Not your father's massage place

When I started mongering in the late '80s, I'd occasionally hit up an Asian spa in the metro Detroit area. The price was usually $30 for 30 minutes and that included the happy ending. Some ladies asked for a tip to finish you and I'd give them $20 extra.

Fast forward 35 years and my massage experiences are much different, much more expensive and a lot better. In a different country, too. Allure is my go-to. Near the Toronto airport, it's about a three-hour drive from my house and I've been making occasional weekend sex tourism trips since the border opened, usually seeing a couple of escorts and squeezing in a session at Allure. It's $180 (Canadian) for 40 minutes, which is what I usually book.

Here's the latest ladies who had the pleasure of getting naked with me: