bouncer." @gothamyte - there's a guy here that's an expert on greasing bouncers, but I can't remember who it is...

^^better

Didn't you hear, he got band.

Right. Sounds like GACA makes assumptions quickly, feels misunderstood, and is easily offended. I hope he won't hold a grudge against us.

@Papi - couldn't help noticing you avoided answering the question

"Permits? We don't need no stinkin' permits!"

Interesting visual of the dancer with the black garbage bag full of one dollar bills. How much do you think that would add up to? How heavy would it be? (under 2 metric tons, surely, but still pretty heavy, right?)

From the Urban dictionary: "when something is a pain in the ass, it's "big balls". italian-american slang."

Some of these attributes seem self-contradictory. Anyway, I don't know about EQ, but No.'s 5 -11 pretty much describe most of the posters on this board.

"As far as I'm concerned being told your nice by dancers I equate w/ being an easy-mark/easy-$$$" @Papi - that thing you say you don't do... you're doing it again

Can't we all just get along?

Shine bright like a diamond Shine bright like a diamond

Nice mug shot...she seems to have that "diamond in the rough" vibe

Always Be Closing

"A bit surprising at some such as ... the Carolinas being ranked so high.' It's the Juice effect.

We really need an expert opinion here - where's Rickdugan and/or Gawker?

Do you think I could get a reward for turning in the originator of "The System"?

From the text of the bill: § 2421A. Promotion or facilitation of prostitution and reckless disregard of sex trafficking “(a) In General.—Whoever, using a facility or means of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce, owns, manages, or operates an interactive computer service (as such term is defined in defined in section 230(f) the Communications Act of 1934 (47 U.S.C. 230(f))), or conspires or attempts to do so, with the intent to promote or facilitate the prostitution of another person shall be fined under this title, imprisoned for not more than 10 years, or both. “(b) Aggravated Violation.—Whoever, using a facility or means of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce, owns, manages, or operates an interactive computer service (as such term is defined in defined in section 230(f) the Communications Act of 1934 (47 U.S.C. 230(f))), or conspires or attempts to do so, with the intent to promote or facilitate the prostitution of another person and— “(1) promotes or facilitates the prostitution of 5 or more persons; or “(2) acts in reckless disregard of the fact that such conduct contributed to sex trafficking, in violation of 1591(a), shall be fined under this title, imprisoned for not more than 25 years, or both

@skiblunt - amazing that she could overcome her natural revulsion and cuddle with you afterwards - and she made you think she liked you - give that girl a fucking Oscar!

"You're basing your belief upon jokes and comments that you see here." Right. We all like to yuck it up about stripper addicts and drunk driving. Not that that's over the top, or anything.

@skiblunt - What were you saying about addiction?

None of this plastic instagram phonies can hold a candle to our own resident super hottie Goddess, Bridget. (we good, girl?)