How would that even go? What strip club would it be at be? Probably not even close to ever feasible due to scheduling/travel conflicts. And maybe not necessarily everybody including the randos who post dick pics on here but at least the usual suspects on here.
Would the strippers at the club all stage walk out in disgust? Or would they be rolling in the dough?
All I know is I would have start drinking immediately.
80% of the group would be great or at least tolerant of each other. 20% of the room would be a shit storm of acrimony, awkwardness, and high-velocity accountability.
If you are nice to me you would get extras. If not you go to jail for soliciting
I always get my cut though
First rule of Fight Club. No one talks about Fight Club.
I know everyone remembers that last year there was talk of a planned April meeting at Follies until the Covid shutdown(s). I had planned to attend.
You a good dude Warrior
The meet up would be cool. But 90% of the people there would want to fight skibum with all the shit he talks online.
I'd have too much titty in my mouth to talk to any of you.
You’d know when SJG would arrive because there would be a purple Huffy bike parked outside with a goat chained to it.
Most strippers don’t like TUSCL guys so any group showing up would have to say they are in town for a power tools convention or something off the wall.
“Hey, nice to meet you. I’ll take you off ignore.”
or
“Wow, you’re a douche in person.” [takes out phone and puts on ignore]
or
“Nice to meet all of you.” Spoken to all of Juice’s and NiceSpice’s aliases
I went to a tuscl meet up once. it was cool hanging with founder.
Damn founder a real dude? How was he?
^^ he tells me he hates victimized people who think they’re marginalized in a strip club. So he doesn’t like you.
"We're gonna need another round". Nah, put it on Muddy's tab.
Funniest thing will be everyone reviewing the club from the meetup and Scrubby rejecting them all for being a club ad.
Clubs I nominate for this:
Baby Dolls Dallas 2001 Odyssey
Desire in Providence Any club in Utah, Oregon, Colorado
I'd get white girl wasted with Skibum
^ go meet up with founder at a local Vegas club first :)
I'd walk in, order a Scotch (neat, of course), and probably stick out like a sore thumb because I wouldn't be rocking gym shorts or sweatpants...
I will be in Atlanta from 1st to 5th of March 2022. Happy to learn from the faculty of TUSCL University.
The last TUSCL meetup I heard of was in Miami. We were wondering if Dugan or Nina would show up and start the royal rumble but it didn't happen.
I've been to several TUSCL meetups. Everyone was very nice. I had expected TUSCLers would all be dirty perverts, but I was the only one.
Juice said he would attend the meetup in Detroit, but he flaked out.
You know I couldn't imagine taking a TUSCL beef to real life but I guess some people might.
And the club could never be a no alcohol club. How fun is it to sit around with a bunch of poland springs, it's so stupid.
And plot twist what if we invited everyone from stripperweb. I happen to think in person we would all get along so well until it was time to ask for $10 handjobs.
Just for the record I tried to get Motörhead AND jackslash to meet up with me twice in the D and they both pussied out!!!! I did plan to meet after 8pm and that’s way past both of their bedtimes…
To me that would be the ultimate TUSCL meeting for me, although meeting Sinclair and Founder would be amazing too.
I'd take tuscl beef into rl. I wouldn't need fake shit from people who harass me.
Hey shailynn, I was there. But I had a table of buxom blondes all over me and you probably didn’t see me. :)
If you got all of TUSCL together for meet up...
Could we have it at Onyx Centreville Il? I want to see how freely RacistSlurfka2IC drops the N-word in that environment.
I want to see what happens first; our resident Casanova gets a FRMOS or he gets bounced out on his ear for attempting to get a FRMOS.
I want to see if the right wingers and left wingers can quit ragging on each other long enough to enjoy the titties.
I want to see if Blah is as scary in real life as she is on the board. (We definitely need to go somewhere with a metal detector to screen for knives.)
I want to see if DesertScrub actually looks like Morton Downey Jr. (because that's who I visualize whenever I read his posts)
I want to see how many tables get filled up by Juice and Spice aliases.
And most of all... I want BJ99 to be there.
Would we give each other the time of day in a strip club?
Most of us are here because we like fondling tits (or getting ours fondled for bucks). In that environment, would we be talking to one another except to warn of ROBs or compare mileage?
Though talking to some of you would be interesting, I don't think any of you are more interesting than a fine pair of big natural DDDs.
Maybe I'll wave at you (or flip you the bird) with a hand--if one is free.
^^^ yeah you would give each other the time of day, because you got to do something while I’m locking down all the 9’s and 10’s at the club and all you PLs are making up hypotheticals for the next discussion thread.
Lets do it at desires; day shift into night shift on a thursday.
I don’t know about all this talk of 9’s and 10’s - as I’d rather be throat fucking a sloppy whore in the back room - and then running a train on another dancing whore.
I’m a bit uncomfortable about going if Juice will be there. If he gets drunk and wastes money on strippers and scratch offs - I don’t want him to sue me for encouraging his stupidity!
If PoleDancer83 will show up - I’ll be a happy man!
^^^ ugh, I don’t want you can have her she’s too ____ for me!
If you do it at BabyDolls will you get the employee discount? 😁
JimGas - is that a subtle way of saying PoleDancer83 is too flat chested for you?
