Comments by PAWG_Patrol (page 8)

I hope to watch some Olympic events at a club that's all I know for sure

I'll take the shitty couple reviews over all these AI reviews any day. PLs. If the review repeats the name of the club 20 times, is extremely general, and says weird shit like "the helpfulness of the security personnel was most enjoyable" it was probably NOT written by a human 🤣

Good Guys was more straight forward when dances weren't available. Now beers are $15 instead of $8, singles machines steal your cash, and girls try to hook you with an overpriced air dance. There's even signage in each booth that says "DO NOT touch dancers." The constant tip walks were bad enough...

I don't know about a master calendar but I keep tabs on Archibald's in DC. They regularly have porn star feature dances. I've already missed Lauren Phillips twice and she's one of my favs lol. Here's their IG: https://www.instagram.com/archibalds_dc

PaperMoon in Springfield, VA turned me away because of sweatpants. They're expensive as hell and low mileage anyway so I haven't been back. Tattletale in ATL the bouncer said "You're ok this time but no sweatpants next time." I appreciated them not being dicks about it so I just wear thin shorts instead 👍

This review reads like an infomercial

Usually club solo or with friends/coworkers. I'll be in the Tampa area in August if anyone's around and wants to toss a few dollars on some pawgs.

Ever since Follies closed I've been more into JAX (FL) than ATL. 2 nude clubs. 10+ bikini bars. Extras at dance prices no VIP upgrade. Not as far as South FL. Your money goes farther not only in clubs, but also at restaurants and on hotels.

$100 is steep when you can also get that in the $30 area without any upcharge

Hilarious and awesome. There should be more strippers at public events just to shake things up 😂

I've had dancers try to charge extra for it but I've also had dancers specifically ask me to do it

Strange and interesting history! Thanks for posting.

VA = pasties, overpriced drinks and dances DC = nude, overpriced drinks and dances WV = nude, cheap drinks, and mid-priced dances MD = nude/bikini bar, cheap drinks, and cheap dances At all of the above you'll get a grind if you're lucky. Air dance if you're not. Extras not likely in this area. If you do get them, you've probably shelled out hundreds to do so.

I use anything as an excuse. Tiny bikinis at the water park? Now I want to go to the club. Waitress had a good rack? Now I want to go to the club. Milf at the grocery store had a thong visible through her leggings? Let me grab some cash back and go to the club... 😂

I used to hit up day shift. More seating. $10 LD grinds. Cheaper VIP. But yeah... sweatpants are banned. Dancers can be stuck up and charge extra to touch T&A. Only redeeming quality is if you like white dancers... TT is where the majority of them are in ATL.

Popped by a Hilton Head club with a hot tub option. Started way too high (around $1200). Security kept repeating "it is drained and cleaned between each guest". Didn't really believe them. Also wasn't an extras club. Wouldn't be guaranteed even at that price tier.

@ rickmacrodong: GND pawg = curvy, white, with a girl next door appeal. I'm sure some regulars prefer it empty. I just wanted it a little more lively so the girls weren't just phoning it in.

Hate when people say generic stuff like "dancers were 6s or 7s" or "they were kinda hot". Give me something actually descriptive. Hair color, race, size, tit size, whether she had tattoos...

How could this be too lowbrow for tuscl when a Hawk Tuah is one of the hottest things a stripper can do?

@ Waiyee: Still haven't gotten a dance here. Don't want to risk an air dance. Only dancer I've met who guaranteed grinding charged double.

Dances haven’t been $25 for over a year now (they’re $30). They’re nude not topless. You didn’t describe dancers enough. Very generic/low information review.

One of my CFs always talks about anime so maybe her lol But in all honesty I think a lot of Gen Z girls just like to "identify as" neurodivergent or queer or whatever just to spice up their boring ass middle class upbringing 😂

This is so obviously AI it's hilarious no one caught it

Common in the DC area for years. Luckily not everywhere. I tip $1-$3. If you're with a big group of people it's easier to get away with not tipping every time.

EastCoaster, that's an understandable reason. My bad! Thanks for the follow up