We want sex for as little as possible. They want money and return do as a little as possible. Together we want to do the bare minimum for the absolute maximum return, we’re not all that different.
Is it time we assembled an envoy to go over there and finally resolve differences, form a peace treaty. Maybe we can even have get togethers together. Sometimes we go over there, sometimes they come over here. We could even link our accounts. It would be a good old time, full of laughs I’m sure.
Alright so who’s goin? It can’t be me that would be like AOC applying for a job at ExxonMobile, it wouldn’t go over well. So who’s in?
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Maybe PSD could be our mediator
role-reversal nights would be classic.
The last thing the envoys will hear is "THIS IS STRIPPERWEB!". Then they'll be thrown down a well.
Lol Muddy, I don't know where you come up with this stuff but you're good at it. Anyway, I don't really care or mind what goes on at SW, I've only been there a minimum of times over the years and only by sometimes clicking on a link provided by someone here. The little bit I've seen and read about SW here told me that my time is better spent elsewhere.
Perhaps I should suggest that the vulture become the envoy to stripperweb. Are they mostly sexy female hairless apes? The vulture has been known to charm many a female hairless ape. ROAR!!!
Hi SW liaison PSD here—
I hate to tell you that your case is too weak. Because:
1–most of them are jaded. They big time hate you people.
2–they can come on here and see all the worst stuff about you, it enforces #1.
3–that site is not for you. We need our own spaces to talk about our shit and relate to others like us. You are not “like us.”
You have been spoiled by the girls here, we are mostly nice to you.
Also with your endgame, I don’t think this is going to get you any traction.
So are you telling me there’s a chance?
I’m sort of picturing us all hooking arms, can canning and goin all sister sledge we are family. I can see it now.
So basically strippers hate broke bums trying to solicit them. Lulz
And the psd troll doesn't count as a girl here
I think this is like Palestine-Israel and you just cut your losses and keep it movin.
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"daily grind might be the biggest twat ever"
aw, thanks bro. and i was just expecting a participation trophy.
Nah you're just another pathetic cacaplop incarnation
thanks for keepin me humble icee.
weird how u get used to the trolls here. i just like the attention. (lulz)
now where's that other pussy faggot lawyer ski-cuck. i miss him already.
PSD is 1,000% correct
Those women hate y’all. And they eat their own who side with men…. So I be quiet 😩
Plus we should have our own space because it is a business n how we keep our lights on while for y’all it’s just another activity.
Hey Daily could you please lock yourself in a closet; douse yourself with gasoline and.......
"... Is it time we bury the hatchet, make amends ..."
@scrub loses his shit bc a guy put an 'E' where it didn't belong - I'd say we got our own problems
I fear Muddy's been banned from many clubs for trying to sneak into the dressing room.
If you are looking for a top notch negotiator - I’m your guy!
Don’t worry about me, I can take the look of contempt, the snide comments, even the comments about me being an old filthy pervert (with a very nice bank account). I’m not bringing money, just charm and good looks!
Give me a few hours, and if there’s no sight of me, retreat!
I think Cashman would be the perfect choice. He could be reviled, mocked and viewed with contempt by the gals there….and be turned on by it.
Hope Cashman comes back, safely, without a hatchet buried in his back. 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓
Ok Cashman along with Minnow, Chilli Palmer and Rick Dugan (the latter three are familiar with enemy territory and Cashman is such filthy, dirty, disgusting pervert…that quite frankly he’s expendable)
We’ll call it the fellowship of the cock ring. Good luck, all our hope now rests with these brave souls.
plan b: my bitches icee, scrub, and ski-pedo wheel me up to the gate in a trojan horse.
If I was less self aware, I might take offense at becoming the expendable TUSCL negotiator. But, I can’t disagree with Muddy’s description of me.
Let’s mount up - and head off following the scent of perfumed body spray - and a trail of glitter! No homo on the mount up part…
May the Farce be with you!
Oops, bad joke, mixing up of adventure movies and generally stupid humor. Par for the course with me.
I think I'd be more valuable as a strategic advisor. I could help coordinate movements and anticipate enemy hostilities with a more global view of the entire theater of operation from a spot far far away from the front line. 😁
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