Where do we find Native American strippers?

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rickdugan
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CJ's whining about kicking the indigenous people off of our land made me curious. Are there any club areas with concentrations of Native American dancers? it's something I've always been curious about.

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Warrior15
6 years ago
I'm thinking OK City is going to have it's share. Most of the eastern side of the state is reservations.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Ask flagooner he seems to be into Eskimo women, maybe in Alaska;)
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Icey
6 years ago
Ive seen a few really hot eskimos. Native strippers would probably be common in rural Nevada, Montana... maybe New Mexico
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
New Mexico has them. TDs North has it's share of Hispanic and Native American strippers including mixes of the two.

Side note, NA dancers can make it rain on their own. Yuk yuk.
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jackslash
6 years ago
I got some dances from a native American stripper, but she had too many reservations.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
She was probably red faced by it all too.
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bubba267
6 years ago
You all are completely off the reservation with those insensitive jokes.
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bubba267
6 years ago
You all are completely off the reservation with those insensitive jokes.
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Did you hear about the Native American who joined the Navy and served with the SeeBees, learning to be an electrician?

When he returned, he asked the chief how he could use his skills in service to the tribe

"Well," said the chief, "our meeting hall restrooms could use some lights."

And thus, the young electrician became the first native American to wire a head for a reservation.......
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Muddy
6 years ago
Yes I’ve seen them. Usually the stripper name Pocahontas is a dead giveaway.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
Whenever I ask a NA stripper for a lapdance she just kept asking "how".
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
I asked her to show me some skin and she gave me a buffalo hide.
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wiffle shwaffle
6 years ago
I'm Cherokee Indian. I don't believe we congregate or anything to twerk together, and if we do, I haven't been invited.

I would be all for doing a rain dance... Stage rain, that is.

Also, get off my yard. :)
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ Pokeahotass
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Here’s an abbreviated version of one of my favorite NA jokes

A guy gets on an airplane and finds his seat assignment is next to a beautiful woman. She is reading a book titled "Sexual Statistics".

"Thats a very interesting book", he says.

"Yes", she replies. "Did you know that American Indians have the longest organs in the world, and the Polish have the biggest circumference? By the way, my name is Linda Stone."

"Pleased to meet you", he says. "My name is Tonto Kowalski".
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
Waffle gives me a big teepee.
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
There doesn't seem to be too many pure-bread NAs in total for them to be found/stand-out in clubs - many of them seem mixed with other races over many decades to where they look like a typical dancer would vs looking very different
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FishHawk
6 years ago
I’ve been to a few clubs in Alaska. There always is a few Native Alaskans dancing.
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shadowcat
6 years ago
I've run into part Cherokee dancers at Platinum Plus in Columbia SC and at Follies.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@FishHawk do those Eskimo strippers offer EKing (Eskimo kissing) in the front room? Asking for a friend.
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MackTruck
6 years ago
I am on your lawn Waffle! What you gonna do?
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
This country was stolen fair and square.
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MackTruck
6 years ago
^^^ jk

Why is CJ Kent always wining in the first place?
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
I've seen two or three. We had a lot of Native Peoples in Ontario when I was growing up. We lived on the border of the Mohawk reservation (a Mohawk corn field was literally across the street from us. Our neighbors immediately across from us, as well as two houses up from them were Mohawk (their teenage daughter would have been beautiful as a dancer!). A lot of Mohawks chose to live off of the Reserve. One family that I was close to produced a Provincial judge; the daughters had successful careers as well, and frankly, both of them could have killed it as dancers!
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DandyDan
6 years ago
I knew one once who was registered with the Kickapoo tribe in Kansas. One of the more beautiful dancers I have met, but only saw her 3 or 4 times.

I imagine South Dakota might have some.
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Jascoi
6 years ago
The first girl I did a VIP with was a gorgeous Cherokee mix.
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Jascoi
6 years ago
she was in las vegas. moved there from southern cali when she was seventeen.
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MackTruck
6 years ago
There are a lot of American Indians in Oklahoma and New Mexico. You will probably find some there
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FishHawk
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot. I heard one say take mt to the back room for the full Alaska Experience.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
@FH reverse cowgirl in an igloo will freeze your ass. ;)
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@FishHawk my friend tells me that front room EKing is the gateway to the full Alaska Experience. It gets those Eskimo strippers off script.

@twentyfive Igloo dances are a chumps game.
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minnow
6 years ago
Seeing that only ~ 2% of US population is Native American (and a bit over half of that is mixed race/ethnic), the pickings are rather slim. My experience with Native American dancers have been more positive on a percentage basis when compared with most other groups. I've met Cherokee, Chippewa, Erie, and Seminole.
Waffle, please LMK if you decide to come to Tampa for the winter.
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rl27
6 years ago
There were several who danced in Ohio a few years ago that were native part native American. One went by the name Cherokee, because it sounded better than her actual tribe. At the same time she danced there was also a part Asian Indian / German dancer at the club named Pocahontas. Cherokee used to laugh whenever Pocahontas was called to stage because the stupid club thought when the dancer said she was Indian, she was Native American, and she looked a bit like the cartoon character.

I also knew another Native American at a different club who used to dance by the name Brooklyn, but when she switched to another club they changed her name to Sofia, because the club thought she looked Italian.

Like minnow, the percentage of good dances from Native American dancers has been higher than most other ethnic groups.
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goldmongerATL
6 years ago
Met a girl in of all places Mons Venus that claimed to be and looked 75% Seminole (lots of puns to be had there!) She was also the first girl at Mons that ever offered me takeout. This was maybe 15 years ago. Probably not working there any more.
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sinclair
6 years ago
I saw one in Cheyenne, Wyoming a couple weeks ago. She was good looking, but would have been super hot if she didn't have a kid so young. She even had a dream catcher hanging on her rearview mirror.

Most people who identify as Native American have mixed ancestry nowadays due to mixing with whites and other groups. There are still some of 100% Native American ancestry, but you are most likely to find them on the reservations. For tribes with casinos, you typically need to be anywhere from 1/16 to 1/4 Indian blood to get a payout. That right there shows you how much the Native Americans have mixed with the wasicu over the generations.
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trpterp
6 years ago
Last fall at Desire in Baltimore there was a smoking hot dancer whose name escapes me.  She had a large dream catcher tat on her upper leg.  My guess, from her skin tone and the tat, was that she was at least part NA.  
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Jascoi
6 years ago
in hong kong club there’s a girl with a small Dreamcatcher tattoo on her arm.  i’m gonna guess it’s just because she likes it.  (however most Mexicans have some Indian in them).
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flagooner
6 years ago
They have Naive American strippers at most clubs.
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flagooner
6 years ago
There's a stripper at IR that uses Elizabeth Warren as her stage name. Does that count?
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twentyfive
6 years ago
In pompano there’s an Indian girl goes by the name Bocahantas
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rickdugan
6 years ago
Thanks for the feedback boys, including the humor. ;)
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
I met one with the stage name "Trail Of Tears" - she got a lot of sympathy tips.
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Oklahoma has native American girls dancing. I mean like legit ones not the white and black girls claiming native so they can sound special lmao.
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George123789
6 years ago
I come across acouple stunners in Northern WI. Best part is that beautiful all over bronze skin tone and fewer rules. 
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Icey
6 years ago
ethnic slurs masked as humor on TUSCL....wow
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