Anybody else miss the glitter days?

^^ Some guys just want to spoil a good joke. Asshole.

Nope. One time I woke up after a night out at the clubs, looked across the bed, and MY WIFE had somehow gotten 1 piece of stripper glitter on her just from sleeping next to me. There's a herpes metaphor in there somewhere...

Muddy, don't give up! You can bring those days back again!

Man or Man! I needed this! Most Excellent. This would be a most bodacious day at a strip club!

I would take a stripper covered in glitter over what I see a lot of now, which is strippers covered in crappy tattoos.

Muddy, you're a very disturbed individual. Just sayin. 😁

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

@Motor: Way to keep this site young and relevant with a Stairway to Heaven reference. This title was my prom theme back in the late 80s and it was old even then, lol.

It was my prom theme too in 1977 and it was 5 or 6 years old then

Wonder what year it finally disappeared as a prom theme

When Muddy wears glitter: "Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Sure dougie, wearing glitter probably cheered you up when you were thinking of killing yourself because your crack whore gf left you for a bigger lowlife than you. Lulz

Glad that glitter is still a thing with some of the girls...

NFW, that glitter shit is everywhere

The solution to your word is simple, Muddy! Simply bring your own tube of multicolored glitter along with a container of corn syrup to act as an adhesive. You can then pour the syrup and glitter over both you and the dancer! I'm sure that she'll thank you for it!😜😂

The guy who invented Just for Men probably next invented glitter just to expand the market for the hair dye. Glitter is just ineradicable. It turns up in the the most inconvenient places at the most inopportune time, and it is impossible to explain in your car or on your body or clothes unless you have a preschooler in your immediate family. I had the bad taste and judgment to pick up a batch of green glitter roses for an OTC meetup 8 months ago and I'm still vacuuming that shit up. If I ever have the misfortune to to do a lap dance with a beglitterd dancer, I'll probably have to check myself into a 30 day rehab just to cleanse myself of the glitter before the SO sees me

I think the most abundant elements in the universe are:

1. Hydrogen
2. Helium
3. Glitter

Hasn't glitter been around since the big bang? :)

Oh yeah I miss those days leaving the club covered in glitter stopping at Taco Bell on the way home to change clothes trying in vain to wash off the smoke smell before going home

PSA give glitter covered greeting cards to the SO that shit never goes away Busted with a speck or two of glitter.. must have been from that GD card

When I get nostalgic I just go to Hobby Lobby and pour a tube of glitter down my pants

^^ Lol

My experience was with spray tan about 7 years ago. A lovely tanned all over blond crawled all over me in a club. Went back to the hotel, slept and got up to shower for work. Washed my face and thought “what is all this brown shit washing off my face?”. Checked the clothes I had been wearing and no glitter but shirt and slacks just coated with brown spray tan. Sent that shit right to the laundry.

Now I know how she had such a great tan in December!

@elmer - luckily I don’t have to hide my strip club habit from my wife because she knows I indulge, but for those that do the PSA about the greeting card is brilliant.

Or at least it would be if glitter was still a big thing. I don’t think I’ve encountered it on a dancer in quite some time.