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With some time on my hands between work obligations & some PL lust in my heart, I decided to give Pink Pony another try. I pass by here occasionally, to see when this club has some cars, but that seems to be elusive. Giving it a shot here I passed through at 6:45 on a Thursday & there was a decent amount of traffic, so i gave it a shot.
At the door I was told the admission was free, but 5.00 if i wanted to eat lunch. Beer was 5.00, service was kind slow, but I don't really give a shit about actually drinking so I didn't care. I get inside & there is little space open at the bar, but the chair seating was almost empty. A cluster of girls sitting in a booth, with one on stage & one or two walking around. The folks on stage are dancing, appropriate to the low key vibe of the club at that time, but better than the zombie walk. Although i did see one just stop & sit on the side of the stage as someone handed her drink, like she was on a time out. OK so far it sounds bad right, and I haven't seen many good reviews for this place, and had nothing good to say on my prior visit. But I was impressed with the girls. No more than 9 of them in total, but ranging from a 6.9-8. All Cuban save maybe one. Mostly brunettes, not as much of the terrible peroxide blondes that the Cubanas are so fond of. While some plastic up top, the bodies were for the most part natural slim but curvy if you catch what I'm trying to say (The girl next door, if you live in Hialeah). HOWEVER, there were two big girls in a good way. Not big as in fat, I mean technically they may have been slightly overweight, but in a good way. Like there are girls down here that I call Letter S types. Where from the side they look like a letter S, because of the monstrous fake tits and ass. Well these two girls were like that, not because they got injected with any plastic, they look like they'd been injected with red beans & rice. I have to say I was really impressed with all the girls in the club, and had I had the ability on this day would have gladly given any of them a whirl in the lap dance room. Girls did the usual 3 dance set, and then would come buy for the tip walk. I was tipping all of them on stage. Sometimes when girls see you tip on stage, they won't ask again on the tip parade. Not these girls though, everyone came for their propina. But it was only the ones who just got off stage, and the songs were played at a decent length, so it was a while between the small propina bleed. Unfortunately, the time was getting near to the shift change, and the girls began to disappear only to re-appear, looking good in their street clothing with their carryon luggage heading towards the door. I saw a few make that trip in reverse (who also looked good) as the next shift began to straggle in, but I could tell it would be awhile before things kicked up again. Eventually there was a stretch of about 15-20 mins where there were no dancers. DJ was calling somebody up to the stage, but no one came out. I really need to leave at this point, but the PL lust was wanting me to hold on to see if some new booty might appear. Eventually the dancer who was on stage when I first came in, came out, and the DJ switched to get her on stage. So at this point I leave, although I really would like to stay longer to see what came after. I head off to my work obligation, and there are tons of girls who essentially look like the Pink Pony dancers in their street clothing. PL problems with concentrating from there on out.
Pros: Low pressure environment. Cheap at this time of day. I was really surprised by the ladies there. Not just, they were nicer than I thought, but full on I'd like to come back and see them, when I have a chance to make things happen & could spend some time. With the two bigger girls, more variety than you normally see.
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