CJ's whining about kicking the indigenous people off of our land made me curious. Are there any club areas with concentrations of Native American dancers? it's something I've always been curious about.
Here’s an abbreviated version of one of my favorite NA jokes
A guy gets on an airplane and finds his seat assignment is next to a beautiful woman. She is reading a book titled "Sexual Statistics".
"Thats a very interesting book", he says.
"Yes", she replies. "Did you know that American Indians have the longest organs in the world, and the Polish have the biggest circumference? By the way, my name is Linda Stone."
"Pleased to meet you", he says. "My name is Tonto Kowalski".
There doesn't seem to be too many pure-bread NAs in total for them to be found/stand-out in clubs - many of them seem mixed with other races over many decades to where they look like a typical dancer would vs looking very different
I've seen two or three. We had a lot of Native Peoples in Ontario when I was growing up. We lived on the border of the Mohawk reservation (a Mohawk corn field was literally across the street from us. Our neighbors immediately across from us, as well as two houses up from them were Mohawk (their teenage daughter would have been beautiful as a dancer!). A lot of Mohawks chose to live off of the Reserve. One family that I was close to produced a Provincial judge; the daughters had successful careers as well, and frankly, both of them could have killed it as dancers!
Seeing that only ~ 2% of US population is Native American (and a bit over half of that is mixed race/ethnic), the pickings are rather slim. My experience with Native American dancers have been more positive on a percentage basis when compared with most other groups. I've met Cherokee, Chippewa, Erie, and Seminole. Waffle, please LMK if you decide to come to Tampa for the winter.
There were several who danced in Ohio a few years ago that were native part native American. One went by the name Cherokee, because it sounded better than her actual tribe. At the same time she danced there was also a part Asian Indian / German dancer at the club named Pocahontas. Cherokee used to laugh whenever Pocahontas was called to stage because the stupid club thought when the dancer said she was Indian, she was Native American, and she looked a bit like the cartoon character.
I also knew another Native American at a different club who used to dance by the name Brooklyn, but when she switched to another club they changed her name to Sofia, because the club thought she looked Italian.
Like minnow, the percentage of good dances from Native American dancers has been higher than most other ethnic groups.
Met a girl in of all places Mons Venus that claimed to be and looked 75% Seminole (lots of puns to be had there!) She was also the first girl at Mons that ever offered me takeout. This was maybe 15 years ago. Probably not working there any more.
I saw one in Cheyenne, Wyoming a couple weeks ago. She was good looking, but would have been super hot if she didn't have a kid so young. She even had a dream catcher hanging on her rearview mirror.
Most people who identify as Native American have mixed ancestry nowadays due to mixing with whites and other groups. There are still some of 100% Native American ancestry, but you are most likely to find them on the reservations. For tribes with casinos, you typically need to be anywhere from 1/16 to 1/4 Indian blood to get a payout. That right there shows you how much the Native Americans have mixed with the wasicu over the generations.
Last fall at Desire in Baltimore there was a smoking hot dancer whose name escapes me. She had a large dream catcher tat on her upper leg. My guess, from her skin tone and the tat, was that she was at least part NA.
in hong kong club there’s a girl with a small Dreamcatcher tattoo on her arm. i’m gonna guess it’s just because she likes it. (however most Mexicans have some Indian in them).
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Side note, NA dancers can make it rain on their own. Yuk yuk.
When he returned, he asked the chief how he could use his skills in service to the tribe
"Well," said the chief, "our meeting hall restrooms could use some lights."
And thus, the young electrician became the first native American to wire a head for a reservation.......
I would be all for doing a rain dance... Stage rain, that is.
Also, get off my yard. :)
A guy gets on an airplane and finds his seat assignment is next to a beautiful woman. She is reading a book titled "Sexual Statistics".
"Thats a very interesting book", he says.
"Yes", she replies. "Did you know that American Indians have the longest organs in the world, and the Polish have the biggest circumference? By the way, my name is Linda Stone."
"Pleased to meet you", he says. "My name is Tonto Kowalski".
Why is CJ Kent always wining in the first place?
I imagine South Dakota might have some.
@twentyfive Igloo dances are a chumps game.
Waffle, please LMK if you decide to come to Tampa for the winter.
I also knew another Native American at a different club who used to dance by the name Brooklyn, but when she switched to another club they changed her name to Sofia, because the club thought she looked Italian.
Like minnow, the percentage of good dances from Native American dancers has been higher than most other ethnic groups.
Most people who identify as Native American have mixed ancestry nowadays due to mixing with whites and other groups. There are still some of 100% Native American ancestry, but you are most likely to find them on the reservations. For tribes with casinos, you typically need to be anywhere from 1/16 to 1/4 Indian blood to get a payout. That right there shows you how much the Native Americans have mixed with the wasicu over the generations.