Anybody else miss the glitter days?
Muddy
USA
When strippers would be drenched in a sea of glitter. I would hug my favorite stripper and have it on me so thick that no matter how much I rubbed I couldn't get it off me. After leaving the club was always an adventure. Well I actually enjoyed those days...thoroughly.
I would strut down the street, shine and sparkle. Do it a little twist, a little sugar shake, a little boogie bake, glow and glimmer. I was shooting star...personified.
I would jump up on the podium, extend my arms and yell "CHA!" And all the townsfolk would flee in terror at how sexy I was, I would glow like the sun.
The children in the neighborhood would hem and haw. Laugh hysterically at me, call me faggot of the century. Me, in response, hands and voice shaking, tears streaming down for the face would answer: "Well this, this, this fag's got sheen, this..*deep breath*...this fag's got gleen" I told them off. I sure showed them. (They were 7, they were 7)
Oh how I missed those days.
I would strut down the street, shine and sparkle. Do it a little twist, a little sugar shake, a little boogie bake, glow and glimmer. I was shooting star...personified.
I would jump up on the podium, extend my arms and yell "CHA!" And all the townsfolk would flee in terror at how sexy I was, I would glow like the sun.
The children in the neighborhood would hem and haw. Laugh hysterically at me, call me faggot of the century. Me, in response, hands and voice shaking, tears streaming down for the face would answer: "Well this, this, this fag's got sheen, this..*deep breath*...this fag's got gleen" I told them off. I sure showed them. (They were 7, they were 7)
Oh how I missed those days.
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Wonder what year it finally disappeared as a prom theme
"Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!" - J.R.R. Tolkien
Sure dougie, wearing glitter probably cheered you up when you were thinking of killing yourself because your crack whore gf left you for a bigger lowlife than you. Lulz
1. Hydrogen
2. Helium
3. Glitter
Hasn't glitter been around since the big bang? :)
PSA give glitter covered greeting cards to the SO that shit never goes away
Busted with a speck or two of glitter.. must have been from that GD card
Now I know how she had such a great tan in December!
Or at least it would be if glitter was still a big thing. I don’t think I’ve encountered it on a dancer in quite some time.