Poll: Your at the urinal and no cup holder for your beer you…
Muddy
USA
This situation comes up pretty often. Recently I thought there was room between the flusher handle and the top of urinal, I could put my Corona down, it should fit. Nope it made contact, contact was made at the tip of the top. It was brief and it wasn’t much but it bothered me. I used to put it in my back pocket but recently I’ve been one handing it.
A. You didn’t bring your drink, you left it at the bar to be ruffied
B. You will put it down on the urinal
C. You put it down on the sink area
D. Back pocket
E. One hand handles pee, one holds beer
F. Ask somebody else to hold it
G. Inside belt
H. Floor
I. Other
This occurs often enough for me to feel it needs to be discussed
A. You didn’t bring your drink, you left it at the bar to be ruffied
B. You will put it down on the urinal
C. You put it down on the sink area
D. Back pocket
E. One hand handles pee, one holds beer
F. Ask somebody else to hold it
G. Inside belt
H. Floor
I. Other
This occurs often enough for me to feel it needs to be discussed
23 comments
Never ever H!
that's when A or C replace B
I one-hand, or try to balance it if there’s room.
You can’t leave your drink at your seat with a napkin on top at one COI chain’s clubs (Synn), as their waitresses dump them then force you to bury another. Clip joint BS.
I: Pee into the bottle to refill your drink.
Pay nice spice the 10Gs you owe her welsher,
you made the bet you lost now pay up
A) Chug it before I step up to the urinal (if it's half empty) and then throw it in the paper towel garbage can, since there's no recycle bin
OR
B) Put it on the urinal while I'm pissing and - since there's always a puddle on top of the urinal, which could be condensation dripping from the plumbing, or could be some over-exuberant dude who pissed all over the place, when I'm done I'll grab it by the top of the bottle and chug it faster than the moisture can run down the bottle.
Brilliant!