Strip clubbing is a lot like fishing

28 comments

• FishHawk

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  13 days ago

  Mostly right on. You keep searching for Lilly ho…holes. And once in a while you strike lucky.
• FishHawk

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  13 days ago

  Likely
• Jascoi

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  13 days ago

  Thank God that most women don't smell like fish...
• sfrsox

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  13 days ago

  Ain’t that the truth
  
  Just need one though
• Techman

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  13 days ago

  Or a box of chocolates.
• TheeOSU

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  13 days ago

  Muddy your assessment is pretty accurate but there is a more exciting variation.
  Sport fishing. Instead of casting bait, letting it sit, and waiting for a hit you cast a lure/fly/etc and reel it in and recast. You do it over a wider area instead of letting it sit still in one spot hence you increase your chances leading to the possibility of sport fucking.
• Muddy

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  13 days ago

  Look I just said all I was trying to get the hook out.
• Dan3635

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  13 days ago

  Bucket List. Go to a few random clubs with President Muddy.
• Jascoi

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  13 days ago

  Yes.
• Rightfield

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  12 days ago

  Anybody else think pussy smells a little like fish because humans evolved from ocean creatures?
• CJKent₋band

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  12 days ago

  Hey man, I'm only here for the dick pics.
• rattdog

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  12 days ago

  aww man!!! it's bad enough that vice squads pop in once in a while for a few raids. now that you brought the smell of fish members of the USDA and the U.S. FISH & WILDLIFE SERVICE will also soon pop their heads into the clubs.
• ClubFan81077

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  12 days ago

  There's something fishy about this thread.
• goldmongerATL

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  12 days ago

  Unlike fishing, at a club when you catch one and release it, it will want to swallow your hook every time you fish that spot from now on.
• minnow

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  12 days ago

  As a minnow, agree with ClubFan and goldmonger.
• Icey

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  12 days ago

  No. In the words of the great SJG its see... want ...get...
  
  
• Puddy Tat

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  12 days ago

  ^ Exactly. If you see a chick you like, why just wait around?
• Manuellabore

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  12 days ago

  I was always bored to tears with fishing as a kid. It's great when you're constantly getting hits on your line but most of the time that didn't happen. I try not to get bored at the SC. I'll give it one hard drink and then one soft drink and if I'm not getting attention I'm outta there and on to the next club
• rattdog

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  12 days ago

  something we may never see at a strip club-a fish tank. maybe bring in a big tank and have a couple of girls be mermaids for halloween.
• grrlgonebad

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  11 days ago

  >something we may never see at a strip club-a fish tank. maybe bring in a big tank and have a couple of girls be mermaids for halloween.
  
  I am TOTALLY there! That would be AWESOME!
• Nixur68

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  11 days ago

  Pretty much.
  
  It sucks but I am extremely picky. Being hot isn't enough. You've got to be attractive and have right vibe. Still, I'll throw a few dollars on stage but no dances.
• JamesSD

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  11 days ago

  Stretching the metaphor, meeting up with a favorite you text ahead of time is like going to a well stocked pond.
• doctorevil

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  11 days ago

  "something we may never see at a strip club-a fish tank."
  
  It's been done. Anyone remember the Shark Lounge in Daytona? It had a plexiglass tank under the main stage with a shark in it and a shark cage satellite stage. It was as shit hole dive bar, and it was great.
• grrlgonebad

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  11 days ago

  >>It's been done. Anyone remember the Shark Lounge in Daytona? It had a plexiglass tank under the main stage with a shark in it and a shark cage satellite stage. It was as shit hole dive bar, and it was great.
  
  Oh wow... that would be SO AWESOME! Why did I miss all the cool clubs???
• Muddy

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  10 days ago

  @dan anytime man
  
  And I've seen a couple fish tanks in strip clubs. One at some dive in Albany.
• Manuellabore

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  9 days ago

  I’ve gotten up close and personal with a vagina or two or three and none ever smellled like fish. Some have ended up being pretty rank, but it was human rankness, not fishy rankness, which might have been preferable in some cases
• shadowcat

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  9 days ago

  The old Pink Pony South in Atlanta had a sushi bar right above the main stage.
• goldmongerATL

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  9 days ago

  The now bulldozed Diamond in Atlanta when under a different incarnation about 15-20 years ago had a 300-500 gallon saltwater tank as a centerpiece. You went around and past the tank to get to the VIP rooms.