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Seeking psychitriac help after Trump win, not sure who else to talk to

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MuddyUSA

I didn’t want to help flood the board with politics stuff as it seems to be but I just wanted to reach out as I felt it was an emergency situation. It’s almost been a week now and been noticing some troubling symptoms.

Well firstly my dick feels a lot bigger, my wallet a lot fatter and women have now for the first time in my life, have actually shown an openess into engaging in sexual intercourse with me.

I’m also extremely concerned about both my arms and fisted locked in a skyward celebratory position, a Cheshire Cat shot eating grin frozen on my face. And now I’m also experiencing never really being where I am supposed to be, I’m always off skipping into in the sunset while jumping up in the air and clicking my heels together. Quite frankly I just don’t have any idea what in the hell is going on.

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Beantowner

Hell yea, brother

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PhredJohnson

Absofuckinglutely with ya!

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skinnywhiteboy

Calling white men racist, sexist, bigots didn't work so what do they do? Start calling Hispanic men racist, sexist, bigots and white women racist bigots. Democrats clearly learned nothing from Tuesday.

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Icey

Racist sexist bigots are Trump's core supporters. Look at Muddy. A broke white bigot

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ATACdawg

A serious case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, Muddy. Sorry, it's probably fatal...😭

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twentyfive

“ Well firstly my dick feels a lot bigger,”
You might be a homosexual or just overcompensating for small hands.
LOL

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ricktheredmeat

Job well done on the misdirective title.

Unfortunately, there is no known treatment for your symptoms. They tend to resolve on their own in 4-8 years.

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chunkyflacko

All the hormones from liberal tears in the water supply help the dick grow larger

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Puddy Tat

^ I don't think liberals can produce testosterone.

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