discussion comment
4 years ago
Like you said in your post. It happens once in a while.
Once long ago, I was with a regular who knew I was good for four dances in a row really got going. Usually I got some ass grabbing, titty sucking. But this time when she started French kissing me I started playing with her asshole inside her bottoms.
Well she just about went into orbit and somehow starting rubbing her fun parts on my bulge. She was showing all the organism signs - which all can be faked so I just had fun.
Before I knew it she had squirted cum on me. As she calmed down I asked her if she’d peed on me. She laughed and told me that I’d made her cum so hard shed squirted.
She left and came back with a dry bar towel to try to clean me up - I smelled it and it was not urine.
So I does happen sometimes.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Turn offs-
-attitude!!
-smoker stench
-poor hygiene
-not shaving their pussy!
++I knew a dancer who was cute and fun as hell! One night last summer in. Nude establishment she started complaining that she wasn’t making good tips. I just looked at her and said “flossing is not fun”. She gasped and quickly left for the dressing room. Next set she was smooth and totally bare. I tipped her and asked for a nude lapper. After acouple she went off to make the rounds - came back quite a while later smiling from ear to ear. Told me I was right.
discussion comment
5 years ago
If you’d be interested talk with her about exhibition sex. Something like you sitting in a strip club on amateur night with her going bare ass nude for the competition and then taking you into cop and fucking your brains out. Or her working as a waitress in a strip club dressing in sexy lingerie and waiting tables until you come in and she takes you to the lap dance area to fuck.
Use your imagination!
Better yet, ask her what her wildest sexual fantasy is that could involve her. If her description gets you hard then go for it!
discussion comment
5 years ago
I was in a club getting a nude couch dance and this young AA dancer was rubbing me to a damned good woody. I started groaning a bit and before I knew it she unzipped me and slid me right in her dripping pussy. It only took several strokes before I blew my load-dismounted zipped me up and took my hotel key from my pocket junk on the floor handed me my sharpie and told me to write my room number on the card. It was literally the end of the night and an hour later we were going at it in my hotel
discussion comment
5 years ago
It was the winter of 1986 when I discovered extras. I was a frequent visitor to a roadhouse topless strip club. After a number of long cold nights alone I ventured in for some company. The talent was always hired for the week and usually young with nice bodies. Mileage in the club was limited.
I quickly fell in lust with a blonde with a perfect body and small nipples. Every time she was on stage I was up on sniffers row tipping and making appreciative comments about her body. Finally as the night closed she put a leg on each shoulder and scooted her pussy up close to my face. She drove me nutty for a bit and then moved on.
After she got off stage she came and sat with me asking me if I liked the view - I quickly said it was the most beautiful view of girlhood I had ever encountered. She asked me to take her out for breakfast after the bar closed and to spend the night. My heart skipped multiple beats resulting in me nearly blabbering.
We went out for breakfast like boyfriend and girlfriend even holding hands. She directed me to her motel and took me in like her boyfriend. In the room we made out and I watched as she stripped down to take a shower and she didn’t protest when I joined her. After I washed all her special spots she washed mine and got me hard. We dried off and hopped in bed - she put a cover on me and fucked my brains out. We slept a bit and I woke up to her sucking my dick so she fucked me again. About 5am she woke me up yet again and told me I had to go home so I could make it to work on time.
Being a fool I asked about playing again and she informed me that I had gotten a freebie because I was sweet to her, she was lonely, she was horney and didn’t want to be alone again but next time I would have to pay and couldn’t stay the night. I stammered some more and wandered out in a cloud.
For some stupid reason I didn’t go back until later in the week and yes, I asked for another romp - she ok’d it and she fucked my brains out again minus the passion for $100 and sent me out the door. As I sat in the parking lot I saw another much older guy knock on her motel door and she answered the door wearing a smile.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Many years ago I was in Dallas at the club that had two sides - one die was topless and the other was nude with sortnof a courtyard between.
I came across a really beautiful brunette with luscious titties and an ass to die for just chillin between giving lap dances at the high back chairs. I waited for her to on stage only to learn from a waitress that she didn’t go on stage because the last time she did she fell off the damn stage. The waitress said that management had suspended her for a week for being too drunk and that they were only letting her work the floor for another week to prove she could handle her liquor. I had seen stage sets net dancers $50+ for a three dance set.
Yes I got a couple dances from her - yes she was liquored up pretty well and most importantly she gave a very hands on the tallywacker dance.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I can only imagine the focus it takes for a pretty girl to strut her stuff around in stripper heels. Breaking an ankle has to be a constant fear.
I much prefer to see a dancer barefoot (no foot fetish here) because I know she will be more comfortable and able to focus on strutting her pretty stuff for me to enjoy.
As far as dancers being short - I really don’t care as long as her girl parts are pretty and she has a fun vibe.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Hurrah!
You’re back and hilarious!
Now my days will start again because I have a reason to get out of bed!
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
A long time ago when I began mongering I ran into a manager from work at a small roadside strip club about 15 miles out of town. He simply nodded my way and ignored me - being reasonably smart I did the same thing.
Frankly I was sort of shocked because he was personable, married (his wife worked within the organization), admires, a sort of go to guy reputation throughout the organization and had HS daughters who were cheerleaders, popular, in sports and very easy on the eyes.
Here he was in a strip club with a young woman’s ankles behind his head as he tipped her on sniffers row. A definite WTF for a young guy acouple years into the job.
A couple weeks later he stops by my Office and chats about a project I’m working on only to close the conversation with....... saw you a while back at X Club - if you like strip bars go out of town - don’t go in town - never talk about who you see doing whatever because they will do the same for you - stay away from the young dancers because a lot of girls from the high school end up there when they turn 18 (the bar puts a pink band on their wrist so they’re not served alcohol) - he smiled shook my hand and walked out.
I followed that guidance throughout my mongering days and focused on the mid/late 20’s. Really a lot more fun and much less drama.
review comment
5 years ago
Awesome review - you detailed many operational details u was getting ready for.
review comment
5 years ago
Yeppo. Not a particularly fun place.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Doggy!
Eyes Open!
Bent over or face down/ass up
Slow long strokes
Growl like a tiger when I pop
Natural!
Cut? Fuck no! I’m a lover of wet pussy and perky nipples
discussion comment
5 years ago
I like “Code Monkey’s” response a lot. Keeping track of dancers stage names has always been a pain in the butt for me since I’ve gotten progressively more and more deaf. I’m only 59yo, but service related experiences took a toll.
Now as a coping mechanism I have a couple cute names I use regularly when I meet dancers. I’ll usually start the convo with, “Hi Lust Muffin!” “I’m a horny old man”. Usually makes them laugh and I can follow up raving about how pretty they are, their great stage show, cute costume that drives me crazy or just how fucking hot they are and how i would love to pleasure their girly parts. If they laugh and carry it on I know I’ve got a winner if not I know she’s crabby and to disengage ASAP. Last time I was in a club, I played this game only to have a really cute 19yo stripper sit in my lap, guide my hand to her love nub and cover my arm up with her extra costume part as I fingered her until I had a wet spot on my leg that I’m pretty sure wasn’t pee because she was showing signs of enjoying my antics.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I like to wear a smile - gets great reviews from the dancers.
Otherwise light weight chinos and Carhardt button down shirts
discussion comment
5 years ago
It varies by the club, experience level of the dancer, and your rep in the club. Clubs range from bikini always to full nude across the border with some AMPs and body rubs added to the mix.
review comment
5 years ago
Good for you. Sometimes calling their bluff really pays off when they realize you’re thinking with your big head.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Currently playing with a 29yo dancer who has a 14yo daughter. That makes it a 30 year difference. We started playing itc a little and then she asked if I wanted to go further - hell yes was my answer.
Her idea was to play at her apt so there would be no blow back on me because I stay in corporate sponsored condo after we played once at the condo. Much to my surprise she had me set up with all my fav bathroom gear and fav whiskey on my first play date.
Her daughter usually does sleep overs when I’m around.
review comment
5 years ago
I have to echo Anonymous Jim’s comment - there are a couple gems but you have to be prepared to take a pass if the line up doesn’t turn your crank. I have done so with no pushback or rude comments from the girls. I have also called in asking who was working at times and that is another strategy.
If you have to take a pass there are always the Madison AMPs to explore too.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Oh my flipping goodness! “I’ve had my pussy rebuilt twice!” How in the world did you keep a straight face after that comment.
Can you imagine the traffic it must see to require it to be rebuilt two times? I would also think it would be an uncomfortable experience for her and she would be more selective about what she put in there so as to get more mileage.
A scary thought......... could it because of her purposely seeking out partners with very thick and/or long dicks? The visuals are just freaking me out - I don’t think I contributed to her need for rebuilding but I’m now keeping my mouth shut.
discussion comment
5 years ago
King - you are right.
Many years ago I was a regular at a club that had young white traveling dancers regularly who stayed at a no tell motel acouple blocks away. Even better they danced from 3.30-7.00 and had a dinner break till 8.30. The cuter ones regularly set up 2-4 dates during their meal break. Great way to get laid at a reasonable price ($100=bbbj, daty, fiv,cfs) as long as you were first batter it was really fun. Great chance for the girls to make bank too.
One week there was a full blown 9.75 dancer visiting - drop dead beautiful, unbelievable body, great vibe and friendly too. Yes, she was busier than hell - she was charging the same rate as the other girls who were 7ups. By Wednesday she was seeing guys during the dinner break, after bar close and before bar open - I remember her saying she was making $1k a day outside-yep fucking 10 guys a day and dancing too. I have to admit I banged her three times that week - I was early in the rotation once and the others she literally would open the motel door scoot the last batter out and wave to whoever was sitting in the picnic area by the pool. By the time I walked over she had pulled her panties on and was waiting topless to start.
Her beautiful body and sexy vibe was overwhelming the concept that she was fucking like an enslaved whore until I went to the restroom seeing a trash can over flowing with used condoms, condom wrappers, a big box of condoms and a pile of towels stained with spunk. It was sort of gross and the last time she was no where near being tight - I couldn’t pop my nut till she gave me my first Greek experience-that hole wasn’t particularly tight either but one hell of an experience.
review comment
5 years ago
Good for you. Miracles happen once in a while and it’s great to ride through one like you did.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Hurley WI pretty much hops and bounces from mid Nov through mid March. There are four /five clubs on silver street. I have personally seen dancers fill a crown royal to over flowing after one stage set and other times I have gone in and the club is deader than a corpse and six dancers are sitting around all night.
There are no house fees, $5 per lap dance to the club, no djs and little or no tip out.
PM me if you want more info. I’ll be there again this weekend.
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5 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
Good discussion. I am usually pretty regular and such business is taken care of before morning shower so I start the day out with clean pipes.
But there are times when “shit happens” and a person has that just shat funk. I really don’t like going to the sc with that funk smell.
When this happens i usually try to clean things up at the office because I wouldn’t expect any cutie to be near me with such a funk smell.
Quite awhile ago I was in a sc after a full day working on a pergola for a client - I was sweaty and dirty only to see an awfully cute spinner making the wanna dance rounds. Her mappers were pretty high mileage too. She went right past me b/c of my look so I found a bouncer I knew, got my gym bag and cleaned up and changed in the bathroom. The troll helped me out with deodorant and cologne. Hot spinner delivered some awesome dances too. Afterwards she thanked me for cleaning up too.
Now I always have a gym bag with me and I carry/use Dude Wiles for those funky body parts.