What does your front yard look like?
What do you got going on out there if you have one? Do yall even care or is it like big time project for you?
I had one neighbor down the block when I was I kid. We called it “The Bamboo House” a couple hippies had there front and backyard covered in giant bamboo stalks. You couldn’t even see the house on like not even a 1/3 acre plot. It wasn’t a rural area either, a very dense suburban area, everyone is on top of each other. I never realized this about bamboo but it smells like shit and it grows like weeds where it fucks up the cement in the street/sidewalk. In hindsight I actually admire the balls that took and I’m surprised that the next door folks didn’t burn their fucking house down. We as kids would take these 30 foot bamboo sticks and have jousting tournaments with them.
Now that might be an extreme example but compared to my boring ass Kentucky blue grass only and that’s it ass it’s actually pretty badass. I might try to get some Japanese maples one day, I really like that tree. Just have a bunch of them out there.
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' I never realized this about bamboo but it smells like shit'
Yeah I didn't know that either. I considered planting bamboo on the edge of my back…
It is dominated by a large maple tree that scattering leaves all over the place.
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I can't believe this is a discussion.
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Ha ha Rightfield - sad but true
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This conversation reminds me of when I tell strippers I'm a homeowner and you can practically hear their pussies getting wetter thinking I must have money lmao.
Most…
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^filled with heroin addicts, human feces in front of your house and trans hookers soliciting kids. Yup, California.
If I could do Palm trees, I would I love those things
Strange question for a strip club forum
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Damn pussylicker2 that sounds really peaceful