Comments by JAprufrock

@sfrsox: Yes, passport or passport card is required for entry into Canada. I don't believe they stamp your passport, if that matters to you (doesn't to me). @frustratedinTheUS: Agree, U.S. would be a much better place if pay for play were legal or tolerated like it is through much of Europe, East Asia, Latin America, Canada etc. Also, I've been hassled only once during entry by some overzealous asshole, back when I didn't have my story straight (still got in). Tell them you're visiting a specific family member in a specific city (have name, look up a phony address, just in case, but I've never been asked specifics). They might ask where you're staying and you can tell at their house or tell them a specific hotel (when asked this I've mentioned the hotel I've booked). If you take a suit with you, you can tell them it's for a wedding, which might add credibility (they'll ask if you're bringing a gift, tell them you're going to purchase a gift certificate when you get there). If you're entering from Detroit or Buffalo, you can also tell them you're just driving through (to Buffalo or Detroit) as a shortcut, which a lot of people do. All in all, it can be nerve-wracking at times, but have your answers to potential questions ready and it's no problem. I've never even been pulled aside for additional questioning or to have my car searched.

Thanks for this. I'll just continue to get pussy the old-fashioned way: from professional escorts.

I stayed on the U.S. side my first couple of times going to TJ and stayed at the Motel 6 San Ysidro. It's cheap (I think it was $50-60 back in 2018) and walking distance to the border, closer to PedWest, so it's walking distance to the trolley. This was before I realized how convenient it was to stay at Cascades.

@gingerhat, the clown who goes by uniquename had a previous handle who also wrote "not original article" on every article, no doubt while whacking off to gay porn. And the idiot who wrote "too explicit" has a habit of doing that on articles and reviews, too. Says the site is not about sex tourism. Guess that's why there's a forum devoted exclusively to Tijuana. You're right. Founder needs to ban some of these tools. They offer nothing of substance to this site.

^^This is why I stopped going to U.S./Canadian strip clubs. The value and the experience is lacking compared to TJ and the Toronto escort/massage scene.

Thanks for this wealth of info. Have considered going for years but always opted for the shorter, far less-expensive flight to San Diego instead for TJ. But still on my bucket list.

@lockjaw: "I really do not know how many good healthy years I have left to live. The number of years my dick will fully function will be even less." Good, thoughtful article. Life is meant to be enjoyed and lived to the fullest, something that finally dawned on me in 2017 after my first trip to TJ, an absolute game-changer. You have the financial wherewithal and clearly enjoy porn stars. More power to you. @Putatester brings up a good point about brothels. If not TJ, then German FKK clubs, Thailand, The Philippines, Brazil.

Thanks for this wealth of info. What would you estimate to be the average cost for a night at one of these clubs, including cover, drinks, dances, VIP cost and one session? Just trying to determine the typical range.

I'd have one printed out just in case, even if they supposedly discontinue them. These cock-suckers make up their own rules, so you never know what to expect. I've had some wave me through without so much as looking up and one guy, a fat piece of shit, tell me to pay $30 for an FMM or I can't cross.

@mickey48066, spot on about Square One, or as I like to call it, Square 69 because of all the sex I've engaged in within a square mile of the place.

I've seen Luke Powell's videos and they're not particularly informative or valuable. He continually talks about "smashing" TJ girls but I'm not sure he's ever had sex with any of them. And common sense would tell you to have your passport in hand when crossing the border to avoid any hassles and additional costs and scrutiny. Another TJ YouTube guy is 420Jon69. He fancies himself as an expert on mongering and women in general but is useless as tits on a bull. However, he frequently interviews an American guy in his 70s who he calls "Tim." That guy has a lot of valuable knowledge and experience in many countries and seems like a good, down-to-earth guy that a lot of us can probably relate to. All 420Jon69 does is lay in bed, smoke weed, beg for money for some "Jedi" club he's allegedly starting and brag about the women he dates, as if it takes some special skill to hook up with Latina sex workers.

Thanks, @PutaTester. I tried to log on a couple of days ago and was getting the same message. Wasn't sure if it was just down for maintenance or something.

Damn. You have to be the most well-traveled man on TUSCL. Thanks for this. Makes me want to pack up and leave the house more often and not just to TJ. Never ceases to amaze me the incredible number of legal pay to play options in this great world, and really none of them in the U.S.

^^^^You're right, they shouldn't be grouped with and compared to strip clubs. But I'm grateful Allure was listed because that's how I found out about it. Ideally, there should be a separate section for massage parlors.

Thanks for this. I had no idea.

^^^^^^LOL! I'm thinking a review of that steakhouse might have been more enlightening than this.

Too explicit. LOL! Newsflash: This isn't the Nickelodeon channel.

The Greater Toronto Arena is the place to be if you're into East Indian women, like I am. Have seen many EI escorts and massage parlor attendants the past few years.

Valuable info for the married/attached sect. The rest of us don’t mind going home with the scent of her perfume in our clothes and the smell of her pussy juice on our lips. And then there’s @desertscrub, whose love for the taste of salty semen has him eager to bury his head between his mom’s legs long after her Mexican neighbors have left.

Good stuff. I used to travel extensively with my old job back in the day. Glad you mentioned Charlie Gito's in St. Louis, one of my favorite Italian restaurants. Other recommendations off the top of my head: San Jose: Original Joe's. San Francisco: The line of fresh seafood stands in Fisherman's Wharf. Nashville: Jack's Bar-b-Que Dallas: Sonny Bryan's Bar-b-Que in the West End. Tampa: The Taco Bus. Philadelphia: Sonny's Famous Steaks (cheesesteaks) Chicago: Al's Beef (Italian beef sandwiches) Columbus: Tip Top (pot roast sandwiches) Detroit: Bucharest Grill (chicken shwarma)

Dave, good to see you're making your first trip to TJ and the fabulous HK. It should be on every monger's TDL. I've stayed only at Cascadas because you can't beat the convenience for taking up HK gals. But it's the not the place to stay if you're seeking peace and quiet and a good night's sleep, something I always forego during my annual visits to this men's Disneyland. HK ladies are becoming more business-like but it's still possible to get the sensuality and GFE we seek. DM me if you have any questions. Have fun, and ignore TUSCL's man-hating lesbian, desertscrub, who's constantly trying to persuade guys from going to TJ.

Unlike many others, I've never really experienced over-aggressive maseros. More often than not, I have to approach them to get me a drink. That might be because I'm usually walking around a lot, floor to floor, front of the club to the back, one shaving cream show to the other. They will, however, be all over you during a ficha, asking if you want to buy another before the lady even finishes her first, and they try to get you to buy her food, showing you the Azul menu that's on the back of their trays. If you're seated, they'll bring over a girl and ask if you want to buy her a ficha. Overall, I don't think they're as big of a nuisance for those of us who like to roam a lot.

Good, comprehensive report. Based on your experience, I see why you don't want to return. I was there two months ago and noticed it's more businesslike. Watch out for the $30 wine fichas. That's ridiculous. Two of my four arribas were subpar at best. I blame the decline not only on the pandemic increasing their urgency to make up for lost revenue, but also the lack of competition. No other clubs have stepped up their game. If just one did to give HK a bona fide competitor, it would help keep HK in line. BTW, you can still masturbate girls with a dildo for $5 in the shaving cream shows (those that allow it). Also have to disagree with your observation on a lack of spinner, athletic types. They might be outnumbered by the curvy ones but they truly have them in all shapes and sizes here, on weekdays and especially Friday-Saturday. I'll keep going back because there's simply nothing remotely close to this in the U.S. that I'm, aware of. Love the party atmosphere, unabashed debauchery, enormous supply of women, complete legality (no worries of being arrested), value compared to U.S./Canadian clubs, and that you can freely discuss services and prices.

I think you mistakenly posted your Master's thesis here. Your professor is probably confused that you sent him a review of the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club.

This might be too deep for a mindless pussy eater like me, but this part resonates: "the thing I remember almost fifty years later is her legs. She wore dresses that showed off her beautifully toned body, and I had no idea why I was so fixated on those legs. But I still see them in my mind sometimes." Takes me back to my third grade teacher, circa 1972-73. Probably mid-20s with a nice tan who wore short skirts that accentuated her nice, thick but well-toned legs. This was a couple of years before I learned the anatomical differences between the genders, courtesy of my buddy's dad's awesome porn collection. Miss J got married a year or two later and I remember envying her husband and wondering if he ever saw her naked. LOL! But yeah, sexy legs do it for me every time.