bonding atf/sb out of jail

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• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  someone just sent me this.... [view link]
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  Bailing girls outta jail and u got a wife? I mean, even just conventional cheating on spouse is wow 2 me. Legit craziest shit i read all day..dayum
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  I just hate cheaters(irregardless of relationshiop like if just bf/gf AND gender) #sorrynotsorry # just keep it real (:
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  Regardles of**
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  Gee willikers... who would have predicted that this would end with a billowing mushroom cloud?
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  you're doing it wrong. you're supposed to be the one getting them high and she's supposed to be paying your bail and shit
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  She sounds like a lovely young woman. How did you get caught spending a mere $180? Seems like that should have been pretty easy to hide.
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  Wife and I did yard work all weekend. Took a swim in the pool and had a few cocktails Sunday. Mind blowing sex and then Omaha Steaks on the grill. I must be missing out.....
• Bbybunny

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  6 years ago

  So her ex was normal and sane until she gave him the voodoo puss and she has you bailing her out if jail and contemplating leaving your wife... goals.
• Uprightcitizen

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  6 years ago

  Max sorry it came to that. Was ex pissed since he posted bond or something and you got off cheap with the fine? I could see that pissing him off if he was trying to do good. I assume your wife only found out after her took gfs phone and got your info and called your wife. Some missing elements here to know how this imploded but nothing is worth losing your kids over. Skibum your story lacks all the essential elements of drama we like to read about here. Oh and yes we got it, you are happy with your life choices but what's the point in rubbing it in op's face.
• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  Sorry for those that didn't know the beginning of the story...I met this dancer after my wife wasn't having sex with me for about five years and kept telling me she wanted a divorce for five years. My mistake was to go to a strip club....instead of getting the divorce. And get asked for OTC....and then dating, yes I'm an ass and wrong and all that. You got me there. After I did that, my wife decides she wants to bang me brains out every single day...I'm not too see the stripper any more and stay out of the club....This blurb was my last contact with her and an additional fuckup of paying her fine... now upright citizen the ex was pissed because she went behind his back and called me .... she was still trying to ditch him and come live with me...problem is I decided not to ditch my family I have to much invested and I do love them after all even if 5 years of little or no sex....They also put up with my shit as well....my wife actually found out about a lot of this coming directly from me...except the fine she found the receipt which was very bad because I wasn't supposed to do that and obviously I didn't tell her.
• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  I did want to post this here for those who were following it....obviously I'm an asshole for cheating instead of divorcing lesson learned....I was taking some bad advice to get laid so I wasn't worried about sex so much that it became a problem...If I had told her I wanted a divorce due to no sex, she would have probably finally realized it was important to me without me causing unnecessary pain and misery. I was fixated on the 5 years of her telling me she wanted a divorce in my mind it already happened.....another big mistake.....these women will tell you things like "I'm leaving", "you should leave", "We're done"....over and over to hurt you but not mean it...You can't always take them literally.
• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  My mother did something similar when we were kids...And I remember her saying her mother did it as well...When she was really upset she'd threaten to leave and never come back.... My wife will still say similar things to my kids once in a great while too without realizing it...very hurtful statements that aren't necessary....and myself I have told my wife similar things when I'm in great pain...I want to leave and never come back.....I'm not sure we always realize the pain such statements can cause.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  Between you and doses3000 or 2000 (whatever is name is) you Ohio guys are fucking nuts. Probably about 75% of these guys that post here are “cheating” just like you so no need to apologize. The other 25% are divorced or just too damn creepy to find even a fat ugly woman with 3 kids from 3 different guys to marry them.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Sucks to hear what happened to you when you tried to do a nice thing for your stripper. She’s toxic - and her addiction isn’t helping her (or you). Her ex has many issues too. There is little good that will come from you continuing a relationship with her. This proves one other point - that Gawker is a fucking legend! Very few can do what he does with drug addicted strippers.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  This is too much drama for me, I follow the KISS principle when dealing with retards.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Retards? Max or his imaginary stripper addict girlfriend?
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^That’s for the reader to determine.
• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  Yeah life would be simpler if she was imaginary...unfortunately shes for real for real...I also never cheated for my entire life until after being married and only being able to enjoy porn most of the time...I didn't like cheaters, I didn't understand them at all. Once I got tired of jerking off for five years, and I experienced some really great sex with someone who really paid attention and then spent time with me, as much time as I had....(all day if I wanted)...it really changed something in me. I'm not a stud, nor am I totally ugly...I could find a civilian girl if I was single...It just happened that this girl got attached to me and undoubtedly my money and things happened from there. I certainly never planned it...It was insane, exciting, and dangerous...... If i was going to make up a story, I wouldn't have been so pathetic in it...and I'd have rode off into the sunset.....But I'm not making this up....I couldn't even....Yes gawker is a legend....but I don't quite have his budget and I'm still married...He is a widower......and a bit older than me...
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  I read the post title, then I think, is this the guy I think it is? YES! SJG HK Bar Sweetie. She has what many girls lack, enough ass. And she knows that besides for the bed, high heels are also for the shower. As @n0tmyf1r5t explained, the shower is the place for anal. [view link] [view link] Another HK Bar Sweetie [view link] [view link] Lot Lizards [view link] [view link] [view link] TJ Street [view link] Lingerie [view link] [view link] [view link] Rev. William Barber: U.S. Policies on Healthcare, Poverty Are Immoral & a Threat to Democracy [view link] Jet Strip Cabaret, Lennox CA, pricey [view link] Erwin Kreyzig [view link] Analogy Simulation Environment in Python [view link] Analogy delivers simulator, redefines strategy [view link] [view link] DSPACE [view link] [view link]
• DeclineToState

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  6 years ago

  @max: "I'm not sure we always realize the pain such statements can cause." Never too late to break the chain, max. You can do it.
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  I mean ok.but i dont get why cheaters dont tell their SO what they are doing instead of stringing them [view link] i dont think their are xcuses 4 that bc that is sooo fucked up.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^confession May be good for the soul, but it’s hell on those you confess to.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Yep, before confessing or apologizing, it is best to think about who will really benefit from it.
• gawker

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  6 years ago

  I'm a widower so the circumstances are different but I did have a fine example of getting too close to a drug addicted stripper today. She asked me to take her to detox today and repeatedly told me of how seriously she was taking it this time. She needed $ so offered OTC sex for $140 ( far below normal rate). Then she asked me to wait in my car while she took off on foot for 5 minutes. Returned with a bag of dope, then to a pharmacy for new syringes. I was puzzled cuz I thought she was going to detox. So she shot up while I drove and then she took a small waterproof container, put the rest of the dope in it along with a goodly supply of benzoes and deftly inserted this in her pussy. But what of the syringes say I? She said I got it right: Butt what about the syringes? Yup. Slid two right up the ol' wazoo. Now she filled both body cavities as I drove through a very busy city, completely removing shorts and thong. More than one pickup truck swerved as we passed. Oh, apparently butane lighters are not allowed, so she put one of these where the sun don't shine , too. No wonder the addicts are so much fun.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  ^^^^^ girls using you to help enable their drug habits, your ATF and others, and being happy to dish out sex to make this happen? You using them, or they using you? Overall, I don't think it is good, and I would not deal with girls like that. SJG [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link]
• Staalbal

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  6 years ago

  You must be a special kind of PL. Getting involved with drug addicted strippers and bailing them out of prison
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Consider this, helping someone who is in need is not bad, money, food, shelter. But the line should be NO SEX until that person cleans up and gets their life together. SJG
• rh48hr

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  6 years ago

  There are plenty of lines someone can cross for me to say no thanks and walk away. Bailing a stripper out of jail would be one of them.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Call gawker. He gots experience in this regard
• Ermita_Nights

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  6 years ago

  Syringes up the butt? With the needles on them? I assume they were capped and maybe in a container, but still...
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Gawker - you simply can’t make this stuff up! Wow - Your atf is one of a kind. How can she say she’s serious about detox while filling her body cavities with drugs?
• Uprightcitizen

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  6 years ago

  LOL. Gawker casually walks into this thread and it's totally derailed with a casual "guess what happened to me today?"
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  "So I take her home...and of course, she goes back to the abusive ex...." I have been there. Strippers always go back the the abusive ex.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  Apologies for my initial post. It's easy to be flippant when online and anonymous. Even easier to be critical when looking from the outside in... I'm sorry for your troubles and I hope you're getting it all under control. In addition to posting the story as an object lesson here, it might be wise to seek some outside counseling or help. Also, it's possible that strip clubs really aren't the best place for you to have your extracurricular fun. Just my 2 cents. I suspect that you're already thinking of these things on your own. Good luck. Partially off-topic... I'm on SJG’s block list (supposedly...). Could someone inform our resident narcissist dick-clot that not every thread needs to be about him and his crazy-pants world view. Not that it'll help...
• PrimetimeSchein

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  6 years ago

  Is this real???
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I think it is a fishsticks alias.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^JS69 is fishsticks;)
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  we dont choose who we fall in love with
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  ^^^^^^ I think we have to choose. SJG Seymour Hersh [view link] TJ Street Girl that knows how to dress to please! [view link] [view link] More [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link]
• max_starr

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  6 years ago

  None of this imaginary....but I've managed to stay away thus far....I have informants keeping me posted on atf and friends....They aren't doing well. She has called me and her friends and I have declined to meet them out or go into the SC....I like hearing the stories though.....their game is truly weak.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  ^ LOL I only laugh because this entire story is such obvious BS. "their game is truly weak." Coming from a guy that is supposedly losing his wife and kids.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  It’s smart to keep your distance. These girls can be like natural disasters - and destroy everything and everyone in their path. Stay strong by staying away. There’s no need to step closer -
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  The truth will set you free - but first, it will make you miserable.
• Lord_Cthulhu

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  6 years ago

  @skibum609 - you're bragging about having sex with your...wife? What are you, some kind of weirdo?
• ppwh

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  6 years ago

  > @skibum609 - you're bragging about having sex with your...wife? Most married guys whine about how their wives haven't had sex with them in years, so I'm counting marital sex as braggable.
• joc13

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  6 years ago

  if I had a wife that still had sex with me, and went to strip clubs with me, I'd be bragging too
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  Any updates? This is more exciting than anything I could watch on TV.