Seeking psychitriac help after Trump win, not sure who else to talk to

I didn’t want to help flood the board with politics stuff as it seems to be but I just wanted to reach out as I felt it was an emergency situation. It’s almost been a week now and been noticing some troubling symptoms.

Well firstly my dick feels a lot bigger, my wallet a lot fatter and women have now for the first time in my life, have actually shown an openess into engaging in sexual intercourse with me.

I’m also extremely concerned about both my arms and fisted locked in a skyward celebratory position, a Cheshire Cat shot eating grin frozen on my face. And now I’m also experiencing never really being where I am supposed to be, I’m always off skipping into in the sunset while jumping up in the air and clicking my heels together. Quite frankly I just don’t have any idea what in the hell is going on.