Stripper Majors

Muddy
USA
Do you ever wonder your money is really going? (Other than cocaine and hair salon money) This one stripper I hooked up with from Berkeley, California (ofcourse) is a social justice in art history major at Temple University.

Should we be able to have some say in where are moneys going? Gotta get this girl in the trades this might not work out well for her. Meet me half way, that’s all I’m saying. What have these girls been majoring that you’ve been seeing is it really this much of shit show?

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nicespice
3 years ago
Technically it stops being “your” money as soon as the deal is made and services rendered. If you want to dictate terms then start a scholarship fund.

Muddy
3 years ago
Lol I’m tracking nice just being facetious
nicespice
3 years ago
Now I’m getting this weird mental image of a tuscl board scholarship foundation…with dancers being the recipients. Drug and alcohol histories are okay but being an active online content creator gets one disqualified. Desertscrub is the board accountant, and also sends out rejection letters to applicants as “CLUB AD”
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
You have to know the girl and have a committed relationship with her. Then the two of you can make combined plans.

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twentyfive
3 years ago
^ I thought you were talking about a college level course, a major in stripping, some accounting courses then maybe Stripper 101 with a few elective classes like intro to blowjobs, etc.
ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
Scholarship fund is a fantastic idea. But would there be several different scholarships with different prerequisites?


When I was in 12th grade, a guy in my English class had a book with thousands of scholarships, one of which was the David Letterman Solid-C Student Scholarship. So maybe one would be for botched boob jobs: the TUSCL Too Solid-C Scholarship.


The Going The Extra Mile Scholarship: for the student with high mileage and lots of extra (curriculars). Maybe the winner gets creative and includes a bunch of receipts from penicillin refills or Valtrex...


The Future CPAs of America Scholarship: for the girl who can demonstrate the most up-sells and song miscounts.


The Overcoming Adversity Scholarship (and overcoming can use an alternate spelling if needed): for the young lady, who no matter how drunk she gets, no matter how much blow she does, or how often she tokes up behind the building, she always makes money, never falls off the pole, never loses a fight with a co-worker.


The Nurse Jekyll & Mz. Hyde Scholarship goes to the girl who knows exactly what every guy there wants before she even sits down or starts talking to him, and can change her personality to fit: ditz, brainiac, horny as hell, girl next door, comedian.


The Time Is Money Scholarship sponsored by Casio: for the girl who wastes no time, just walks up and asks if you want a dance. Definitely questions here about ethnic background, country of birth, and language(s) spoken.

Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
A lot of dancers have told me that they're going to nursing school, and that might be true in some cases, but mostly I think it's a throwaway answer that indirectly feeds into a sexy nurse fantasy.

Many dancers have told me that they were "going to school for psychology." So many, in fact, that I asked a dancer who told me that if it's actually a semi-clever euphemism for working in a strip club being itself an education in psychology. She grinned and shrugged and said, "Well, it is for me. I don't tell customers about my life stuff."

And that's sort of why I limit myself to asking dancers about their hobbies, and not their life plans or aspirations. If they want to volunteer that information, fine. Otherwise, I'm just asking them to lie to me, which probably happens often enough without me instigating it.
Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
"... I hooked up with from Berkeley, California (ofcourse) is a social justice in art history major at Temple University ..."

She'll be making $25K a year when she finishes school with $100K in school-debt that she'll want the tax-payer to pay off "because it's not fair" (she should be able to follow her dreams and make a lot of $$$ at the same time)
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
You're paying q dancer for a service. What she does with her money is none or your business. Your insinuations are just that.
skibum609
3 years ago
I wouldn't ask anyone what they made, what they did with it etc.
IfIGottaBeDamned
3 years ago
Ultimately it’s her money. She earned it and she decides what to do with it. Once I pay her, I don’t give any further thought about what she’s going to do with it.

But over the years, my favs who I see repeatedly have tended to be single moms or college students. One was stripping to pay for her masters in child psychology. She banked at the club and I believed her when she told me she was going to graduate with no debt. Another got her bachelors in biology. I remember cuddling on a slow night in the club while she checked up on a lab report that one of her partners was supposed to finish. Another got her degree from a culinary college. I saw her image included in some of her school’s publicity material. These are all former favs who have moved on with their lives.

OTOH, If it’s obvious or becomes clear a dancer has serious drug issues or abusive relationships, I’ll steer clear. More so for my own safety, sanity and greater enjoyment of my SC budget than a consideration on how she’s spending her fees & tips.

Therefore, in a broad sense, you could say I have some say in how my SC money is spent.
shadowcat
3 years ago
I met one at the Columbia SC platinum Plus (now closed) that got her degree and had tenure at USC(Carolina). She told me she teaches public speaking and theater. Last I heard she was teaching at Clemson.

I knew another Follies dancer that got a degree in anthropology. After taking a trip to Greece she was unable to find any kind of job with her degree. So he came back to work at Follies and then got an additional degree in psychology.
goldmongerATL
3 years ago
I have an "endowment" and I make grants to strippers. Many clubs have private interview rooms where I can evaluate her talents. My grants are usually in the couple of hundred dollar range. Several strippers apply for and receive grants over and over again.

I once met a stripper who swore she was a double major in Physics and Psychology. I asked her what she was going to do after graduating and she said either open a restaurant or become a veterinarian. No different than other clueless college kids.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I don't like this thread. The assumption that you have any say in how a dancer spends her money is creepy af. You pay her for a service. You don't own her.

motorhead
3 years ago
“You pay her for a service“

But I bet you don’t eat at Chick-fil-A
Muddy
3 years ago
Icee well cause your a fucking idiot who takes troll threads literally. But your some Malibu’s most wanted fuckhead so I would expect nothing less.
rickdugan
3 years ago
===> "Do you ever wonder your money is really going?"

Not even a little. Once I pay her for services rendered it's her money, not mine. She can light in on fire behind the club for all I care.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Muddy you mask your misogyny and negative views of strippers with lame attempts at humor.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Moorhead I don't like chicken fil a
Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
For what it's worth, I also don't like Chick-Fil-A. So it appears that I do agree with Icee on something.

Someone take a picture.
skibum609
3 years ago
What is beyond fucking creepy and a sign of a serious mental illness is calling dancers whores and others misogynists like you do Icee. Typicval hypocritical pos pro0gressive hater.
docsavage
3 years ago
One of my regulars had majored in music in college. Besides stripping she also gave piano lessons to children. She told me one of her pupils was a child of the rock musician John Cougar Mellencamp. She said his kid was really screwed up and felt sorry for the child but didn't go into any further detail.

Nursing and psychology majors are the most common stripper majors in my experience. The most unusual for a regular was probably a drama major who liked Noel Coward plays. If I have a regular I'll eventually get around to the subject of their education just as a topic of conversation. If they are currently in school I don't offer advice but sometimes talk a little about my own college days. I've wondered if any of my female college classmates had a secret double life as a stripper that I never knew about.
jackslash
3 years ago
In the case of a couple dancers I know a lot of my money went to drugs. After I pay them they decide how to spend it, whether it's a good decision or not.
shailynn
3 years ago
^ ha - I had one in your lovey city I saw for over a year that apparently did this immediately after every visit she had with me. Sadly as dense as I was it took me a year to catch onto this, she hid it very very well.
goldmongerATL
3 years ago
"I've wondered if any of my female college classmates had a secret double life as a stripper that I never knew about."

When I was young I ran into an 18 year old stripper that was a freshman where I was in grad school. Same major. I later ran into her a few times on campus. I ended up helping her with schoolwork. Got several BJ's and quickies in the library study cubes. This girl was into the whole bartering pussy thing. Her truck needed a transmission. A customer owned a garage and did it for free. It only cost her 5-6 free VIP's.

She was very open about it with her sorority friends who thought she was boss for making money like that. She said she knew several girls putting their way through school "on their backs". She pointed out a cheerleader in her sorority that escorted and sometimes danced in the burbs. Never ran into her, but she was a solid 9.
gammanu95
3 years ago
"Social Justice in Art History". Sounds ludicrous enough to be almost implausible. Unfortunately, there is an endless list of useless study courses which will neither gain you employment nor contribute to society; yet still burden students with tens of thousands of dollars in crushing debt (hundreds of thousands for post-graduate degrees). There should more regulations around federally backed loans and grants regarding the usefulness of studies they are used for. Let Daddy pay for your Lesbian Dance Theory degree, and send taxpayer dollars to criminal justice, secondary education, and other such students. Students who actually get it, and want to have meaningful careers and do things with their degrees.
Huntsman
3 years ago
I concern myself with my own expenditures. The last thing I feel like expending time doing is trying to make someone else’s earnings my business.
RandomMember
3 years ago
""Social Justice in Art History. Sounds ludicrous enough to be almost implausible."
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That's because @Muddy probably made it up to suit his agenda.

I'm including a sampling of SBs over the years: Three econ majors (it's one of the most popular undergrad majors), one pre-law, physical therapy, one interested in healthcare as an NP or PA (although I think her real goal was to be a trophy wife), one was completely aimless and lost.
TheeOSU
3 years ago
"one was completely aimless and lost."



Succinctly explains how she ended up with a certain dipshit, Lol
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
What's the purpose of putting girls down for not being in college or not spending their money the way you think they should?

It doesn't make you better than them.
Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
The vast majority of guys in this thread have stated that they don't care how a dancer spends her money and it's none of their business. Others have talked about how many of the dancers they've known used their money in some predominantly constructive way.

You're literally the only one in this thread who thinks that muddy's top post was sincere. Which is to say that you don't actually believe that at all. You've just picked this thread as the theater for your next manufactured drama.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Muddy masks his misogyny with poor attempts at humor all the time on here.
Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
Whereas you don't mask your misogyny even a little bit...
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I'm not misogynistic. This thread is worse than his west coast sex tour bragging about hookers he paid
nicespice
3 years ago
^ you’re just jealous that muddy somehow leaves his house once in a while
skibum609
3 years ago
Icee is a young Joe Biden.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Nah I'm not the jealous type. Those kind of threads are liwet level creepy
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