Usually the most expensive thing on the menu, although arguably sometimes the best thing. I recently went and saw a lobster roll butter style at some spot for 20 bucks. I was thinking “shit, I gots me a deal!” I get it and open it up. And it’s this little fucking chode thing. It took 3 bites. Now it was one of the best things I ever ate but god damn is seafood expensive. Not too long ago ran by some seafood buffets and at like $40 a person I just couldn’t see a world where I could make that worth it in my mind.
How often you splurging for seafood stuff? Crab, lobster all that good shit. Me hardly ever, but when I do, it can be awesome.


And ditto for a good ass crab cake. It’ll run you like $30 and you’ll still be hungry.