70 dancers on a slow night

Midnight. Thanks to previous reviews, I knew about the call ahead limo trick and that they were willing to pick up a single rider. Dispatcher said it’d be half an hour. Sent a sprinter van to my hotel. Friendly guy. Tried to tip him and he said “save it for the girls, man!” Back entrance. Wanded. No cover plus a free ride. Fuck yeah!

This place was swarming with dancers. 60? 70? Hard to tell with how dark it was. I went for the bar because I wasn’t sure which seats cost money. An older Cuban spinner immediately latched onto my arm. Refused to take no for an answer but I eventually shook her off. Grabbed a $15 Miller and sat down. Could already tell I was gonna get tired of being called “papiiiii” that night.

SR reminds me a lot of Rachel’s in Orlando. Tourist trap, high hustle factor, and high cost. Majority latinas. Majority spinners. A lot of fake tits and a few BBLs. Very similar.