Housing Strippers?
Muddy
USA
We talk often of folks taking in illegals in their own homes but what about strippers.
Recently a man showed up at my door, all cholo'd out, neck tattoos, bandana, the whole thing. He went by the name, Rey Proxeneta. He asked me if I could do him a solid and house a van full of dancers, about a dozen of them. He'd pick them up nightly, and I'd get a hefty cut. For years I've been visiting the strip clubs and now right in my lap, the strip club visits me. Deal.
Rey mentioned to me that many of these strippers had many a drug charge, and if the law were to show up at my door, I wouldn't know anything. I swore an oath to protect these women, think of me as the Harriet Tubman of the underground SC world. I would put them up in my attic, and I think we're just gonna Anne Frank this whole thing. The best part: all the neighbors think I am a SEX GOD now.
Recently a man showed up at my door, all cholo'd out, neck tattoos, bandana, the whole thing. He went by the name, Rey Proxeneta. He asked me if I could do him a solid and house a van full of dancers, about a dozen of them. He'd pick them up nightly, and I'd get a hefty cut. For years I've been visiting the strip clubs and now right in my lap, the strip club visits me. Deal.
Rey mentioned to me that many of these strippers had many a drug charge, and if the law were to show up at my door, I wouldn't know anything. I swore an oath to protect these women, think of me as the Harriet Tubman of the underground SC world. I would put them up in my attic, and I think we're just gonna Anne Frank this whole thing. The best part: all the neighbors think I am a SEX GOD now.
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But she suggested to me that I let her and a couple of her friends use my guest room for OTC dates and that I would be paid good for it. No way in hell would I ever do some thing like that and I told her so.
I'm one of them lol, but I'm learning to make better choices. Slowly. Very slowly.
What could possibly go wrong. Yeah, go for it Muddy!!!😂
He said he didn't see 1 toothbrush for them the entire week.
Never had a problem with taking women to my place in general.
What are some of you expecting to happen?
This is similar in concept to asking a hot homeless chick to stay with you. Enticing until you realize the risks far outweigh the benefits.
And yes, Icey, this can be with any woman, but the risk is more pronounced and likely in this sub category of females (strippers).
No doubt some of the ultra stinky dancers could use a good hosing down.
I wish I didn't have to say that but I've run into some real stinkers over the years.