Housing Strippers?

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Muddy
USA
We talk often of folks taking in illegals in their own homes but what about strippers.

Recently a man showed up at my door, all cholo'd out, neck tattoos, bandana, the whole thing. He went by the name, Rey Proxeneta. He asked me if I could do him a solid and house a van full of dancers, about a dozen of them. He'd pick them up nightly, and I'd get a hefty cut. For years I've been visiting the strip clubs and now right in my lap, the strip club visits me. Deal.

Rey mentioned to me that many of these strippers had many a drug charge, and if the law were to show up at my door, I wouldn't know anything. I swore an oath to protect these women, think of me as the Harriet Tubman of the underground SC world. I would put them up in my attic, and I think we're just gonna Anne Frank this whole thing. The best part: all the neighbors think I am a SEX GOD now.

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wallanon
9 days ago
Let's just pretend this isn't comedy. The last guy I years of took a stripper on because she had housing issues got robbed. Obviously that's just one custie and one dancer, but anyone contemplating this should take a step back and seriously think about opening up their home to more than just a pump n' go.
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shadowcat
9 days ago
A couple of years ago I did an OTC at my house with a stripper that I knew pretty well. It was just an OK experience and I never considered repeating it.

But she suggested to me that I let her and a couple of her friends use my guest room for OTC dates and that I would be paid good for it. No way in hell would I ever do some thing like that and I told her so.
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Icey
9 days ago
It has nothing to do with their job. Its like vetting any potential housemate
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mogul1985
9 days ago
Muddy's House of Strippers. I see a Netflix series possibility and LOTS of CHA-CHING!
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Jascoi
9 days ago
I wouldn't let just any stripper stay at my house. I would be very picky.
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Puddy Tat
9 days ago
I don't want strippers or stripper drama anywhere near my house. Wouldn't even OTC one here.
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nicespice
9 days ago
I’ve mentioned that I’m visiting from out of town before, and plenty of club customers have offered their place to stay, unsolicited. I think a lot of men just dgaf when it comes to what’s a bad idea. 👀
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Estafador
9 days ago
And then he woke up
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Icey
9 days ago
Its crazy to pay a woman for sex. But look down on her so much you wouldnt want her in your hime. Says more about you than the
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wallanon
9 days ago
"I think a lot of men just dgaf when it comes to what’s a bad idea."

I'm one of them lol, but I'm learning to make better choices. Slowly. Very slowly.
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ATACdawg
9 days ago
A dozen "ladies" of dubious virtue, limited ethics all controlled by a pimp
What could possibly go wrong. Yeah, go for it Muddy!!!😂
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Meshuggah
8 days ago
My buddy let 2 NY/NJ strippers who worked in Pompano stay at his house, their id's were with "pimps" who arranged them to work at the trap. Took them a week to get ID's to fly home.

He said he didn't see 1 toothbrush for them the entire week.
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Musterd21
8 days ago
I would consider letting Nicespice stay with me- but I’d have to tell the wife she is a long lot niece. lol
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Icey
8 days ago
Ive lived with stripper girlfriends. Never had a problem.

Never had a problem with taking women to my place in general.

What are some of you expecting to happen?
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Puddy Tat
8 days ago
^ Robbery and blackmail like happened to a friend of mine.
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Icey
8 days ago
That could happen with anyone. Not just a stripper.
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TCabot
7 days ago
This is a hornets nest of a scenario. It sounds exciting and hot for a second and then all of the what ifs kick in. I even have reservations about OTC with local dancers. Forget allowing some of these walking drama machines to stay in my home.

This is similar in concept to asking a hot homeless chick to stay with you. Enticing until you realize the risks far outweigh the benefits.

And yes, Icey, this can be with any woman, but the risk is more pronounced and likely in this sub category of females (strippers).
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rickmacrodong
5 days ago
Icey you dont get it. Any illegal industry, because of its illegality, will have a higher prevalence of scammers. Its very possible that 50%, or even more of all strippers/escorts are thieves and scammers. There arent really any other professions where the % of scammers are so high besides other illegal industries like the drug trade, or legalized scam industries like MLM companies.
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rickdugan
5 days ago
Damned Muddy. Don't you know that the whole point in paying them to leave when it's over is so they actually leave? 😉
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Mate27
5 days ago
Had a co-worker when he lived in Vegas 20 years ago tell me he had stripper roommates and it was the worst situation. He would occasionally get some side action from the stripper traffic that would come around, but he also has to deal with multiple thefts and late night partying. Not conducive to someone who has a regular 9-5 job at the office. Needless to say he found a normal vanilla working girl to marry for 10 years ending in divorce. Drama feeds off itself, and strippers have quite the knack for finding it. A bunch of shooting stars…
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TheeOSU
5 days ago
Hell, here I thought this was a thread about 'hosing' strippers until I read the comments.
No doubt some of the ultra stinky dancers could use a good hosing down.
I wish I didn't have to say that but I've run into some real stinkers over the years.
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