A lot of it is a whole lotta waiting around, time staring into space, ain’t nothing happening, often times you come back empty handed. Maybe you do catch some and toss them right back. But every once in a blue moon you reel in a really big one. Your friends will never hear the end of it. And sometimes you can even put your dick in that catch. But at least with strip clubs you don’t have those God damn park rangers and game wardens coming after you. And those bastards at the ASPCA.
Muddy your assessment is pretty accurate but there is a more exciting variation. Sport fishing. Instead of casting bait, letting it sit, and waiting for a hit you cast a lure/fly/etc and reel it in and recast. You do it over a wider area instead of letting it sit still in one spot hence you increase your chances leading to the possibility of sport fucking.
aww man!!! it's bad enough that vice squads pop in once in a while for a few raids. now that you brought the smell of fish members of the USDA and the U.S. FISH & WILDLIFE SERVICE will also soon pop their heads into the clubs.
I was always bored to tears with fishing as a kid. It's great when you're constantly getting hits on your line but most of the time that didn't happen. I try not to get bored at the SC. I'll give it one hard drink and then one soft drink and if I'm not getting attention I'm outta there and on to the next club
It sucks but I am extremely picky. Being hot isn't enough. You've got to be attractive and have right vibe. Still, I'll throw a few dollars on stage but no dances.
"something we may never see at a strip club-a fish tank."
It's been done. Anyone remember the Shark Lounge in Daytona? It had a plexiglass tank under the main stage with a shark in it and a shark cage satellite stage. It was as shit hole dive bar, and it was great.
>>It's been done. Anyone remember the Shark Lounge in Daytona? It had a plexiglass tank under the main stage with a shark in it and a shark cage satellite stage. It was as shit hole dive bar, and it was great.
Oh wow... that would be SO AWESOME! Why did I miss all the cool clubs???
I’ve gotten up close and personal with a vagina or two or three and none ever smellled like fish. Some have ended up being pretty rank, but it was human rankness, not fishy rankness, which might have been preferable in some cases
The now bulldozed Diamond in Atlanta when under a different incarnation about 15-20 years ago had a 300-500 gallon saltwater tank as a centerpiece. You went around and past the tank to get to the VIP rooms.
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Sport fishing. Instead of casting bait, letting it sit, and waiting for a hit you cast a lure/fly/etc and reel it in and recast. You do it over a wider area instead of letting it sit still in one spot hence you increase your chances leading to the possibility of sport fucking.
I am TOTALLY there! That would be AWESOME!
It sucks but I am extremely picky. Being hot isn't enough. You've got to be attractive and have right vibe. Still, I'll throw a few dollars on stage but no dances.
It's been done. Anyone remember the Shark Lounge in Daytona? It had a plexiglass tank under the main stage with a shark in it and a shark cage satellite stage. It was as shit hole dive bar, and it was great.
Oh wow... that would be SO AWESOME! Why did I miss all the cool clubs???
And I've seen a couple fish tanks in strip clubs. One at some dive in Albany.