Strip clubbing is a lot like fishing

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Muddy
USA
A lot of it is a whole lotta waiting around, time staring into space, ain’t nothing happening, often times you come back empty handed. Maybe you do catch some and toss them right back. But every once in a blue moon you reel in a really big one. Your friends will never hear the end of it. And sometimes you can even put your dick in that catch. But at least with strip clubs you don’t have those God damn park rangers and game wardens coming after you. And those bastards at the ASPCA.

Also the scent in similar in both hobbies. .

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FishHawk
2 months ago
Mostly right on. You keep searching for Lilly ho…holes. And once in a while you strike lucky.
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FishHawk
2 months ago
Likely
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Jascoi
2 months ago
Thank God that most women don't smell like fish...
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sfrsox
2 months ago
Ain’t that the truth

Just need one though
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Techman
2 months ago
Or a box of chocolates.
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TheeOSU
2 months ago
Muddy your assessment is pretty accurate but there is a more exciting variation.
Sport fishing. Instead of casting bait, letting it sit, and waiting for a hit you cast a lure/fly/etc and reel it in and recast. You do it over a wider area instead of letting it sit still in one spot hence you increase your chances leading to the possibility of sport fucking.
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Muddy
2 months ago
Look I just said all I was trying to get the hook out.
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Dan3635
2 months ago
Bucket List. Go to a few random clubs with President Muddy.
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Jascoi
2 months ago
Yes.
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Rightfield
a month ago
Anybody else think pussy smells a little like fish because humans evolved from ocean creatures?
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CJKent₋band
a month ago
Hey man, I'm only here for the dick pics.
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rattdog
a month ago
aww man!!! it's bad enough that vice squads pop in once in a while for a few raids. now that you brought the smell of fish members of the USDA and the U.S. FISH & WILDLIFE SERVICE will also soon pop their heads into the clubs.
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ClubFan81077
a month ago
There's something fishy about this thread.
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goldmongerATL
a month ago
Unlike fishing, at a club when you catch one and release it, it will want to swallow your hook every time you fish that spot from now on.
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minnow
a month ago
As a minnow, agree with ClubFan and goldmonger.
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Icey
a month ago
No. In the words of the great SJG its see... want ...get...

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Puddy Tat
a month ago
^ Exactly. If you see a chick you like, why just wait around?
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Manuellabore
a month ago
I was always bored to tears with fishing as a kid. It's great when you're constantly getting hits on your line but most of the time that didn't happen. I try not to get bored at the SC. I'll give it one hard drink and then one soft drink and if I'm not getting attention I'm outta there and on to the next club
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rattdog
a month ago
something we may never see at a strip club-a fish tank. maybe bring in a big tank and have a couple of girls be mermaids for halloween.
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grrlgonebad
a month ago
>something we may never see at a strip club-a fish tank. maybe bring in a big tank and have a couple of girls be mermaids for halloween.

I am TOTALLY there! That would be AWESOME!
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Nixur68
a month ago
Pretty much.

It sucks but I am extremely picky. Being hot isn't enough. You've got to be attractive and have right vibe. Still, I'll throw a few dollars on stage but no dances.
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JamesSD
a month ago
Stretching the metaphor, meeting up with a favorite you text ahead of time is like going to a well stocked pond.
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doctorevil
a month ago
"something we may never see at a strip club-a fish tank."

It's been done. Anyone remember the Shark Lounge in Daytona? It had a plexiglass tank under the main stage with a shark in it and a shark cage satellite stage. It was as shit hole dive bar, and it was great.
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grrlgonebad
a month ago
>>It's been done. Anyone remember the Shark Lounge in Daytona? It had a plexiglass tank under the main stage with a shark in it and a shark cage satellite stage. It was as shit hole dive bar, and it was great.

Oh wow... that would be SO AWESOME! Why did I miss all the cool clubs???
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Muddy
a month ago
@dan anytime man

And I've seen a couple fish tanks in strip clubs. One at some dive in Albany.
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Manuellabore
a month ago
I’ve gotten up close and personal with a vagina or two or three and none ever smellled like fish. Some have ended up being pretty rank, but it was human rankness, not fishy rankness, which might have been preferable in some cases
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shadowcat
a month ago
The old Pink Pony South in Atlanta had a sushi bar right above the main stage.
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goldmongerATL
a month ago
The now bulldozed Diamond in Atlanta when under a different incarnation about 15-20 years ago had a 300-500 gallon saltwater tank as a centerpiece. You went around and past the tank to get to the VIP rooms.
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