I've decided to start saving a little money while these strip clubs still try bounce back and decided to reach down and find something visceral, instinctual and just something that's real to me. And feels so damn good to finally to come out and admit it. I just get off on some good duets. The way they look into each other's eyes, trade off verses, it's the ultimate form of foreplay.
It's been great on the wallet and quite frankly more enjoyable than an orgy with 10 blonde, big breasted Danish girls. Just got done jerking it to a few youtube videos.
and finally youtube.com
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last commentThe only issue is finding a stripper who would be willing to do all that with me IRL. It's a big ask.
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I guess I have to keep searching for that inner gay side of me to appreciate this.
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Your example are commendable but this is the best diet ever:
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You know it's gotten so bad, I was shopping at target, I had to stop for an instant no contact LDK when Sonny & Cher came on the loudspeaker. I've gone too far into the abyss.
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A cautionary duet for all of us hound dogs when encountering an intoxicating dancer: youtube.com
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^^^^ above is the winner
But I will also submit for your approval
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muddy. you are easy to please.
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I can't decide between Ozzy and Meatloaf. I guess I'll go with Ozzy since Lita Ford was HOT back then.
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^ What ever happened to you and RickiBoi dressed in matching white polyester suits singing and dancing to the disco sounds of The Bee Gees
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An appropriate choice for TUSCL: Decrepit fossil Rod Stewart singing a duet with skinny piece-of-ass Amy Belle, who's at least three decades younger.
youtube.com
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What the average TUSCLer thinks his duet with a dancer would look like:
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What it actually looks like:
youtu.be
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