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7 months ago
Very thorough first review. Thanks.
Haha and only true scumbags remember the Sins covid plastic dividers. Miss those days!
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7 months ago
In my opinion once ATL started shutting down clubs a few years ago, JAX became a better option. Your dollar goes farther not only in clubs, but also in terms of lodging and meals.
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7 months ago
I couldn't give up big booty strippers to come home to a flat ass gf every night
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7 months ago
Damn this review makes me want to just pop by ATL real quick haha
Haven't been to this club since last summer
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7 months ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
I hit up 5 different clubs in JAX, FL and blew too much $$$ lol
Don't get me wrong. I still want to go out but my local options are: a full nude club where you have to keep your hands at your sides & a topless club with decent mileage where I usually spend too much
Think I'm more on an order a pizza and watch some porn budget this weekend 😂
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7 months ago
Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX6_bLhBtT8
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7 months ago
Lmao Papi bitched me out once for a review WAY less explicit than this. Guess times have changed 😂
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7 months ago
Tip walk is standard in the DC/VA area unfortunately. This is also one of the cheaper SCs in the area. Prices of drinks and dances go way up elsewhere.
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7 months ago
My visit to Pharaohs was one of the most boring, low energy clubs I'd ever seen. Not a lot going on other than them hawking cheap ass tacos. Never would've guessed there was anything going on behind the scenes!
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7 months ago
First review and it reads like an advertisement 🤔
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7 months ago
Yeah I don't like seeing one at a time. I like multiple.
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7 months ago
Somehow taking the worst parts of a Hooters and an overpriced strip club doesn't sound like a billion dollar to me haha. That's barely even a new concept!
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7 months ago
Entry fee? Drink prices? Dancer descriptions? Club description?
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8 months ago
Down in South GA dances range from $30-$50. Way too easy to burn money if you're testing out multiple dancers.
At least there are still $10 dances day shift at Tattletale/Vivide in ATL!
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8 months ago
Nuns are some of the most homely women on Earth. Amish... yeah too much inbreeding. But a give me a newly Ex-Mormon chick... now that's some fun!
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8 months ago
Late 30s is cougar now? Now that I can't accept haha.
Hank Moody's timeline of "milf" is accurate. I don't believe it started as a joke. And it was definitely in American Pie before porn marketers got a hold of it.
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8 months ago
Good to know I'm not the only one getting that error message
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8 months ago
Vegas isn't worth it to me. Highest covers. High VIP prices. Air dances. Possible fraudulent charges on your card. It's crazy how this is standard operating procedure even in some Vegas night clubs.
I know you said you don't drink, but do you smoke? Because I'd take a Vegas dispensary over a Vegas club any day.
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8 months ago
Milf has no qualifiers other than she's a mom that you'd fuck. A hot mom in her 30s is most definitely a milf. Once you get into the upper 40s you're looking more at cougar territory. A label whose definition actually has a certain age expectation.
Also... I've never used "gilf" except to describe the Bowflex Grandma. She was only 50.
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8 months ago
Gotten way more mileage from milfs than newbies. I don't know if it's just because raising kids is expensive, but milfs are often straight down to business without games or hesitation.
Fortunately down south the age of mothers skews younger, so many milfs are still in their 30s 😂
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8 months ago
Smoking blunts at Follies surrounded by 30 women during day shift felt like heaven on earth. But no other club has come close to that feeling! 😂
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8 months ago
If you're willing to drive to JAX (2 hours south), the clubs are way more interactive.
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8 months ago
"1 white girl with the phattest natural ass I've seen"
Now I know who I'll be looking for when I'm back in JAX next month 👀
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10 months ago
Was here again Thanksgiving Eve. Not eventful enough to warrant its own review. Cute curvy Thai girl said she gave good non-air dances but charged double. So 10 mins for $120 instead of the usual $60. Tempting, but no.
I thought dances were expensive here but it works out to a decent $20ish a song. Kicking myself for not at least test driving a girl. Especially since there were a lot of great fake tits over my 3 visits.
Lastly, I selected "Totally comfortable. I would go back" for the club score because that's accurate. But I wouldn't describe it as a 10. I just enjoy its relaxed atmosphere versus other uptight and pushy DC/VA clubs.