Comments by JAprufrock (page 11)

@Rev, will SkiBum still be able to squeal and grunt when he's bed-ridden with COVID-19 and his husband is drilling his ass?

^^ "But, they also think it's more likely people who've had mild, asymptomatic cases didn't build the antibodies and might not be immune." The important question is, how can we make sure SkiBum gets infected and dies and slow, torturous and excruciating death?

@lurkingdog, $300/hour sounds real cheap for a porn star, even one on the lower-end of the spectrum. You sure about that price? If so, that seems like a good deal to fulfill kind of a bucket-list item or fantasy, if you're into that. I'd go for it at that price with someone I was familiar with and whose videos I enjoyed. Of course, I would temper my expectations, going in expecting nothing out of the ordinary and hoping to be blown away, so to speak.

@skibung I'm having great, creative sex.; never alone. You're safe. Dogs and sheep can't get COVID-19.

Too many to list. But I'll give it a shot. Mostly from the Golden Age: Seka Loni Sanders Kristara Barrington Joanna Storm Desiree Cousteau Mimi Miyagi Ginger Lynn Jenna Fox More recently, a shitload of Italian babes from Mario Saleri's films, including: Selen Dalila Monica Roccaforte Karen Lancaume Gabriella Zaros Julia Taylor Georgina Herminez And many more. They keep multiplying, thankfully.

@Papi "I think Pussy Galore was a compromise after they had issues w/ the original character name of "Vagina Grande" It's unfortunate they cut her partner, Lottsa Twatz, from the original script,

Shirley, you're not serious! You mean to tell me you truly don't know how fucking contagious and deadly this shit is? The dead bodies piling up all over the world weren't your first clue? And mind you, this shit is happening in rapid-fire succession, multiplying by the day. Pro sports leagues, filled with some of the greediest bastards on earth (owners and athletes) shut down. You think they just wanted to lose millions of dollars for shits and giggles? You isolate, you stop the curve, you take some of the burden off swamped hospitals and health-care workers who are literally putting their lives on the line. If you can't fathom that, you're hopeless. And that's a shame, because you have a nice pussy.

At a friend's house, he showed me some of his dad's porn mags and I learned the anatomical differences between males and females. Unfortunately, I had to leave early to get fitted for a tux for my wedding.

Does this mean we must stop sexting each other?

"When it reopens, it'll be chaos as horny SoCals will flock in and not enough girls, prices will increase to $100/20min hehe." I think it'll be the opposite. Once this pandemic stabilizes and strip clubs are opened, I think lots of PLs will still be hesitant to go, at least initially, plus some will probably be short of cash if they were laid off. I think it'll cause the ladies, who'll be cash-strapped, to lower their prices. Then again, there's probably a lot of PLs who'll be able to stockpile some cash from not having mongered for many months, so they'll have money to blow -- and get blown. Whatever the case, I don't care. I just want things to get back to how they were. Being in my mid-50s, I always wonder how many good years I have left to enjoy the pleasure of beautiful, young women. I never took it for granted and sure as hell will appreciate it even more when I'm back in the swing of things.

"I had the terrible stereotype that a Mexican brothel I mean strip club would be full of 40 year olds who could lose 20 lbs." All you had to do was click onto the HK page here, see the high rating for the club and women, with more than 1,100 reviews, and you'd know that was a false stereotype. Sure, there's always phony reviews and shills, but when it's that big a sample size with glowing reviews from some long-time trusted TUSCLers, you can believe it's legit. I had never been to Mexico before going to HK three years ago. The only thing that surprised me about HK was many of the Latin women there are quite fair-skinned. My own stereotype of Mexican ladies was that they all had darker complexions. But you will find light and darker-skinned beauties there. Makes no difference to me. Hot is hot. BTW, there are some heavier women there. With 100 or so women there each night, there's enough variety to suit most tastes -- unless you like women who speak perfect English, in which case you're likely out of luck. But Google translate is great.

Oddly enough, Marv Albert has made no such plea.

What about those who tested positive, showed little or no symptoms, and then re-tested negative two weeks later? If you have had it and survived, have you build up the anti-bodies to avoid getting it again?

^^Agreed. Ducey is garbage. This could come back to bite him in the ass.

@skiBum: Work, play poker, ski. go out to eat. Finally, the voice of reason. Good for you, SkiBum. Keep at it. Also, go to a gym, spend some time in movie theaters, go square dancing, see an escort if you can find one. Don't worry, people in their 70s like you have nothing to worry about.

I'm shocked by this. On the one hand, it's good that they apparently feel they have it under control in that area. On the other hand, why not shut it down for at least a week or two to play it safe?

^^And you know there's videos out there, too, somewhere. Just like the golden shower videos with Russian prostitutes that Putin has on him.

I doubt that Ivanka needs to "pretend" she's with her dad. And they're right about Pence. He must have worn out multiple pairs of knee pads servicing Trump at that press conference for his leadership and great response to the crisis -- and by great response he probably wasn't referring to little hands, little dicks's claim a week ago that it's just a hoax and nothing more than the common flu.

It’s ridiculous that some progressives are insulting the President by saying his 2020 campaign should be KAI — Keep America Infected. That’s just deplorable on their part. Really disgusts me.

Relax people. The President said recently that this is just a hoax, a leftist conspiracy, that this nothing more than the common flu. I believe him. He knows all about viruses.

Pole, you have a beautifully shaved pussy. If you're ever in SE Michigan I would love to lick it a few times for you, if you don't mind.

Since you're asking, I'll add my 2 cents: At 21, you shouldn't be going to strip clubs, other than the occasional night out with your buddies. You should be going to places where you can meet "civvies." An inexperienced monger in a strip club could lead to trouble, in the form of separating you from what little money you probably have, as others have detailed the stripper scams. Don't do the solo strip club thing until you're old, lonely, bitter and broken up after a long marriage or relationship, like me. For this hobby, it also helps to be a financially secure position that you generally don't attain until later in life.

@RandomMember "I'd say there's a 99% chance that this is a troll meant to mock Asian stereotypes." If you're right, then he's probably got an axe to grind with an Asian guy. Maybe a Chinese dude fucked his mom in the ass. Maybe a Korean native stretched out his sister's snatch. Or perhaps a Thai guy came in his wife's mouth while he was at work.

1. No. You can check out at 5 p.m. but it's the same cost as a full night. 2. Some discrepancy here. I believe they're open 24 hours on the weekend and might close around 6 a.m. during the week, but not sure. Might depend on how busy it is. 3. Never been in the club during the day but have seen guys taking ladies up in the morning when I was checking out of the hotel, around 10-11 a.m.

I don't think he is. That's because SkiBum is one and said Rick is never at the meetings.