No Love in the Club but Hot Damn

So here's the thing about going to Key West as a guy. You either go with your girlfriend or with the fellas. If you're single and in KW, then it becomes obvious that the single girls there are hot and outnumbered about 100-1 by single guys. And let's be honest, you and the boys can afford to go to key west and go fishing and whatever, because you're established...so you're not exactly 20 year olds with athletic compositions. So, you'll probably end up at Red Garter (aka Rick's depending on which side of the Rick's complex you enter from). And you're not going alone, you're going with the boys or your compliant gf.

This also means that either you or most of your crew are not regular PL's. You are not ready for this. This club, like the other lesser clubs in KW are hustling. The girls are not there to make small talk or to do anything else except nail you down for a room. So, you're going to be hitup for cash nonstop. So, if you can be chill and not overwhelmed, you can have a good time at the stage but don't fall in love, there's no love here, no chatting except in the rooms, if you want that sort of thing. You and the boys just sit stage side and watch the show and settle on which dime you're going to pay to spend time with.

So, obviously, the dynamic of tourists in this place is itself a sight to behold, if you catch your breath for a moment. I think most guys who come in here aren't strip club regulars so they'll be caught off guard. Bring money because you'll have a 5'6" blonde, size 4, with a near-perfect face (who has heard it all before because she sees 100 new horny tourists every week) guide you to the $10 surcharge ATM if you pretend you don't have cash. Hey, Bob and Mike, have fun pay to play.