Is the life getting old for anybody else? I mean enough with these fucking strip clubs already. Good God.
A sign. At the strip club the other day a stripper who looked just like a young Cindy Crawford came up to me and asked “Hey wanna fuck me for free” and with a limp wrist I whipped her away and a “take a hike lady”
Now my passion in life is to tuck my dick between my thighs and sing Captain and Tennille records, not just all day…
…but for decades on end.
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last commentYou gotta quit hanging out with Walz.
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Just take a break from it, man. Your review count is triple that of #2. Sounds like your life is an endless strip club road trip.
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You're dreaming again, Muddy. Even crackwhores on the street want $40 or more for fucking. And not one of them will pass for Cindy Crawford.
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Being a broke racist trick must be hard on you 🤡
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You've done your thing now sit back and enjoy quality over quantity.
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"At the strip club the other day a stripper who looked just like a young Cindy Crawford came up to me and asked “Hey wanna fuck me for free” and with a limp wrist I whipped her away and a “take a hike lady”"
Bizarre flex, dude.
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Don’t let the burn out get you down
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Ai generated.
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A Captain and Tennille reference, lmao. I doubt that anyone under 50 even knows who they were. Shit I can barely remember them from a few appearances on some variety shows in the 70s, which of course we'd watch on our big box living room TV with the rabbit ears.
Way to keep the discussion board young and relevant Muddy! 😆
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burn out? I’m surprised it hasn’t happened earlier .
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Ha Muddy. Catch up sleep for a couple of days. Put a fresh tank of gas in the car and get back at it. We need you out on the field.
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Apparently, nobody gets Muddy's sarcasm.
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I thought it was satire?
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Too many night sleeping in parking lots will do that to you
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Lust(duh, duh, de dah-ah), lust will keep us together....
😜
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Adding Icey to the list of muted retards. Muddy, the problem is you're not getting ENOUGH lap dances. Try wearing a captain's hat the next time you hit the club, I bet You've Never Done It Like That Before.
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One person shows up and makes a snarky, little smelly cunt comment and that is the faggot Icey.
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My bank accounts are starting to get burned out.
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