Stripper Majors
Muddy
USA
Do you ever wonder your money is really going? (Other than cocaine and hair salon money) This one stripper I hooked up with from Berkeley, California (ofcourse) is a social justice in art history major at Temple University.
Should we be able to have some say in where are moneys going? Gotta get this girl in the trades this might not work out well for her. Meet me half way, that’s all I’m saying. What have these girls been majoring that you’ve been seeing is it really this much of shit show?
Should we be able to have some say in where are moneys going? Gotta get this girl in the trades this might not work out well for her. Meet me half way, that’s all I’m saying. What have these girls been majoring that you’ve been seeing is it really this much of shit show?
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When I was in 12th grade, a guy in my English class had a book with thousands of scholarships, one of which was the David Letterman Solid-C Student Scholarship. So maybe one would be for botched boob jobs: the TUSCL Too Solid-C Scholarship.
The Going The Extra Mile Scholarship: for the student with high mileage and lots of extra (curriculars). Maybe the winner gets creative and includes a bunch of receipts from penicillin refills or Valtrex...
The Future CPAs of America Scholarship: for the girl who can demonstrate the most up-sells and song miscounts.
The Overcoming Adversity Scholarship (and overcoming can use an alternate spelling if needed): for the young lady, who no matter how drunk she gets, no matter how much blow she does, or how often she tokes up behind the building, she always makes money, never falls off the pole, never loses a fight with a co-worker.
The Nurse Jekyll & Mz. Hyde Scholarship goes to the girl who knows exactly what every guy there wants before she even sits down or starts talking to him, and can change her personality to fit: ditz, brainiac, horny as hell, girl next door, comedian.
The Time Is Money Scholarship sponsored by Casio: for the girl who wastes no time, just walks up and asks if you want a dance. Definitely questions here about ethnic background, country of birth, and language(s) spoken.
Many dancers have told me that they were "going to school for psychology." So many, in fact, that I asked a dancer who told me that if it's actually a semi-clever euphemism for working in a strip club being itself an education in psychology. She grinned and shrugged and said, "Well, it is for me. I don't tell customers about my life stuff."
And that's sort of why I limit myself to asking dancers about their hobbies, and not their life plans or aspirations. If they want to volunteer that information, fine. Otherwise, I'm just asking them to lie to me, which probably happens often enough without me instigating it.
She'll be making $25K a year when she finishes school with $100K in school-debt that she'll want the tax-payer to pay off "because it's not fair" (she should be able to follow her dreams and make a lot of $$$ at the same time)
But over the years, my favs who I see repeatedly have tended to be single moms or college students. One was stripping to pay for her masters in child psychology. She banked at the club and I believed her when she told me she was going to graduate with no debt. Another got her bachelors in biology. I remember cuddling on a slow night in the club while she checked up on a lab report that one of her partners was supposed to finish. Another got her degree from a culinary college. I saw her image included in some of her school’s publicity material. These are all former favs who have moved on with their lives.
OTOH, If it’s obvious or becomes clear a dancer has serious drug issues or abusive relationships, I’ll steer clear. More so for my own safety, sanity and greater enjoyment of my SC budget than a consideration on how she’s spending her fees & tips.
Therefore, in a broad sense, you could say I have some say in how my SC money is spent.
I knew another Follies dancer that got a degree in anthropology. After taking a trip to Greece she was unable to find any kind of job with her degree. So he came back to work at Follies and then got an additional degree in psychology.
I once met a stripper who swore she was a double major in Physics and Psychology. I asked her what she was going to do after graduating and she said either open a restaurant or become a veterinarian. No different than other clueless college kids.
But I bet you don’t eat at Chick-fil-A
Not even a little. Once I pay her for services rendered it's her money, not mine. She can light in on fire behind the club for all I care.
Someone take a picture.
Nursing and psychology majors are the most common stripper majors in my experience. The most unusual for a regular was probably a drama major who liked Noel Coward plays. If I have a regular I'll eventually get around to the subject of their education just as a topic of conversation. If they are currently in school I don't offer advice but sometimes talk a little about my own college days. I've wondered if any of my female college classmates had a secret double life as a stripper that I never knew about.
When I was young I ran into an 18 year old stripper that was a freshman where I was in grad school. Same major. I later ran into her a few times on campus. I ended up helping her with schoolwork. Got several BJ's and quickies in the library study cubes. This girl was into the whole bartering pussy thing. Her truck needed a transmission. A customer owned a garage and did it for free. It only cost her 5-6 free VIP's.
She was very open about it with her sorority friends who thought she was boss for making money like that. She said she knew several girls putting their way through school "on their backs". She pointed out a cheerleader in her sorority that escorted and sometimes danced in the burbs. Never ran into her, but she was a solid 9.
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That's because @Muddy probably made it up to suit his agenda.
I'm including a sampling of SBs over the years: Three econ majors (it's one of the most popular undergrad majors), one pre-law, physical therapy, one interested in healthcare as an NP or PA (although I think her real goal was to be a trophy wife), one was completely aimless and lost.
Succinctly explains how she ended up with a certain dipshit, Lol
It doesn't make you better than them.
You're literally the only one in this thread who thinks that muddy's top post was sincere. Which is to say that you don't actually believe that at all. You've just picked this thread as the theater for your next manufactured drama.