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Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

I've noticed that a lot of reviews of Baltimore exurb clubs seemingly start with a description of the parking lot. Well, CCR's parking situation is a little different. You have a mini-parking situation…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

You walk through the doors...no, stop. You drive up and it's a lone building, there's parking, there's no crackheads around, there's security visible outside the club. In fact, you can park your car…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

I don't know, guys, we might not make it. The ipad generation of strippers just doesn't seem to know how to give a lapdance. I've had several VIP's recently where the girl's moves are basically…

This place is great if you catch it on the right night. This was our second visit and it definitely lived up to our first experience. We stopped in on a tuesday afternoon and there…

Was in Key West for a bachelor party. This club is part of a complex off of Duval St. We were there for a good chunk of the night bouncing around to different bars in…

Context: I was back in KW for work. It is baking hot here in the summer. I had the opportunity for a Saturday night visit to RG, but it was disappointing. I arrive right…

Was in KW for a couple of days. This was the first of three places. (turned out to be the best of the three). Monday night around 8:00 pm. No cover.…