“This is not a topless bar. It’s a hopeless bar.”

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, SC

11PM. $26 entry. BYOB so they do a cooler check for liquor. Held my arms out. Got wanded. Pockets pat down. You enter and go straight upstairs. Men’s room on the left. Clean. 2 stalls &…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

2PM. No cover for day shift. About 8 dancers when I arrived. Closer to 12 when I left. So many big naturals that afternoon. Fuck yeah! Majority Cuban & black. 2 white girls. A spinner/a slim…

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, GA

Brunswick. A tiny Georgia town halfway between JAX and SAV. Here you’ll find Red Carpet Lounge. A club near several upscale restaurants in a well lit historic downtown. Basically… about as far from a seedy…

I went about 8:00 pm on a Tuesday night. They did check my ID but there was no cover charge. There were about six girls working. I was not super impressed with any of their…

Visited Saturday 2 weeks ago. To my surprise, they replaced a few lights outside. The plece almost looked open. Walked in and door checked my ID. Then I was immediately guided to a seat behind the…

Club Platinum is tiny, prob 1000 sq feet total. In a safe area right off the strip. Walked in…it wasn’t crowded at all. No cover but 2 drink minimum. Drinks are reasonably priced. $8 beer.…

I was at this club once before, back in 2009. It was a nice enough club then; could've used a coat of paint and a few other things, but it really wasn't bad; pretty much…