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Is it safe to have sex during the coronavirus pandemic?

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RandomMember

“Start talking on the phone, have video chats, sext or have phone sex if that’s your thing,”


Well, that's not my thing and I'm certainly not going to pay for it. Mongering is out for the time being, especially for married guys.

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bkkruined

"you are your safest partner"
Wash your hands before and after!!!

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skibum609

I'm having great, creative sex.; never alone.

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Bavarian

After businesses are opened, social distancing will still be recommended. The virus will not completely disappear. How would lap dances work? I still want to see my favorite stripper OTC, before the clubs open. Less risky than going after the clubs open and she is around other strippers and PLs.

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Icey

Social distancing doesn't really work if everything is open....

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ButterMan

yea how does social distancing work in an SC? I think clubs may be slow coming back. But I hope i'm wrong. I may use some of this 1200 check on an OTC stripper.

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Roadworrier

@butterman. Read reviews of Washington DC strip clubs (especially Good Guys, Camelot and Archibalds) and the Crystal City Restaurant in Arlington VA, plus clubs in Salt Lake City, if you want a preview of social distanced strip clubs. Not gonna be much fun.

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gobstopper007

Just read some of those reviews. If that becomes the standard then I will be done

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Mate27

D.C. clubs have always practiced social distancing.

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skibum609

If the clubs reopen with full contact I wil go back. If they open with no contact/limited contact/one way contact, then the three times I went in March and on 2/28, which were all fantastic fucking experiences, will remain memories of the last three times I went. Sex with my wife and swinging will have to get me through life I guess.

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JAprufrock

@skibung I'm having great, creative sex.; never alone.

You're safe. Dogs and sheep can't get COVID-19.

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gammanu95

^actually, dogs and cats can. Looks like he stuck with sheep and his Donald J Trump waifu pillow

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