Bad news for us all from doctors

whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Is it safe to have sex during the coronavirus pandemic?

https://www.foxnews.com/health/is-it-saf…

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RandomMember
5 years ago
“Start talking on the phone, have video chats, sext or have phone sex if that’s your thing,”
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Well, that's not my thing and I'm certainly not going to pay for it. Mongering is out for the time being, especially for married guys.
bkkruined
5 years ago
"you are your safest partner"
Wash your hands before and after!!!
skibum609
5 years ago
I'm having great, creative sex.; never alone.
Bavarian
5 years ago
After businesses are opened, social distancing will still be recommended. The virus will not completely disappear. How would lap dances work? I still want to see my favorite stripper OTC, before the clubs open. Less risky than going after the clubs open and she is around other strippers and PLs.
Icey
5 years ago
Social distancing doesn't really work if everything is open....
ButterMan
5 years ago
yea how does social distancing work in an SC? I think clubs may be slow coming back. But I hope i'm wrong. I may use some of this 1200 check on an OTC stripper.
Roadworrier
5 years ago
@butterman. Read reviews of Washington DC strip clubs (especially Good Guys, Camelot and Archibalds) and the Crystal City Restaurant in Arlington VA, plus clubs in Salt Lake City, if you want a preview of social distanced strip clubs. Not gonna be much fun.
gobstopper007
5 years ago
Just read some of those reviews. If that becomes the standard then I will be done
Mate27
5 years ago
D.C. clubs have always practiced social distancing.
skibum609
5 years ago
If the clubs reopen with full contact I wil go back. If they open with no contact/limited contact/one way contact, then the three times I went in March and on 2/28, which were all fantastic fucking experiences, will remain memories of the last three times I went. Sex with my wife and swinging will have to get me through life I guess.
JAprufrock
5 years ago
@skibung I'm having great, creative sex.; never alone.

You're safe. Dogs and sheep can't get COVID-19.
gammanu95
5 years ago
^actually, dogs and cats can. Looks like he stuck with sheep and his Donald J Trump waifu pillow
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