Monger Methadone Maintenance
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I’m a little over five weeks into having sworn off strip-clubbing during the work day while on my home turf. I know that sounds like a pretty moderate lifestyle modification, and yet I have had to resort to Asian Massage Parlors in the hopeful transition to relative abstinence.
AMPs check off most of the boxes that led to the cutback: 1. Too much lost time from work: There are an amazing number of AMPs within walking distance of the office; 2. Cost: $200 (sometimes less) plus discretionary tip gets you an intense, full-body massage by a naked woman which veers toward the erotic, followed by a brief bbj and then mechanical cfs; 3. Fear of being caught someplace I’m not supposed to be (see 1, above).
Still and all, AMPs are no substitute for the SC experience. The women are pleasant enough, but there’s no chance of establishing any rapport, let alone a GFE, especially given the formidable language barrier. And let’s just say that Asian women likely do not wind up in this particular line of work based on their youth and beauty. (As far as how they do wind up in this line, it helps to turn a blind eye to the possibility that some form of trafficking is going on, beyond the reality that untrained immigrants end up in shitty jobs).
Can’t speak from personal experience, but I can imagine AMPs bearing a similar comparison to SCs as methadone bears to heroin. No sense of euphoria, but you buy some time until the next treatment.
AMPs check off most of the boxes that led to the cutback: 1. Too much lost time from work: There are an amazing number of AMPs within walking distance of the office; 2. Cost: $200 (sometimes less) plus discretionary tip gets you an intense, full-body massage by a naked woman which veers toward the erotic, followed by a brief bbj and then mechanical cfs; 3. Fear of being caught someplace I’m not supposed to be (see 1, above).
Still and all, AMPs are no substitute for the SC experience. The women are pleasant enough, but there’s no chance of establishing any rapport, let alone a GFE, especially given the formidable language barrier. And let’s just say that Asian women likely do not wind up in this particular line of work based on their youth and beauty. (As far as how they do wind up in this line, it helps to turn a blind eye to the possibility that some form of trafficking is going on, beyond the reality that untrained immigrants end up in shitty jobs).
Can’t speak from personal experience, but I can imagine AMPs bearing a similar comparison to SCs as methadone bears to heroin. No sense of euphoria, but you buy some time until the next treatment.
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1. If the parlor gets busted, you get busted. At a SC, usually the dancers/club face penalties not customers.
2. I like young pawgs not asian grandmas 🤣
I’m not “that close” with him but one day we were talking and he said “I’ve sworn off women, they’re all crazy or gold diggers, so when I need to scratch an itch, for $200 I just go to an AMP and get taken care of.” He for some reason wanted to tell me all the details and I just played dump like I didn’t really know much about it, I just said “oh Robert Kraft type of stuff?” Which coincidentally this guys lives in Floriduh too, so I’m sure he has lots of AMP options.
They are popular, even in my small town we have 2 of them. One is in a location “out in the middle of nowhere,” and one day I was driving nearby and these 2 Asian women were walking towards the AMP from a nearby apartment complex and I almost wrecked because one of them was smoking hot. I’ve been to a few AMPs in my lifetime and I had never seen a worker look as good as this woman before. If I had I would have visited them more often! lol - Made me rethink maybe I should stop by sometime but that’s all I need, someone to drive by and see my car parked there even though it’s in a strip mall. This is the exact reason I don’t play in my own town!