IME most strippers don't want to go to Olive Garden with you
Muddy
USA
They don't want get to know you, they don't want to wine and dine, they don't make memories together, most of them get in and get THE FUCK OUT. They'll have sex with you and then they want their MONEY and then they want to immediately leave and spend as little time in the interaction as possible. These women are way more George H.W. Bush then George W. Bush.
The Olive Garden Theory is complete bullshit or at the very least is the exception rather than the norm. This is why these strippers are always wanting to hang out at 3am; they want to be in that window when everything is closed and still have too much time to go before the IHOP opens.
The Olive Garden Theory is complete bullshit or at the very least is the exception rather than the norm. This is why these strippers are always wanting to hang out at 3am; they want to be in that window when everything is closed and still have too much time to go before the IHOP opens.
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With some exceptions the dancer is only having dinner with the PL bc that is what the PL wants not bc of the free-meal.
I think this may be a ploy to lure me away from a regular in the club I'm spending a lot of money on by offering to do something they think I'll like. Also, these girls do get jealous if a customer is paying attention to another girl and not them. It's not sexual jealousy but more a desire to divert the income stream going to another girl over to them. But it's not just that. Strippers also like male attention because it gives them an ego boost that the males in the club are focusing on them and she is out competing the other strippers in the club in being the focus of all that male attention in the club.
But yes, even the ones who initially want to go to dinner eventually revert to the in-and-out model once they are comfortable with the arrangement.
In an ideal world, my preferred form of interaction is to socialize with them ITC and then take them directly to my hotel for the OTC finish. Unfortunately my schedule has become a lot more constrained lately, which now makes that approach more difficult to use.
Two examples -
1. Most of the time, I just want a stripper to come to my hotel room and have sex, and get out anyway. Sometimes it’s hard to make small talk for 2 hours before sex during dinner when the only thing we have in common is we both think she looks good in lingerie.
2. For the most part I’m a pretty normal guy, and a few strippers LOVED that. With my ATF, I think I was the first guy to have a relationship with her since she was in junior high that didn’t have a criminal record. She found that irresistible. The closest thing to a “normal” life for her, was spending time with me. Her ideal night was hanging out in a bed in a hotel room me watching TV while she read a book. To each us own I guess.
1. Enjoy quality time with someone whose conversation you are interested in. This could be the case with your stripper date, but it's unlikely. I might just become pals with my mechanic, barista, butcher, or other service worker, but probably won't. They have their own friends.
2. Suffer alongside co-workers or family because some busybody on the team thinks you should. I certainly hope this doesn't apply, but if it does you have my condolences.
3. Improve the chances of sex by impressing your companion with what you pick to shove down your pie-hole. Imagine the poor stripper's thought process: "oh great, now the fat fuck is grinding up garlicky snails in his mouth as well. That's going to taste great when he shoves his snail encrusted tongue in my mouth later! How sophisticated, how suave... how... how in the hell did I end up here?"
To be fair, I have to imagine #3 running through the mind of any sugar baby as well.
Oh, and IHOP is 24hr here. I thought they all were.
Once stripper hoes get a taste of me they can't let go lulz
One actually took me to her house and cooked me breakfast and plied me with Mimosas. All under the watchful eye of her policewoman girlfriend glaring at me from the next room.
These were all over 20 years ago, so I'm sure the scene has changed. Either that or I somehow found nothing but outliers.
You can't turn this shit off. Sometimes I forget to turn my swag off at night, and I wake up all covered in bitches.
joking aside, definitely true some strippers would rather just get to the banging and get out. But there's been plenty of times strippers are the ones who, when asked after dinner "what should we do now?", picked the bar hopping or strip clubbing option instead of the hotel option. I've had strippers want to go back out drinking again after the sex. To Warrior's point, I've had plenty of strippers act more like SBs than strippers. Just plain not true all strippers just want to get to the hotel room and then run. Might be true if you're getting the more escorty strippers
These are 3 of my favorite food groups! Juice likes MSG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6aQJWlr…
Well yes, part of the game is to fill them full of neverending popcorn shrimp, then ask them nonchalantly if they're gaining weight 🤣
Like doctorevil, I actually wine and dine the strippers I like (or at least give them an option), but on this forum that's looked at as a character flaw LOL
Not too long ago, the one I used the DayUse app with and spent the day, when I asked about dinner afterwards, said "oh thanks, I didn't want to ask, but yes, definitely."
When asked about where, she hesitated and said, "can we go someplace sit down? I'd rather not have fast food."
So we went to one of the mid-range steak houses and had a nice little dinner. She was a very pleasant "date". Far more pleasant than I expected.
Of course, that could be selection bias at work. I'm not going to be interested for very long in someone who wants to exit stage left as soon as I'm done.
For the more dim-witted among us, who apparently need things spelled out, that doesn't mean any of us think the stripper wants to be our girlfriend or something. It just means that she tolerates our company enough that she's happy to go eat somewhere fancy on our dime, provided we stay out of the picture when she puts a photo of her dragon roll on her IG story to make her friends jelly.
The rest of them, when they say "Of course I enjoy spending time with you", I mentally add "as long as your money holds out!" No matter how nice they act, they are there (whether in the club or in a hotel) to make money, and while they'll sometimes stick around for a little while in order to ensure *future* revenue, but there's a shelf life even for that.
Olive Garden was really the best he could do? Pseudo Italian food made with mostly reheated stuff and sauces full of sugar? Sheesh you'd think that the lucky fella would've treated you to something a little nicer. Just sayin. 😁
We can’t all be as handsome and charismatic as Shailynn, Subraman or Juice.
There are few men who are true lady killers like SJG as well. (Or SCPandit).
But, thinking of spending 4 hours in a Best Western with an old guy groping and sticking his dick in you - or 2 hours in an Olive Garden and maybe 1.5 hours in the Best Western with a horny old guy - the Olive Garden becomes quite a delicious place to spend a few hours…