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I prefer to be shaved from the neck down but I’m too lazy to maintain it year-round.

This chain is regional to the Carolinas and Northern and Central California, but Sourdough & Co. has very good sandwiches and soups. The only bread option is sourdough though. Jimmy John’s is pretty decent, especially if you get the vinaigrette on the sub sandwich.

I have a friend who used to work at casinos and he said the valets and longtime staff usually know who the working girls are. If you can, you could try making a friend out of an employee and he might be able to direct you to the right females. Another tip, and this is more of a crapshoot, is looking for women who are dressed provocatively but keep to themselves. Someone who isn’t part of a group, isn’t gambling, and doesn’t seem to be there with a boyfriend or husband. I would warn you though that if you approach the wrong woman this could backfire on you.

She is more my type, but I dislike her thighs and the shape of her hips. A lady that slim looks best with a thigh gap. Initially I wanted to give her an 8/10, but after further review I will give her a rating of a strong 7/10.

She is attractive but not stunning. I rate her a 7/10.

She is attractive but not stunning. I rate her a 7/10 and would get a dance if she is the best looking girl at the club that night.

juicebox69 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

@ Wanabefrank Thank you for the compliment but I beg to differ. I tend to have a "more is always better" approach to my reviews, but I think the majority of guys will be happy knowing who you had sex with, how the sex was, and how much it cost. Is this your first visit? If it is I'm telling you now that the videos and photos online only capture a fraction of the real experience. Just don't make the mistake I did and make sure to settle down and let that initial rush pass through your system before picking a girl.

@ juicebox69 Thank you for the recommendation, and I eagerly look forward to reading your thread. Best of luck with your future poker endeavors.

@ Wanabefrank Have fun and leave a detailed review!

@ Warrenboy75 Thank you for the advice. My co-worker recommends Motley Fool as a resource. It seems like it's really popular, and it says following their stock tips has helped him quite a bit. @ san_jose_guy Thank you for the book recommendation. I haven't been given this many reading assignments since I was in high school.

He couldn't escape the hood. Sad.

@ Pussylicker2 Interesting idea. I saw a couple videos where a guy would dumpster dive next to Gamestops and he would find used games and accessories that he could flip on Craigslist and eBay for a couple dollars each. How much money could I expect to earn if I did this?

@ shailynn I found two nickels underneath my car mat. Thanks for the tip!

Not unattractive, but far too Thicc and Primitive for me. I prefer slimmer, more civilized women.

Too musclebound and low body fat for me, though she still retains her femininity much better compared to other serious female weightlifters.

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Yes, and I had to suffer some utter bullshit because of it. One time I was driving down the road when a car rear ended me going about 55 mph. We pulled over and I got out to see who it was. Out stepped an attractive redhead with her young daughter. We exchanged insurance information when a cop car driving by did a U-Turn and pulled up behind her car. The cop got out, a portly man who looked to be in his 40s, and made an immediate beeline for the female driver. He asked her if she was alright and if her daughter needed to be taken to the hospital. He even called an ambulance to check on the daughter and to make sure they were OK. He talked intently to the woman for a few minutes, assuring her and patting her on the arms and shoulders. I was standing a mere few feet away but I might as well have been invisible. Once the ambulance arrived and the paramedics got out to inspect the child the cop drew himself up to his maximum height--all five feet six inches--and sauntered over to me with a frown and "Dog the Bounty Hunter"-style sunglasses planted on his face. He asked me to walk over with him to my car. I followed his orders and was respectful and polite the entire time. I addressed him as "Sir" and "Officer" and made sure to keep my hands visible and by my sides as a sign of respect for his authority. He then walked right up to me--our dicks could have touched--and craned his neck back to look up at my face before sternly telling me that I was to get in my car, drive home, and NOT report this to my insurance company. I couldn't fucking believe it. Thinking back on it now still makes my blood boil. When he said that to me I honestly understood how Trayvon Martin could have felt. I pleaded with him that I was faultless for the accident, but he cut me off and told me that people like me were the type to file frivolous lawsuits. He then turned around and walked back to his vehicle. Mind you, I don't think the female driver put him to this. I think he did it because it made him feel like a knight in shining armor. By this time the ambulance had left and he smiled and wished the woman and her daughter a good day as they got into their car and drove off. I followed him to his vehicle, leaned through the open window, and asked him for his badge number. He told me he didn't have to tell me. I asked him again to tell me his badge number. He mumbled a string of numbers then drove off at full speed. I didn't report him because I thought the numbers were probably fake, but looking back I should have done something. Long story short, I reported the accident to my insurance company and got my rear bumper replaced. I don't know why the cop made a big deal out of it. I've learned since then that it's best not to get too close to really moralistic people who view the world as a Manichean struggle between Good and Evil. Those are the type of people who will fuck you over and justify it because in their mind the world is a stage and they are the Hero.

@ juicebox69 Congratulations on your winnings. It must have been a thrill. How did you get into poker and what resources do you recommend? There is so much information online but it’s hard to parse between what’s legitimate and what’s outdated or incorrect information.

My Colombian co-worker, who is full of interesting stories and factoids, says it has gotten so bad in Colombia that parents are buying butt implants as graduation gifts for their teen daughters.

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gawker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow0JanWpG8M jackslash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfvftHITZPs @ TFP Ha ha! Very appropriate.

Any updates? This is more exciting than anything I could watch on TV.

I'm really liking the responses that have been generated by the thread. Lots of solid tips and ideas, and not just for myself but for other readers as well. @ Cashman1234 Thank you for the encouragement. Fidelity has articles and videos on their site about investing and saving money. I might make an appointment with an advisor at least once so I can set up an account and see if my employer will match any contributions. @ Warrenboy75 @ Papi_Chulo @HungryGiraffe @taxi_driver Thank you for the recommendations for resources. @san_jose_guy I see Robert Kiyosaki has written several books. Which one would you consider his best work?