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Comments by orangepicture (page 3)

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    7 years ago
    Darkblue999
    Somewhere in the club
    Compliment you receive from dancers
    Soft hands I get all the time. Nice eyes is another one. That I'm "a normal guy" or respectful are others. Finally (and I've gotten this in civilian relationships too) is that I am great with my hands; i.e.: finger banging. I have a favorite stripper that specifically requests it from me and gets off multiple times before she gets me off. Tells me repeatedly that I am the best at it.
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    7 years ago
    PeterEaster
    Virginia - Last seen being walked to the door
    Dancer: "Hey, that's my dentist"
    I was with a dancer the other day that I am pretty into. When talking we realized we both live an hour from the club but only a few miles apart. I'm surprised we haven't run into each other at Wegmans or something. I told her if I saw her in public, I'd play it cool.
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    7 years ago
    BurlingtonHoFactory
    New Jersey, near the Shore
    Your Education
    Yeah, we hear that a lot. Stuff like AIA mean American Institute of Assholes. My drawings are fucking tight though!
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    7 years ago
    Mileage and Intimacy in Strip Clubs
    My favorite dancers offer intimacy as part of their dances and is why I chose them typically over a girl who only wants to get me off (although they have their place too).
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    7 years ago
    BurlingtonHoFactory
    New Jersey, near the Shore
    Your Education
    Public school, then graduated with a Bachelor of Architecture from one of the 3 major universities that off that degree in Philadelphia to keep it a little vague. I am a licensed architect with a six figure salary that allows me to club a lot as I have no bad debt. I work with a lot of engineers. Most, not all, think or see things very differently than most people. It is probably why they are engineers. More often than not, they want to offer pricy, extreme and over developed solutions to the simplest of problems. They also have a very hard time explaining things without getting over-technical or without realizing their audience wants a down to earth and simplified explanation. I've experienced a lack of common sense with a lot of engineers too. As an example, a structural engineer will suggest putting a new steel building column smack dab in the middle of a hallway rather than oversize a new beam that will be hidden above ceilings that could span a further distance. When you try to explain to them that people wouldn't be able to use the hallway then, they'll look at you like a deer in headlights. Funny stuff like that.
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    7 years ago
    BYOB clubs..
    My primary club allows beer, wine, malt beverages and champagne and it can be in glass or aluminum, but no hard liquor. No open bottles either. They will also provide you a free ice bucket if you need it for wine/champagne. I'm half tempted to roll in there one day with a full boxed-wine package and see how they react. I usually drink hard ciders.
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    7 years ago
    When a club has drink prices that are dollars and cents, as opposed to just doll
    I wrote a review a week or two ago about the 19th Hole Lounge in PA that charges $X.50 for drinks and they don't give you the 50 cents back. It is an automatic tip to the bar tender.
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    7 years ago
    lolruned
    Your Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
    How common is it to be licked by a stripper during a LD?
    It happens to me from time to time, usually the ears which is a major turn on. Sometimes the dick directly or over the pants. Not as often are my cheeks.
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    7 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Rate this one.
    7 face (lots of forehead!) and a 10 body = 8.5 average.
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    7 years ago
    Darkblue999
    Somewhere in the club
    How about rating this one 1 to 10
    Maybe a 7 for me; boobs too small and her face is attractive but nothing special.
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    7 years ago
    Darkblue999
    Somewhere in the club
    On a scale of 1 to 10
    Face at a 7, body at a 10 averages out to an 8.5.
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    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Fake body parts
    Fake lips when done to the extreme, like in a constant duck face, can turn me off, but if the girl is hot enough it can also turn me on. I have no problem with fake tits; I like them just as much as naturals. I'm not sure I have ever experiences or definitively spotted a fake ass.
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    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    On a scale of 1-10......
    She's a 10 on my scale.
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    7 years ago
    cnyknight
    New York
    ATM ... next level stupidity from a club
    I have a Charles Schwab checking account as a secondary checking account that reimburses me 100% of all ATM fees at the end of each month. It is what I use when at any SC, when abroad or if I can't find a Wachovia ATM.
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    7 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    Clapping
    Never saw this occur in a club
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    7 years ago
    Hypothetical situation
    I might run into this situation tonight. I have two very established favorites at my primary club and tonight is the first time in 2 months that they work the same shift (per their online schedule). I am specifically going to see the one as she only works M-F and this might be the last time I can see her for months due to my work schedule changing later this week. So if the other one sees and approaches me first, I'm going to have to let her down that I am not there for her tonight, but that I will catch her the next Saturday that I make it into the club. I'm preparing for a major pouty face and disappointment, but for her to be accepting of the situation...hopefully. Ideally, the one I would be not getting dances with tonight would be in the back giving LDs to someone else while I'm there and our paths wouldn't cross.
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    7 years ago
    You are given 2 options (A) $100K with no fame; (B) $1M with fame. U hafta pick
    Tough one. I am a very private person, but the $1M would get me a very nice house which I would like over my current house. The fame may leave me open to blackmail or hustling by close by extras dancers though. One could argue with all that money, one could just fly to Europe, Cancun or Tijuana for long weekends to get their jollies. $1M after taxes isn't nearly enough these days to quit your job though, so the $1M just makes normal life easier at the cost of potential headaches at getting extras. I think I would still chose the $1M option.
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    7 years ago
    Mileage Math: DFK > FIV?
    I chose DFK because it is rarer and more intimate. I'm fortunate that my primary club has several girls that like to do it (some much more than others).
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    7 years ago
    Mileage Math: DFK > FIV?
    DFK>FIV. However, my CF is my CF because she not only allows both but encourages both. I took her back for 10 dances last night. The entire first dance was just us making out DFK in a standing position while my hands roamed her body. Once we sit on the couch, she instantly lathers herself up with lube and I pretty much FIV her while DFKing for the next 6 songs. She'll give me a slow HJ during this, but the focus is on me FIVing her. It's pretty easy to tell when she gets off, which usually happens a couple of times. Last night, once we hit the start of song 8, she told me it was my turn, so the FIVing stopped and I relaxed for 3 songs to get my finish.
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    7 years ago
    Mileage Math: BBBJ > CFS?
    I'll always take a BBBJ over CFS, if I had to chose one over the other. The BBBJ feels better and when with a stripper, is cheaper than CFS too is she wants a tip.
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    7 years ago
    Too many clothes
    I don't mind gowns in a club, so long as it is super tight on the girl and LOW cut in the front.
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    7 years ago
    Too many clothes
    Two of the girls at my regular club are always super cold. One wears a full bathrobe when not on stage. The other one I've seen in football jerseys, a flannel shirt, a sweater and a jacket as she trolls for the dollar parade and LD solicitation. Both have amazing, lithe bodies too, but they should probably be working in clubs that keep the temperate above 80 degrees.
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    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Poll
    Mostly (90% plus) days.
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    7 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
    This deserves a discussion!
    Damn girl, nice ass! 10/10 would enjoy again.
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    7 years ago
    LDJunkie
    Enjoying lap dances for 15 years and counting...
    Jerking Off instead of Grinding
    I once jerked off on a strippers tits when I knew I was running out of LD money, wanted to finish and she couldn't find a good stroke stride. From reviews on here, here are, I think, 3 clubs in south Philly where guys can jerk off while watching a stripper play with herself in front of you in a VIP room, but touching the girl is not allowed once you start attending to yourself.