What does your front yard look like?

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Muddy
USA
What do you got going on out there if you have one? Do yall even care or is it like big time project for you?

I had one neighbor down the block when I was I kid. We called it “The Bamboo House” a couple hippies had there front and backyard covered in giant bamboo stalks. You couldn’t even see the house on like not even a 1/3 acre plot. It wasn’t a rural area either, a very dense suburban area, everyone is on top of each other. I never realized this about bamboo but it smells like shit and it grows like weeds where it fucks up the cement in the street/sidewalk. In hindsight I actually admire the balls that took and I’m surprised that the next door folks didn’t burn their fucking house down. We as kids would take these 30 foot bamboo sticks and have jousting tournaments with them.

Now that might be an extreme example but compared to my boring ass Kentucky blue grass only and that’s it ass it’s actually pretty badass. I might try to get some Japanese maples one day, I really like that tree. Just have a bunch of them out there.

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Mate27
a month ago
They say that if you state yiu don’t give a shit anout what anybody says about you, that you really do care. Let me tell you this, I care so little about what/how people view me that my front yard is so basic and maintenance free, somebody will walk/drive by my house and just move in quickly to the next house to scope
Out for theft.

My whole life is like that, as soon as you show some sort of status in life, people will want to come after you, for jealousy or feeling inadequate. I’ve Learned it’s better to keep quiet and a low profile so you can be left alone to enjoy what you do have. I have time to focus on playing, working, and tending to my sweet backyard that only my family and close neighbors can view. Fuck the front yard, nobody hangs out there anymore like Wally and the Beav used to.
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Puddy Tat
a month ago
I live in a condo. No yard. I never saw the point of having an unproductive, high-maintenance patch of land that's a time and money sink. I pay a condo fee but I have time to pursue other interests.
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gammanu95
a month ago
Lots of palms. I wanted to make it as tropical as possible. I remember the first time I saw a palm in Louisiana, and it blew me away. I also planted bougainvillea to bring wildlife a place to hide for us to enjoy. I have two water features - a fountain/birdbath for the birds and an empty koi pond by the bay windows. It used to have koi, but I could not stop the ospreys and otters from taking them.
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TheeOSU
a month ago
' I never realized this about bamboo but it smells like shit'

Yeah I didn't know that either. I considered planting bamboo on the edge of my back yard for some privacy from neighbors at my second house. I can't put a privacy fence up there because the neighbors already have a chain link fence. i'll have to consider something else.
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shadowcat
a month ago
It is dominated by a large maple tree that scattering leaves all over the place.
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Studme53
a month ago
I have the best lawn in the neighborhood. I don’t know why, but I like taking care of my lawn. I don’t kill myself working on it - just a couple hours on Saturday mornings. Made my day when some young dad taking his kid trick or treating told me my lawn was outstanding lol.
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Rightfield
a month ago
I can't believe this is a discussion.
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drewcareypnw
a month ago
Big green lawn with some dandelions, waist high wood fence, and an herb garden. Love to cook with fresh herbs and I run out with scissors just before food goes on.
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misterorange
a month ago
I live in a condo complex, about 130 units. I pay $240 a month maintenance fee plus $100 for a garage where I keep my Harley. The landscapers do a great job. Place looks like the Botanical Gardens. I wouldn't live anywhere else. No way I'm cutting grass. My father made me do that as punishment.
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Studme53
a month ago
Ha ha Rightfield - sad but true
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mogul1985
a month ago
Mine is 5 aces of prairie grass that I need to mowed 2-3x a year depending on rainfall.
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DandyDan
a month ago
I live in an apartment complex, so lawn maintenence isn't my problem. I do wish the company that mows the lawn didn't do it in the morning, as I like to sleep in
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PAWG_Patrol
a month ago
This conversation reminds me of when I tell strippers I'm a homeowner and you can practically hear their pussies getting wetter thinking I must have money lmao.

Most recently a dancer was complaining about her shitty apartment complex. She asked where I lived and said "oh WOW you have a HOUSE?!?" Next thing you know I'm fingerblasting her in the LD room 😆

Anyway... it's a modest bungalow. Only takes about half an hour to mow and weed whack the front and backyard.
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skibum609
a month ago
Facing my house there is a large lilac to the left, a stone wall and two perennial gardens. The front stairs are flanked by perennial gardens on both side. I have a small circular garden between the driveway and the house; there is a hedge and a large garden to the right of the driveway. Three trees in front (there were 12 in 1998, but Mother nature); behind the driveway is one more garden and a fence. You can see the slide from the pool overthe top of the fence. The lawn is perfectly emerald green. Since starting the lawn in 1999 I have never watered. The backyard is the gem. Best backyard anywhere.
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magicrat
a month ago
No front yard but a patch of trees which Helene decided I didn't need anymore. Hopefully someone is coming next week to clear them all out.
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Icey
a month ago
Theres a homeless camp nearby. An old guy with no legs who wears a maga hat and shirt and maga shit all over his wheelchair. Homeless vets who yell and pretend to shoot at people walking by.

Other than that. A sidewalk, palm trees and tropical shrubs amd orchids.
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skibum609
a month ago
^filled with heroin addicts, human feces in front of your house and trans hookers soliciting kids. Yup, California.
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Muddy
a month ago
If I could do Palm trees, I would I love those things
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elmer
a month ago
Strange question for a strip club forum

I keep a well manicured yard with nice landscaping front and back.
It's not about other peoples perception it's about taking pride what I've worked hard for outside & inside
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Pussylicker2
a month ago
I have 5 acres, the front acre is woods, then 2 ponds, then a half acre front yard where I try to grow fruit trees. No one ever sees my front yard, but I mow it anyway.
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PAWG_Patrol
a month ago
Damn pussylicker2 that sounds really peaceful
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