Comments by George123789 (page 2)

It isn’t a problem for you. If you like the club keep going. If you like her look, vibe or performance tip her. Once she recognizes you, never mention it - just treat her with respect as you would any other attractive stripper you’ve met that you want to someday fuck senseless.

As someone has already said, being drunk contributes to making stupid decisions. So I choose to stay sober but I do enjoy my Whiskey at home regularly. I have found that asking a bartender to start me with a water and then pounding it immediately as if you just walked in from a desert 🌵 set a precedent. Bartenders don’t want to deal with drunks and if drinking water so fast sort of tells them you are either a bozo or dehydrated and they will tend to gladly keep a person supplied with water for a simple $1 tip. Staying sober is also greatly appreciated by the dancers. I recently took one for a lap dance and realized she was really getting into grinding on me - just kept up with the vibe until she was finished. She had slapped a big lip lock on my si she could remove my tonsils - that was fun. She looked at me with a goofy look and said thanks! Obviously my response was a chillin my pleasure. I paid for the dances and later in the evening she came over, sat with me and asked me for a lap dance - I had to admit to her that I didn’t have sufficient funds ($30/dance). She laughed and informed me she was asking me! Turns out I did four lap dances with her and she paid me $20/total so I could pay the bouncer. She was fun and we will see one another again I hope. I was able to keep my wits around me because I was sober, didn’t say anything that messed it up and was able to act very gracious and uptown. Sober also helps greatly when you are picked off by a deputy as you head home and you know flat out how the breathalyzer will come out.

Happy you enjoyed yourself. Back a few years there were probably 5-7 different peep show ops in that area.

Be on the lookout for. Naughty amps. Some clues: they advertise on Skip the Games, have a low number of reviews on run maps, advertise table showers and the technicians wear clothes they can easily strip out of. I went to one recently on Madison where after sending me to the showers I went back into the room to find the technician totally nude - set the tone for sure. Good massage, msog, daty, dato, bbbj, cim and cfs. Cost =$180/hr. Drawback was technician was 40 yo with a beautiful body. But, I prefer 20ish spinners. Another place in Madison no showers, very formal massage spa approach = disrobe and lay on table (low bed platform). I didn’t drape and was scolded as technician draped me. Rubbed her legs but when I rubbed her cute little butt my hand was firmly placed back on the table so I whimpered. Great massage however. Towards end of back rub she began dragging her fingers across my asshole and ball sack. So I spread and raised my hips off the table. She continued till I was good and hard. On the flip she let the drape fall to the floor. Full front massage and dick/ball tease. Even some sexy questions like how long since you last cum? You like young girls? Then she put my hand on my hard dock and gestures for me to wank myself - I refused and put her hand on it. We negotiated a bit and I got a hj for a good price. She gasped as I popped and sent a dollop into the air. She cleaned me up nicely and babies me out the door. At the door she begged me to not tell anyone or write on Internet - so I didn’t put anything in rubmaps. Went to another place in Illinois - technician was in a short dress, took me back, asked me to undress and lay on table. I laid down with a full erection pointing up and no drape. She walked in laughed, stroked me and cupped my ballsack. Told me the menu and fucked my brains out after the table shower - it was rushed however. Went to another place in Illinois that had all the indicators and I got an absolutely vanilla massage even though I walked down the hall to the table shower wearing only a smile. It was a good massage however. I plan to go back to the hj place soon to see if things can improve. I think it comes down to exploring and testing and building their trust that you are not leo

Reverend- Great story! You are a trusty gifted writer and I enjoy your stories greatly. You are so right that once in a while something happens in this hobby that rocks our world. As you have said it is always best to enjoy, remember and keep ones feet planted in reality.

R u serious? A stripper with an ankle monitor? That is beyond funny - what did she get busted for?

Jeepers that hj was costly! The 27 yo massage girl was happy with $60 and that included the 1 hr massage

I met a beautiful dancer this weekend who let my hands wander everywhere except her pussy when we were doing a lap dance surprise me — during the second dance she whispers in my ear in a very sexy voice “please slap my butt - I’m horny”. So i gave her but a good crack and she melted! After acouple more she stuck her tongue down my throat and moved my hand to her pussy where I slowly insert two fingers. She ground off at least one climax. We finished and she apologized for taking advantage of me - I sort of laughed and said I had fun too.

When I was there they were quoting $500/hr for the bedroom. Just too rich with no sure return on investment.

The worst to date was when I was in vip with a cutie and we ended up in a 69. I felt her legs sort of tense up so I removed my tongue from her pussy and looked back to see the biggest black bouncer smiling at me. We disengaged sheepishly and sort of exited. But, as we did, he asked me if I had her number - I could only smile and give him a thumbs up

Gawker-omfg! You’re a hero

Yeppo!

M55- The GH is an unparalleled experience that far surpasses the sketchiness of an AMP. An AMP is all about separation of you from your cash and out the door with you as fast as possible. The GH has set rates - no upsell - beautiful women - the lights are actually on - nice clean shower - English speaking - stays engaged with you the entire time - multiple activities

Whatever floats their boat

I come across acouple stunners in Northern WI. Best part is that beautiful all over bronze skin tone and fewer rules. 

Pretty pics! Love that butt

Don’t bother wearing the stupid sports bra - just let those tits see sunshine and enjoy the bounce. Don’t bother wearing a thong under the skirt - flash pussy as often as you can. Your pussy will enjoy the fresh air and attention - warning: you might catch the infamous wet pussy syndrome.

I once had the experience of an unattractive dancer thinking I was an easy Mark because my food arrived. I did a two step - when she sat down, I stood up making a show of moving all the packable meal accessories to my cargo pockets, picked up my plate of food/drink and walked to the side of the club. Once there I reset my “camp”. This dancer was particularly stupid besides being flabbier than hell and yes, fellow mongers she followed me to my new camp. By now I was really getting looks/snickers from staff, dancers and other mongers. So, I just looked at her and said in a loud voice during a dancer transition- I am not interested - leave me the hell alone now and forever. Yep, she got huffy and stomped off. But my food was still hot and I enjoyed my meal. Really set the tone for every time I go to this club now - every single dancer stands, greets me and asks permission to join me —- funnier than hell!! But, it lets me control who has my time and yes, I have politely declined dancers since then.

I have been blessed and honored by beautiful young girls with their phenomenal female talents a few times the past years. And that’s how I look at it - the pretty girl is doing me the honor of using their bodies/talents for my carnal pleasures. Therefore, I never say anything to anyone at any time other than what I share with my mongering cohorts on this esteemed venue. I do go into clubs both near and far from home and I work hard to present a disarmingly adorable persona who does have cash to spend. I have had unknown dancers sit with me and wiggle around until she is in my lap and stick shifting me. I always play innocent or horribly horny. More times than not, I am offered fun things both inside and outside the club. I have been told by dancers that it is known that I play to wit I play even more innocent but they know details! Throws me for a loop every time. But I admit nothing and deny everything. My strategy seems to work! And I’m staying with it till something goes sideways or a better idea comes up.

That is so funny that there is even laughter in the rear view mirror

Take care of your talleywacker! It’s the only one you’ve got dude.

What the Reverend said too.

Now that is worth the time!

Kind of useless..... Not showing titties, butt or pussy.

Whatever you do, keep it simple and away from the strip club. A number of years ago a buddy was going through a divorce and another friend arranged a strip club visit like the bachelor party you described. The only problem was when the dancers took him on stage to mess with him he was so aroused he blew his nut all over the front of his boxers and started weeping. That brought a new meaning to awkward. The dancers were very cruel because the fool who had arranged the event told them the reason. Seriously think about taking him to dinner and then the pool hall or a ball game. The ball game might remind him of happier days.