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7 years ago
Sounds like you're staying at the Victory Inn, excellent choice! Its next door to Venus and close to Pantheon, BTs, and close enough to the Criket.
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2017/02/09/inside-victory-inn-raid-never-seen-anything-like/97669644/
Click on the picture, that's Venus in the background. Venus makes Bogarts look like a glitzy upscale show bar
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7 years ago
warhawks
>> There is a Coney Island close to the PH.
>> There is an ATM at the store next door too. You'll need that when you visit PH....
Close? TJs and PH are the only two things on that block. If I remember right, T&Js has an ATM too.
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7 years ago
"verbal diarrhea contest"
That's funny as hell and 100% correct.
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7 years ago
Why did I waste time writing all that for a guy that will never set foot in Michigan?
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7 years ago
You spelled cricket correctly however the club is Silver Criket, no 'c'. Even when you spell a word right, you spell it wrong!
Both clubs are mid level clubs. I think BTs is a little nicer. The talent is about the same and extras run about the same. Both are on my preferred clubs list. My guess is the 50% of the dancers are down for bbbj and fs.
The Criket has no day time cover, never a valet, drink and food prices are reasonable by SC standards. Their talent is usually pretty good. If you're going for lappers, see if your dancer can get the big booth in the back. It really doesn't matter but it has more space to play.
I like BT's too. No day time cover but they are a little pricier on drinks and food. They have a valet, and charge booth rental. I think they do 2-4-Tuesday for food and drinks. Sometimes the BT talent gets a little skanky on day shift. I met my "Queen of the Blowjobs" at BTs years ago. God I do miss her (mouth).
If you're into black strippers, Pantheon is just down the street. I've been there thrice since it went black. Crazy atmosphere. By 3 or 4 in the afternoon, its cranked up and partying more than BTs or the Criket will be at midnight. Not a great club for extras but theres plenty of mileage right on the main floor. I finger banged a dance during a nude dance at the bar. It's wide open for mileage. Being a white guy, I have never felt out of place there. Drinks are on the cheap side by SC standards.
>> Bograts and Henry's sound cheap but lacking the seven up factor
They lack the four up factor. I really don't see the attraction. Would you come up from Asheville for a cheap ass fast food style burger? Why come up for cheap ass fast food style women? They're just awful.
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7 years ago
If your arms are long enough, you can give yourself a hj.
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7 years ago
Following... just curious lol.
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7 years ago
Your self inflicted sob story reminds me of a joke:
A man walks into a bar and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says, "but you fuck one sheep..."
Juice, proverbially, you've fucked a lot of sheep here.
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7 years ago
Ford hasn't been above $20 in 15 years and hardly been above $15 in the last 5 years. You may need to shop at Toys R Us if you were planning to buy a car with the profits.
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7 years ago
Did you short treasuries?
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7 years ago
Not a lot going on in Detroit that day. There aren't many good options to fall back on when Juicebox doesn't show. Spoon is playing at the Fillmore but they aren't much to get excited about. Tigers are playing the Yankees....in New York. I might hit up Greektown Casino, they have $65 Texas Hold'em tourneys on Tuesdays.
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7 years ago
10. Go home and jack off to PornHub.
11. Write a lengthy sob story on TUSCL for all to ridicule you over
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7 years ago
I think it's adorable everybody is a playing along. I'll be there too!
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7 years ago
The maturity angle certainly is a factor. Her level of desperation probably is a factor as well. The more she needs money, the more likely she "needs a new bed because she broke up with her bf," or some other fucked up story
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7 years ago
If this is indeed a really girl, she must have sat beside our Juice during spelling class and they copied off of each other.
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7 years ago
That's why I'm laughing, Juice, obviously, is transgender!
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7 years ago
Legends had a fire and was closed for a good part of a year, that's why the reviews are sparse. I can't give first hand account but I believe the strippers and services are similar to the FC, PH, or Coli. A heads up, it business casual, shorts and t-shirts are turned away. On game day to can get in with team gear on.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
And you sound like the same jackass you've always been.
Let me ask you a question. When you say to treat whores like civilians, should I treat her like you treated your wife? Should I cheat on her? Should I max out her credit cards? Should I plunge her in deep in debt? Should I blame her for all the wrongs I've created?
Can hardly wait for the answer.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm not as concerned about how long her legs are but how long it takes to get them spread.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I thought you might be interested in the correct answer. I see you prefer a wild ass guess, a handful of insults, and comments that don't address your question.
Carry on.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Every heard of google?
https://www.google.com/search?q=injury+settlement+taxable+income
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7 years ago
Does anyone actually believe Juice is going to make to Detroit?
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7 years ago
I've a passing interest in genetics as well. I briefly studied crop hybrids and how to isolate genotypes with back crossing in college. Parthenogenesis has always interested me. A drone bee doesn't have a father but has a grandfather. Weird, no? There's an isolated female snake that has two clutches w/o any male contribution.
I suppose both are accurate.
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7 years ago
I hate fake titties
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7 years ago
I wonder if the Mich Ave club was in Detroit or further down the road in Dearborn or Inkster. The Detroit proper clubs and on Mich Ave are pretty tame.